Extra's: The best extra was the 43:06 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where Bella and Brianna were carrying on about Bella’s “announcement” last year regarding retiring from performing. It was a cute send up and the ladies shared the limelight with Tony for the lion’s share of the feature before Alexis, Sandra, Ashley, and then Brianna were given some time. There was additional sex, a lot of nudity, and in general the feature showed how playful Bella’s shoots can be before it abruptly ended. There was also a lengthy photogallery, some filmographies, a helpful cast list, a biography for Bella, three trailers, and a pop shot review from the scenes as well.
Ashley Blue was entertaining.
Bobbi Starr was quite flexible.
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Audio/Video Quality: Belladonna’s Oddjobs 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Belladonna (with some help from co-director Aiden) for release by Evil Angel. I don’t get many of her movies these days (The Mooninite adores anything she does so it makes sense for him to get the lion’s share of her work) but I have long found her to provided very heated, if raw looking titles that were better on pairings than technical values. This was the case here as well with the home movie look of many scenes, the mixed level of lighting, and the resulting grain and video noise. Still, the action was clear enough and fans of off beat sex (footjobs, handjobs, and blowjobs) will find the sheer amount of fuck for the twisted buck to be enough to largely compensate for the technical limitations. The camera angles weren’t always favorable to the performers either (maybe cameraman Dade Murphy could keep the camera a bit steadier), making some look worse than usual even as they actively handled the cocks in front of them, but Bella’s movies have rarely been known for how good they look so I doubt fans are going to fuss loudly at this point in the game over technical values (it didn’t help that the video bitrate was often in the low 2 Mbps range or lower either). In any case, the audio was presented in a similar fashion with a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in the usual 192 Kbps bitrate) offering that sounded hollow with no separation between the channels and no music to bore you with. There were some off camera noises at times and a few bits of vocal acting that could have been done over to sound better but the visuals were the worst part of this section.
Brianna Love getting a second scene helped the rating.
Body of Review: Belladonna has long been one of the strongest performers in porn, now directing for Evil Angel. Her sexual skills aside, she often breaks stereotypes of women providing weaker or couples oriented fare by releasing some of the most hardcore sex you will find legally available in the USA; at least in gonzo offerings. Her latest title is Belladonna’s Oddjobs 3, a series of seven scenes where the ladies use their hands, mouths, and feet to get off their male partners (technically, the last scene by Brianna Love was a solo scene though). While this is borderline fetish for most of us that want full sex scenes, I figured it would be a nice change of pace when Mooninite left it on the pick list so I gave it a shot. What I found was seven scenes of nasty sex worthy of some attention, albeit not as full or complete scenes as I would have preferred. If you are still interested, here is a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Belladonna, the world famous brunette seen on the left hand side of the front cover, and curvy babe Brianna Love, seen on the right side of the cover with far too much make up, were up first in a scene that eventually included Tony T. as they satisfied his kinkier side. Bella was deglamorized even more than usual and the ladies sucked each other’s feet before some rough stuff and foot to ass spanking ensued. Brianna’s lovely ass cheeks shook really well and she crawled over to Tony’s cock on the couch to start slobbing his knob; the foot fetish action taking up a large part of the scene. Bella also gave head and the scantily clad women used feet and mouths to get him off before he rubbed out a modest load of population pudding for them to cumswap and swallow.
Scene Two: Alexis Texas, the curvy cutie with the great ass, was up next as she took a lesson in soccer from Tony T. before lounging on the couch. Her shorts looked especially fine on her ass (as it ate them) but she was in the mood to suck balls, not kick them, she started inhaling his dick before getting into a 69 with him. He spanked her and made her ass shake some more, leading to her sitting on his lucky face until she hungered for his cock again. There was then some foot job action until he came onto her body; the “kinky little” guy enjoying her playful antics a lot.
Scene Three: Sandra Romain, the possibly retired anal queen of porn, was up next as she teased in a neon green mesh outfit until it was time to give mope squad member Steve Taylor some kinky thrills. Much of the tease was comprised of her showcasing her feet and while that did little for me, her POV hummer and handjob were as enthusiastic and energetic as any of the others on display in the movie. While the emphasis was on her oral skills, her ability to manipulate his penis with her feet was impressive too; the smallish member challenging her sense of balance if nothing else. It ended with his wad coating her feet and the camera showing her licking them at least a little bit clean.
Scene Four: August, a cute gal with lightened hair and a domesticated bent to her personality, was up next as she did her chores in the kitchen. Once she finished, she spied a lonely banana as the means to hit the spot, using it sexually instead of eating it as some might figure. The teasing motions she employed while stripping her top off were really appealing to me but as she started “blowing” the fruit, Rico Strong replaced it with his larger cock. She went all out to satisfy his need for oral loving on her knees, the excitement levels climbing as she used her hands, mouth, and hands to give him pleasure. I really liked her dirty talk as a means to elevate the heat levels here but it was always her fellatio skills that served her best. She also gave a mean footjob but that was icing on the cake with the semen icing going to her mouth and chin as the messy scene ended (with a nod to food fetish).
Scene Five: Ashley Blue, a former anal queen trying to establish a new image, wore a dress and invited Steve Taylor with Gram Ponante (the “beloved journalist”) to give an interview. They spoke to her a little with Steve in the lead, Gram kicking back passively on the couch as the other two developed something. Gram walked off the picture as Ashley started orally attacking Steve’s modest cock indirectly by getting it all lubed up with saliva but manually handling it with her hands and feet. She claimed to do “lots” of “privates” (referring to escorting rather than showing support for the military) and soon wrapped her lips around his cock for a proper blowjob that ultimately led to her draining his balls dry of seed.
Scene Six: Bobbi Starr, another up and coming anal expert, was next in a scene with Nat Turnher after she displayed some gymnastic abilities in her leotard. I give her credit for being so limber and flexible, Nat coming over to fix her gym equipment (which turned out to be herself) as she gave in to his needs. He wanted her mouth first and while she was so overly made up as to make her look almost like a clown (please, no more about hating “clown porn” though), her oral skills showed a solid combination of passion, enthusiasm, and desire. The blowjob became a handjob and the feet were added in too; the resulting load going to her hand for swallowing by the end of the scene. I prefer Bobbi as a full service gal but it was a change of pace to say the least.
Scene Seven: Brianna Love, looking exceptionally youthful, was up last in a solo scene that actually had some droning music added in at the beginning that weakened the vocals. Thankfully, the music was dropped in favor of hearing her with her large toy; Brianna masturbating until taking a piss in the bathroom. She spent some time licking her feet and doing PTM with the toy too but the emphasis was on her getting herself off. Yum! (and after the credits, there was a brief cameo you may appreciate as well)
Summary: Belladonna’s Oddjobs 3 by director Belladonna for Evil Angel was a strange type of title as it had so little of the usual penetrative sex by the cast but as a change of pace it merited a rating of Recommended all the same. The technical values were still akin to slightly below that which peer Manuel Ferrara provides for the company but the heat levels were similar in their own twisted way so I suspect fetish enthusiasts will appreciate Belladonna’s Oddjobs 3 at least as much as Oddjobs 2. If you really want something off the beaten track, give it a chance and I think you will find it to your liking.
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