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Xcalibur 2: The Lords of Sex

Studio: Woodman Entertainment » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 1/13/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: feature

Director: Pierre Woodman

Cast: Caylian Curtis, Sylvia Saint, Boroka Bolls, Theodora Ferreri, Zafira Klass, Kety Bleins, Aniko, Roxane, Julia Bright and more

Length: 2:50

Production Date: 8/5/2006

Extras: trailers, photo gallery, behind the scenes

Audio/Video: This feature is presented in anamorphic widescreen with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio. The picture generally looks pretty good, but there are some noticeable compression issues. The lighting isn't great in each scene, which looks to be more of a stylistic decision than anything. The audio comes in 5 languages - English, French, German, Spanish, Italian - and has subtitles in 3 - Portuguese, Greek, Russian.

Body of Review: Xcalibur: The Lords of Sex 2 is the second installment in the medieval porn trilogy from director Pierre Woodman. Read about volume 1 here. The feature takes place in the times of King Arthur, Merlin and Camelot. As such the story is skewed to fit the porn world. There are good guys fighting bad guys and sex at every corner with action consisting of one on one, threesomes and girl on girl. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Julia Bright
Julia is a good looking brunette with a tight figure and small tits. Her scene opens with her getting fucked in spoon in a pile of hay. The dude works her at a good pace and she seemed to enjoy it. The action includes straight, anal and a brief oral bit. It ends with a facial.

Scene 2: ?
I can't figure out who this girl is. Sorry. She's a cute brunette with a nice body and small tits. She plays a tough barmaid who teaches 2 drunk dudes a lesson by making them satisfy her. She starts off by sucking them off in turn. Soon after sex comes into play. The dudes take turns working her from both ends. She eagerly takes the cocks. The action eventually moves into anal and double penetration. It's pretty good stuff. The scene ends with a double facial.

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Scene 3: Aniko and Roxane
Aniko and Roxane are 2 attractive chicks. Aniko is a brunette with small perky tits and Roxane has nice shapely breasts. The scene opens with the girls playing the role of servants. They are taking care of their liege. They decide to really take care of him. While the girls fondle each other the dudes eats pussy. Next they return the favor and suck his cock. The action has some good energy to it. The sex that follows has some good moments. The girls look good taking turns with the dude and are very hands on with each other during the action. The scene ends with a facial.

Scene 4: Caylian Curtis + 2 girls
Caylian is damn hot blonde chick with big tits and a hot body. In this scene she is joined by 2 very horny brunettes who do not look too shabby. They are cute and compliment Caylian's beauty well. This scene takes place with the girls deciding to have some fun, which means a lot of heavy petting and girl on girl action. The chicks kiss, suck, lick, fondle and bang each other using their mouths, fingers and toys. While I normally don't care much for girl on girl action, I liked seeing Caylian get worked over by the 2 other chicks.

Scene 5: Boroka Bolls
Boroka is an attractive blonde with a tight figure and shapely tits. In this scene she continues to play the role of evil sorceress. With her are 2 dudes in masks and she makes them satisfy her. The action kicks off with oral sex. She commands them to lie down and sucks them off in turn. Next she has them fuck her in straight, anal and double penetration. The DP action is the best stuff with Boroka looking great taking it in both holes. The scene ends with a double facial.

Scene 6: Theodora Ferreri
Theodora is a good looking brunette with small tits and a thin frame. In this scene she is a prisoner who takes care of her captor. They start off with the standard blow job. Her attractive face looks good with a dick stuffed in it. Afterwards they engage in sex. The fucking has some good moments and Theodora seemed to thoroughly enjoy it. The scene ends with a facial. Then she is put into a cage. I guess her plan didn't work.

Scene 7: Kety Bleins
Kety is a cute brunette with a nice body and tits. In this scene she takes care of one of the knights of Camelot. He shows up at her bedside and buries his face between her legs. Next she returns the favor and gives him a heated blow job. Afterwards they engage in sex. The dude works her at a good pace. The scene ends with the dude unloading inside her. They don't show it, but the dude finishes, gets up and leaves. Kety flips over and goes back to sleep. Go figure.

Scene 8: Zafira Klass
Zafira is another attractive brunette with a tight figure and small perky tits. In this scene she takes care of Merlin who was using his mystic powers to spy on the last couple having sex. Zafira starts off by giving him a blow job. She performs like a pro. The sex that follows continues the excitement with some good shots of the penetration. The sex includes both straight and anal. The scene ends with a facial.

Scene 9: ?
In this scene some girl with maroon colored hair has sex with 2 guys. The scene opens with her sucking one guy off while the other fucks her from behind. The action proceeds in this manner and eventually includes anal and double penetration. The scene ends with a double facial.

Scene 10: Caylian Curtis and Sylvia Saint
This final scene has Caylian and Sylvia getting it on in girl/girl style. These 2 hot blondes are the best looking on the cast. While they have a pretty heated girl/girl sex bit, I was displeased that neither got fucked. I would have enjoyed seeing them take a dick or two. Still the action is pretty hot and there are some nice shots of the girls sucking tits, eating pussy and using dildos.

Concluding Words: For what it is, Xcalibur: The Lords of Sex 2 is not a bad release. I am not a huge fan of feature porn but I can appreciate when a solid release is put together. This DVD had some pretty good sex scenes sprinkled throughout its 3 hour presentation. However there were a couple girls (Sylvia Saint and Caylian Curtis) that I was hoping to see engage in an actual sex scene. Still there are some good moments and if you enjoy feature porn then this one is worth a look.

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