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F Word, The

Studio: Jet Set Men » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 1/12/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Production Date:

July 2007

Directed By:

Andrew Rosen

The Movie:

Welcome to the set of television’s most popular program “Golden Hills”. When the show’s star drops an F bomb during a behind-the-scene’s argument, the gay cast and crew decide to dig up some dirt for the tabloids.

Run Time:

1 Hour and 50 Minutes

The Cast:

Jesse Santana, Andrew Justice (main cover dude), Braxton Bond, Matt Majors, Tyler Saint, Christian Owen, Jason White, Cole Ryan, Guy Parker.

Safe Sex/Condoms:


The Dudes:

“The F Word” offers up nine hot dudes with a mix of muscle-bound, muscular, and toned body types; hairy, lightly hairy, and smooth chests; full, trimmed, and shortly trimmed pubes and cut cocks.

Scene One:

Secret lovers Braxton Bond (good-looking with short light brown hair, toned/lightly hairy body) and Jason White (cute with dark hair, toned/smooth body) use an empty television studio dressing room to their full advantage and engage in some very heavy kissing with plenty of wet tongues. The dudes’ hands wonder all over one another’s bodies leading Braxton to pull his boyfriend’s blue jeans down revealing dark pubes, plump balls, and a nice big plump cut cock. Braxton strokes the growing tool sliding his mouth up ‘n down to full hardness giving an excellent blowjob. Jason chows down on Braxton’s stiff clipped tool deep throating all the way down to his trimmed light brown pubes nursing the pink knob. Both are very into each other and the action with Braxton exclaiming, “That feels so fuckin’ good!” while loud slurping noises fill the room.

Braxton bends over and allows Jason to tongue his tight shaved bunghole eating that ass like there’s no tomorrow in nice close-ups. Braxton loudly moans with pleasure totally digging the scene while Jason tosses a mean salad. He rubs that hungry pucker with his thumb making it pout practically begging for a meaty tube steak dinner. Returning for a little more oral pleasure, Braxton fucks Jason’s willing mouth and he takes it down his gullet with ease. Braxton rolls a condom on and slides his big dick up Jason’s tight hole from behind fucking fast ‘n smooth with plenty of nice penetration shots from below. Jason’s snug chute clings to the lubed rubber-covered prick and we are treated to nice shots of Braxton’s hairy gooch and nuts. There are plenty of more hot penetration shots as the dudes go at it doggy-style with more fast ‘n lubed fucking. Braxton shoots a thick load of spooge on his fist and pubes. Jason shoots a large wet load on Braxton’s chest and stomach. Hot!

Scene Two:

Christian Owen (cute with brown buzz cut, toned/smooth body) and Tyler Saint (handsome with short brown hair, muscle-bound/smooth body) find themselves alone in one of the studio’s business offices. Tyler quickly hauls out his hard cut cock and plump balls and begins pulling pork. Christian definitely digs what he sees and is soon on his knees cramming that meat down his gullet working his mouth up ‘n down with loud slurping sounds. Tyler loves the head breathing heavily and filling the room with lusty “Oh yeahs!” Tyler is fucking hot with that beautiful muscle-bound body and hard eraser tip nipples. Matt Majors (good-looking with brown buzz cut, toned/hairy body) barges in talking on his cell phone and pulls down his blue jeans revealing his shortly trimmed brown pubes, plump nuts, and large cut tool with a very hot/blunt knob. Christian chows down on that big dong going crazy on that beef while Matt pulls on and plays with Tyler’s nuts.

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Tyler takes Matt’s big dick deep throat all the way down to his trimmed pubes sliding his wet mouth up ‘n down giving one heck of a jaw job. I’m not sure how he can take such a big cock all the way down without choking. Christian is back down on Tyler’s pork as Tyler guides his head to get it just the way he likes it. Matt moans, “Oh yea, jam that cock down your throat!” Tyler and Christian are soon sharing sucking duties on that enormous wang with Tyler slowly teasing Matt’s long ‘n deep piss slit with the tip of his tongue. Christian pulls his hard cut dick from the confines of his blue jeans and beings wanking leading to Tyler chowing down and deep throat all the way to Christian’s shortly trimmed pubes and plump nuts. He’s like a milking machine on that cock! Christian bends over a desk and Tyler tongues his tight shaved asshole in hot close-up teasing the bung with his tongue.

Switching up, Matt munches down on Christian’s tender touchhole with plenty of ass eating close-ups. Matt slides his middle digit up that tight chute for some fun finger fucking much to Christian’s pleasure. Matt fucks Christian from behind slowly sliding that big ol’ dong in ‘n out with long full strokes with very hot penetration shots from below. We are also treated to a mouth-watering view of Matt’s hairy hole, gooch, and plump balls. Tyler slides into Matt’s tight hairy bunghole from behind as Matt continues to screw Christian.

Matt really rocks ‘n rolls here fucking and hunching back to fill his manhole with as much meat as possible. It’s tasty sandwich time with plenty of penetration shots from below! Switching up again, Matt rides Tyler’s hard dick playing the ol’ sink/bounce humping up ‘n down while Christian fucks his mouth. To finish up, the dudes gather ‘round to pull off. Christian shoots a thick load on his stomach and pubes, Tyler cuts loose with a small thick load on Christian’s stomach, and Matt shoots a large wet load all over Christian’s chest and stomach. Hot!

