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Dirty Dozen, The

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 1/23/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

The Dirty Dozen
Starring: Cindy Crawford, Amber Rayne, Angela Stone, Heidi Mayne, Allison Pierce, Jada Fire, Kelly Wells, Katja Kassin, Julie Knight, Paris Gables, Trina Michaels, Holly Wellin

Let me start off by offering a bit of a disclaimer: I am not a lez fan. I know, I know, most guys will tell you that they LOVE lesbians, but it’s just not my thing. And I don’t buy the notion that wanting to see dicks in porno movies makes a guy “bi-curious,” or whatever else they want to call it. I just find that there’s not enough variety in pure girl-girl scenes, and adding a man (or two, or three) vastly increases the level of depravity. That being said, I thought I’d check out this vid anyway, mainly because I like some of the girls in it (namely Kelly Wells, Holly Wellin, Katja Kassin, and Trina Michaels). I figured those girls always bring the nasty, so they might raise up the level of the action. There are a lot of scenes in this movie, so I may not describe some of them as in depth as others. Let’s get to it!

Scene 1: Jada Fire, Amber Rayne, Katja Kassin

These three girls are all cute. Amber is a brunette, Katja a redhead and Jada is ebony-skinned. The scene starts off with the girls taking turns getting their pussies licked. Amber gives Katja a very hot rimjob with lots of spitting before shoving two fingers up her ass. Next they use a toy on Jada who squirts all over the place. Then Amber gets a toy up the pussy and ass, and she squirts also. It wouldn’t be a true Katja scene without her getting some anal play, and sure enough they’re soon shoving a glass toy up her butthole. Jada gets her ass eaten as they fuck her cunt with a toy, and once again she is squirting like a fountain (I always wonder if the cameraman has to wear a raincoat). Then that’s it, end of scene.

Scene 2: Julie Knight

Solo masturbation scene using a vibrating bullet.

Scene 3: Katja Kassin


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Another solo scene, but this one has Katja ramming a glass toy up her ass. I must say Katja’s ass always looks hot getting fucked, even if it’s by herself. She tastes her ass juice on the toy a few times, which is always a nice touch. She also manages to get four fingers into her nicely stretched rectum.

Scene 4: Paris Gables, Julie Knight, Angela Stone

More threeway lez action. These girls have a bit of nastiness in them, at times spitting into each other’s mouths. Paris spends much of the scene with a nice red buttplug up her ass. Angela is a squirter and has an amazing explosion of pussy juice. Julie seems to like the rough stuff, as the other two spank her, slap her tits, and gag her with the toys. Overall, not a bad scene.

Scene 5: Allison Pierce

Solo scene, this time with a big orange vibrator and a nice bulbous dildo. No anal.

Scene 6: Kelly Wells

Kelly going solo. She gets really wet, although I can’t tell if it’s her natural juices or just a whole lot of lube. She doesn’t fuck her ass, which is surprising considering she is one of the industry’s premiere anal queens. Unfortunately she has a big red zit on her ass, which is a distraction to me.

Scene 7: Cindy Crawford, Holly Wellin, Heidi Mayne

I’ve seen Holly as a blond and a brunette; in this scene she’s sort of in between. This is also a pretty good scene. Lots of toys, lots of licking and eating, you get the picture by now. Cindy does a lot of spitting, which is a nice turn on. Heidi takes a beaded dildo up the ass.

Scene 8: Trina Michaels

Solo work from Trina, who has HUGE tits. She does fuck her ass, and also licks her ass juice off the toy.

Scene 9: Amber Rayne

I like Amber. She’s slender with a real slutty look about her. She squeezes and slaps her tits hard, then fucks her cunt with four fingers. Then she really goes to town, shoving four fingers up her ass and four up her pussy at the same time. Very, very sexy. She’s got a hot ass and seems to enjoy fucking it. At one point she fucks herself with a toy and squirts a TON. This girl is really hot.

Scene 10: Kelly Wells, Allison Pierce, Trina Michaels

This scene begins with some nice wet ass rimming before Trina takes a big red toy up her cunt. Then it goes up her ass, which is quite impressive. Next we finally get to see what we expect from Kelly Wells, and that’s some anal play. This toy is thick folks, and these girls take up the ass like the seasoned pros they are. Even Allison takes a (smaller) toy up her ass. Then Trina gets her asshole stretched by a gigantic dildo. A good scene if you like blonds.

Scene 11: Cindy Crawford, Kelly Wells, Paris Gables

This scene is oddly short. The girls mainly kiss a lot and play with Cindy’s pussy, and then it’s over.

Scene 12: Holly Wellin

Just little ol’ Holly fucking her pussy and ass with an orange toy!

Scene 13: Trina Michaels, Paris Gables

Another very short scene. Trina never even takes her clothes off, she just uses a toy on Paris for a little bit.

Scene 14: “The Dirty Dozen”

This is the money scene of the movie: all twelve girls in an all-out orgy. There’s really too much going on to describe it all accurately. Needless to say there’s lots of pussy eating, pussy fucking, and ass fucking. There’s also some good squirting. At one point Cindy puts both her legs behind her head while other girls play with her holes. I don’t know why, but this position always turns me on. This is the longest scene in the movie, lasting over twenty-five minutes. All the lez fans out there should go ape-shit over this one.


There is one bonus scene featuring an unnamed girl masturbating, then sucking a faceless cock until he cums. There’s also the standard photo gallery; trailers for a couple other movies; a web trailer, and company info.

Final Thoughts:

This is not really a bad effort. Even I, an avowed non-lez fan, found myself getting turned on a few times. I give them credit for that. I’m rating this movie as a “Rent It,” but if you really like girl on girl action you can certainly raise it one grade to “Recommended.”

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