Sit through all two hours of this throat-fuck fest and you’ll feel like you need some warm tea and a neck massage. Watching girls try to force large foreign objects down their throats isn’t your Addison’s idea of fun, but for those who like this sort of thing, knock yourselves out.
Anonymous cocks get intense oral attention from seven eager young women who either profess skill at deep-throating or a desire to learn the secret. (Here’s the secret: figure out how to ignore your natural gag reflex.) Some of the girls are more capable at swallowing whole kielbasa than others; most bring forth gobs of saliva, choke, sniffle, tear up, gasp for air, and make noises less suited to erotic encounters and more appropriate to a Port Authority toilet after a few too many mojitos at the Leisure Time Bowl. Then again, this is probably what throat job fans get off on.
The seven segments, each about 17 minutes long, follow identical outlines. An unseen man (usually the provider of the cock) asks a few questions of the girl, who smiles sweetly at the camera, explains her oral talents, undresses, submits to a little pawing by the guy, then gets on her knees. After a while, the action shifts to the guy sitting on a sofa and the girl getting a different angle. The girl then lies on her back, her feet on the back of the couch and her head hanging off – thus allowing the stud to slide his schlong while the lady studies his asshole. Each scene ends with the girl back on her knees to take a load in the face (never in the mouth). There’s no intercourse.
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Fortunately, the ladies are all lovely in different ways. Layla Rivera is a statuesque, model-pretty brunette with a great smile and an astounding reserve of saliva. Gwen Diamond, who’s “lovin’ cock 24/7,” is a dyed blonde with pretty brown eyes and a nasty-cute personality (she could have made it as a femme fatale in 1940s noir). Denise K is an adorable brunette with pigtails, beautiful, natural breasts, and a hippie-ish attitude to sex. Brittny Blew, a naturally pretty 20-year-old wearing little makeup, is shy but good-natured and seems to genuinely want to improve her throat performance. (The guy in her segment is the only one who shows his face, and the only one to actually kiss his partner.)
For anyone with a Mary-Kate Olsen fantasy there’s McKenzee Miles, a petite, blue-eyed beach bunny. “You don’t look like someone who can deep throat,” says the off-camera guy. “You’d be surprised,” replies McKenzee, who then proceeds to take the guy’s 7 or 8 inches down to his pubes with apparent ease. She also straddles the guy for the DVD’s only bit of 69. Tricia Oaks, a tall, dyed blonde with great legs and a full butt, has a funny vocal delivery (“Mind if I loooooooze the skirrrrrt?”).
DVD box cover girl Natasha Nice closes out the proceedings. She’s an 18-year-old Angelina Jolie-like beauty, but her big natural boobs are fighting gravity, and she seems to be just going through the motions, vigorous as they may be.
Not too much is going on here. Slide the disc in and it automatically starts running its three trailers: “Black Cocks Tiny Teens 3,” “Kara Davis 2” and “MILF Internal 4.” The full-motion, hard-core main menu lets you choose among Play, Scenes (you get to pick a girl), Trailers (the same three mentioned above), Photos (a music-backed 9-minute montage of all the girls in the main program) and Extras (just a short segment of McKenzee Miles cleaning the cum off her face, getting dressed and leaving the premises – gee, great). There’s a woeful shortage of chapter clicks.
The 4:3 full-frame video presentation at least looks and sounds good, with all the essential action captured by the third person in the room (who often stands behind the cock provider’s shoulder to approximate a first-person POV). The guys’ instructions/orders and all the girls’ dirty talk (and gagging) are consistently audible.
THE LAST WORD
Attractive girls, some of whom don’t look like they’d do what they’re about to do, make this worth a look. But in the filmmakers’ rush to get cocks in throats, there’s little narrative setup and thus no growing of tension in the viewer. With the guys’ faces and personalities largely kept out of view and with the program’s dick-centric single-mindedness, this is porn that few women will enjoy – and even the lustiest lads will only need to see a couple minutes of each girl to get the idea.