Scene Three:

Finding themselves all alone on stage 8 (is there anyone around this studio?) Guy Parker (cute with spiky platinum hair, muscular/smooth body) and Jesse Santana (cute with short dark hair, toned/lightly hairy body) get down with some highly erotic wet tongue twirling and body rubbing. The guys move over to a handy green sofa where Jesse worships Guy’s beautiful muscular chest running his hands up ‘n down and then lower to that bulging crotch. Jesse fishes out Guy’s hard cut pole and begins kissing the purple knob, licking the shaft, and finally taking it down his hungry gullet. Both dudes are very into the action and each other as Jesse shows off his oral skills. Guy spreads his legs wide open in a missionary position exposing his tight shaved pink starfish leading Jesse to diddle it with his digits and then on to some tasty finger fucking while Guy cries out with pleasure.

Jesse pulls his own blue jeans down revealing his hard clipped prick with large purple knob and beings jerking and wagging it to entice Guy. The teasing works like a charm and Guy is soon sliding his mouth up down that rigid member deep throating all the way down to Jesse’s shortly trimmed dark pubes. Jesse definitely digs the head and fills the room with heavy breathing and sighs while he fucks Guy’s willing mouth. He bends over allowing Guy to spread his butt cheeks exposing his tight shaved asshole. Guy munches down on that pucker tonguing the rosebud in hot close-up. Guy fucks Jesse doggy-style sinking his big meat up that tight hole humping quickly with fast ‘n smooth strokes. Picking up the pace, Guy drills that manhole with some very nice penetration shots as Jesse cries out with delight. Reaching the outer limits of lust, Guy squirts a large wet load that flies through the air to places unknown. Jesse beats off dumping love juice on his fist and pubes. Hot!

Scene Four:

Andrew Justice (good-looking with short bleached hair, toned/lighly hairy body) and Cole Ryan (cute with short dark hair, toned/hairy body) meet up for a scheduled photo session. When no one else shows up, Cole puts the moves on Andrew and soon the dudes are swallowing each other’s wet tongues and exploring bodies with curious hands. Cole yanks Andrew’s blue jeans and briefs down revealing a full light brown bush, plump balls, and large clipped meat. Cole sucks the hell outta that big dick nursing the large purple knob, sucking those nuts, and sliding his wet mouth up ‘n down deep throat all the way to those pubes. Hot! These dudes are very into one another as well as the action. Andrew rubs his hands all over Cole’s hot ‘n hairy chest and then yanks open those blue jeans revealing Cole’s dark pubes, plump balls, and rigid clipped pole. He sucks that hard cock cramming his mouth full in a traditional sixty-nine as both gorge on meat.

Cole spreads Andrew’s butt cheeks apart exposing his tight hairy bunghole and eats that ass tongue fucking the pucker in hot close-up and making Andrew cry out with pure lust. Hot! Cole sinks his tight hairy asshole down on Cole’s stiff dick and plays a sexy game of the ol’ sink/bounce while jacking his hard prick. Heavy breathing, moans, and grunts fill the room as Cole rides up ‘n down and crying out as Andrew wildly humps upward to fuck that snug man-chute. Switching up, Andrew pounds Cole in the missionary position fast, smooth, ‘n hard as Cole makes all sorts of hot lusty noises. Andrew sprays a large wet load all over his sweaty chest and stomach. Hot! Cole squirts a large load all over Andrew’s chest. Hot!



“The F Word” is shot directly on high quality video and presented in wide screen with a 16:9 aspect ratio. The videography by Charles Stevens is excellent providing loads of cool close-ups, extreme close-ups, and full coverage of all the action. The lighting by Willie O’Keef is equally as strong providing nice clear close-ups with no shadows. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The stereo sound is nice ‘n clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dialogue as well as the moans, groans, and heavy breathing of hot man-sex. The music by Gianfranco and Charles Kurzweil is cool with a mix of soothing, trippy, and jazzy instrumentals.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, a cum shot review, a slideshow gallery of high quality photographs by Greg Lenzman and John Eastman of action shots from the movie, and trailers for: “Just Add Water”, “Jet Set Fraternity Gang Bang 2”, “Workload”, and “Proven Straight”.

Poindexter's Roundup:

With a plot that is ripped right out of the real-life tabloids concerning a certain actor who couldn’t keep his dumb ass mouth shut and lost a lucrative acting gig, Jet Set Men has another hot release with “The F Word”! The direction and editing by Andrew Rosen is top notch and along with the excellent videography by Charles Stevens creates four tight scenes that move along at a quick pace and contain some of the hottest sex I’ve reviewed. The dudes are all very appealing, give energetic performances, and are clearly into each other and the heavy action. My personal favorites here are Tyler Saint, Matt Majors, Cole Ryan, and Jason White. I love me some muscular bodies and hairy chests so the movie is a real treat for me and should be for those who dig the same thing. I Highly Recommend.

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