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Good Morning Woody

Studio: Shane's World » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/1/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Good Morning Woody

The hidden bonus scene showed Lichelle Marie over the freeway with Justice.

Voodoo House/Shane’s World

Holly West was cute!

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jonalungus

Crissy James liked Justice too.

Cast: Holly West, Danny Wylde, Crissy James, Justice Young, Rachel Roxxx, Maya Gates, Jack Venice, Jaclyn Case, Jack Lawrence

Length: 139:49 minutes

Houston's own Rachel Roxxx was a featured player here.

Dates of Production: 11/7/2007, 11/9/2007, 11/11/2007, 11/12/2007, 11/14/2007

Extra's: The best extra was a 3:26 minute tease clip in the kitchen that was billed as a bonus scene. She was cute but labeling this as a bonus scene is like calling a single sentence a “review”; thankfully my diligence paying off as the show continued with a second clip of solo action lasting 3:34 minutes, and then the “real” bonus scene from Busty Loads lasting 30:36 minutes long between Lichelle Marie and Justice Young starting in the minivan. I hated her implants but the gal was a lot of fun when it came down to getting down so keep an eye out for the movie it came from; the couple even screwing on a freeway overpass before running away as helicopters buzzed by them! This was a prime example of spontaneous sex at its best and I liked it a lot. There were also trailers, a photogallery, an advertisement for shower spy cam (a website), and a true double sided DVD cover.

Maya Gates was hot too!

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Good Morning Woody was presented in the nicely improved 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jonalungus (whose past work has struck me as a slightly rushed version of Brother Love) for Voodoo House. The bitrate was often in the mid 4 to 5 Mbps range, but the picture tended to look washed out, even as the fleshtones appeared to be reasonably accurate. Perhaps the enhanced resolution of an anamorphic picture would have helped this time but some of the camera angles were not overly favorable to the cast this time too. The editing was fair, if rushed in places, and while it definitely looked like a low end effort, the potential for future improvement was evident thanks to Jon's ability to capture the energy inherent in the heat of most scenes. The settings were tougher to catch than his previous works that used a static couch for the sex so the learning curve aspect of this new dynamic is to be expected but in the end, it was the casting choices that elevated this one higher rather than the technical matters. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English using an interesting 128 Kbps bitrate (though the cheapo menu again used an LPCM bitrate of 1536 Kbps and appeared almost like it was made for the internet). The vocals were typically hollow and lacking in dynamic range with the music as generic as the titles from Hush Hush used to be when I reviewed them awhile back. In defense of the production, getting the sound to come out right is one of the toughest things about modern porn, especially as home theatres improve so quickly but if you watch this on a cheapo TV set, the sound wasn't too bad.

Jaclyn Case looked cold on the marble floor here.

Body of Review: Jonalungus is rapidly becoming one of my favorite directors for Voodoo House these days due to the humorous manner in which he not only captures fun sex but also shows the cast having a great time in the process. It’s difficult trying to explain this on a qualitative level and his works are not consistent enough for me to heavily promote him as a top flight director just yet but his potential alone has been proven time and again so I try to keep an eye on what he’s doing these days to see if he continues getting better; knowing I have a very decent shot at this happening given his past. His latest release making it my way is a cute comedy series of gonzo vignettes called Good Morning Woody where a series of five scenes showing attractive ladies taking advantage of their male partner’s physiological response to waking up is the focal point. As any guy can tell you, waking up with a stiffy and a partner wanting a piece of it is among the best things in life, nearly enough for me to seek out a regular bed buddy instead of playing it fast and loose (man-whore that I am). If this sounds interesting to you, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:

Scene One: Holly West, a sexy little brunette with great curves and a pleasant sex drive, was up first in bed as she woke to the lame alarm clock next to sleepy head Danny Wylde in bed. She was wearing sexy purple lingerie and started masturbating when he pushed her away to get more sleep (idiot!), her juices flowing to the point where she pretty much demanded he join her after slobbing his erect morning knob. He might be a third tier moper but his pecker responded well enough to her skilled tongue; the gal combining some hand to gland action with her inhalation technique to make it a great morning start. Rather than reciprocate as I would have done, he then went right to plowing her fertile field, tapping her biscuit as she moaned loudly for him to “fuck it harder” and he restrained her arms behind her back. Real or not, she projected a sense of passion and chemistry I enjoyed, making the bedroom bout of boning a solid way to start the movie, the gal doing a lot of PTM between vaginal positions they engaged in. The scene ended when he unleashed a modest wave of population pudding to her face; her smile telling me all I needed to know about her appreciation for “breakfast in bed”. Yum!

Scene Two: Crissy James, a bleach blond I almost mistook for Bree Olson on the front cover, was up next as she pawed at the morning erection of tattooed wonder child Justice Young in bed. He didn’t respond until she started blowing him; Crissy polishing his boner with her skilled mouth and hand until it was time for her to actively ride it. The way her meaty labia wrapped around his pole was interesting and her muscular features only reminded me of how good she would look with a few more pounds on her frame; especially her implants that stuck out in such an angular manner. She was an active vaginal cock rider though and the manner in which she attempted to scratch her itch was most appealing even if a she wasn’t at her optimal weight. They continued in a few more positions on the bed and the impression I got was less that they were professionals and more that they were into one another, always a good sign in porn. It ended when he too gave her breakfast in bed in the form of a facial; the camera fading out too soon for my tastes but the deed was done.

Scene Three: Rachel Roxxx, a curvy Houstonian as featured on the front cover (with the great pink t-shirt on), was up next as she cleaned the living room from what appeared to be a messy card game amonst the guys. There was a black man passed out on the floor and she spotted the object of her delight in the form of Justice Young’s morning erection; her perky attitude giving it reason to get rock hard thanks to her oral attentions. She gave some dedicated head and a bit of titty play (wish she hadn’t overdone the implants though); earning her featured spot on the cover thanks to the way she lit up the small screen. This time, Justice was a gentleman and picked her up to place them in a 69 position, her perfect pucker inches away from his face as he ate her out. Her purrs of pleasure and mild laughter made her come across a bit flaky at times but still having a swell time; inhaling his nuts before they bumped uglies quite aggressively. Her rhythm added to the appeal of the scene as did her face sitting, the standing fuck among the best looking positions they engaged in as far as I was concerned. She loved the taste of her own pussy on his rod too; the scene ending as expected with his load gracing her face. Whew!

Scene Four: Maya Gates, the lean brunette cutie seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she cooked breakfast for another Houston hero, Jack Venice, while she pranced about in her sheer white negligee. He sat at the table half awake when she spotted his morning wood, pushing aside his food for later as she wanted to take advantage of the former military man’s heat seeking missile. They pawed each other and she dropped to her knees to suck him off, showing a degree of enthusiasm to combine with her skill level to make it all that much better. Her exotic looking body was fit and he was smart enough to let her take charge of the ride; Maya jumping onto his cock to impale herself soundly as she aggressively rode him so passionately. The contrast of their skin tones added something too as the Latina proved to be hotter than he was used to getting in porn, Maya proving it again with some solid PTM skills. If that wasn’t enough, she also did anal here and nearly as actively as her vaginal romp; Jack having some difficulty when switching positions but otherwise showing her a good time. The scene ended with the facial she liked so much; full eye contact and open mouth with post coital sucking to elevate the scene even more. Sweet!

Scene Five: Jaclyn Case, a curvy little gal wearing sheer blue lingerie, was up last with scruffy Jack Lawrence; the guy complaining about morning wood as he took a leak, changing his tune when he saw her in the bathroom. He pawed her and convinced her that they should have some fun, both of them warming each other up reasonably well if not with the same passion a few of the other couples displayed. The vaginal screwing was decent too; not overly energetic or full of chemistry but providing evidence of why her fans may be onto something. She did a lot of PTM and the mixture of camera angles struck me as different than the rest of the movie, maybe a new editor assisted on it or something coming to mind. Jaclyn gave a decent performance but that was exactly what it was, a performance, so it compared to the previous scenes where the couples seemed so into one another. The scene ended as expected, with a moderate facial and pop shot to her mouth; the pair cleaning off in the shower before the credits rolled.

Summary: Good Morning Woody by director Jonalungus for Voodoo House advertised as being “over 3 hours long!” but that was only if you include the trailers, bonus scene from another release, and all the other extras so I was put off a bit by it but the quality of the scenes was certainly enough to merit a rating of Recommended all the same. The technical matters were a little on the rough side but the extras added some spice to the DVD and the director’s aforementioned skills surely enhanced the pairings for me; the comedy aspects elevating the movie from the generic ranks of all the movies coming out in recent months. In short, Good Morning Woody proved that Voodoo House is one of those companies to keep an eye on as much as their director, the levels of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value climbing as the company becomes more established. Nice job!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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