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Shay Jordan: Video Nasty

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/28/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

The BTS had lots of holiday humor.  (click for trailer)

Shay Jordan: Video Nasty

Digital Playground

Tony got lucky with Sasha Grey and Shay Jordan.

Genre: Erotica

Director: Celeste

Maya Hills had a sweet little ass.

Cast: Shay Jordan, Sasha Grey, Tony DeSergio, Maya Hills, Jerry, Charles Dera, Madison Young, Tommy Gunn, Nikki Kane, Nautica Thorn, Ben English

Length: 94:52 minutes

Shay proved to have a sense of humor too.

Date of Production: 7/10/2007

Extra's: The best extra was the 10:03 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as shot by Jamal Johnson and edited by Drax. The Christmas theme was kind of weird given the release date and the listed date of production but it had some moments well worth checking out. The only other extras were a slideshow, a biography for Shay Jordan, a photogallery, as well as trailers to shows like Pirates II, Island Fever 4, Jana Cova: Sexual Freak, Shay Jordan: All American Girl, Icon, Image, Pirates, and the usual Virtual Sex titles like Virtual Sex with Shay Jordan, Virtual Sex with Kira Kener, Virtual Sex with Jana Cova, Virtual Sex with Mercedez, Virtual Sex with Sophia Santi, Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley, Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane, and Virtual Sex with Nikki Tyler.

Jerry inspected Madison Young closely.

Condoms: None

Nikki Kane and Tony worked together in the kitchen.

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Audio/Video Quality: Shay Jordan: Video Nasty was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Celeste for Digital Playground. The high end equipment and skilled crew of regulars assisted director of photography Robby to make this release another of his more artistic attempts for Celeste, never going too far in the process as he stuck firmly to his gonzo roots as best he could under her guidelines. The lighting was very solid here, Robby handling the technical matters for gal-pal Celeste, and that meant that the limited amounts of grain and other visual elements used to lend a sense of texture were minimal. The way the scenes were shot and edited was markedly similar in the scenes, though the composition of the angles was changed up a bit depending on the scene in question (and the colors were richer than I think I’ve ever seen in one of her movies). The composition of the shots and the editing enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit with Sidney Michaels taking on the job of editing; with the DVD mastering revealing no compression artifacts. The bitrate for the visuals hovered around the mid to upper 6 Mbps this time with few flaws but not as low in resolution as previous efforts in related series. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English using a 384 Kbps bitrate; twice that of most porn made these days, with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. There wasn't much separation between the channels, if any outside of the rare music, but the ladies were always clearly heard here.

Nautica Thorn and Shay Jordan looked great together.

Body of Review: Shay Jordan is one of the exotic hotties that lucky Celeste and Digital Playground crew get to work with these days. While her ability to do Robby’s gonzo efforts tends to get standing ovations from her fans, she also has a fair amount of followers devoted to her movies conceptualized by Celeste; the slightly more erotic leaning of them working wonders for couples or those simply bored with hardcore action. Well, the latest pairing of the female director and cute contract performer comes out on Valentine’s Day this year, my early copy of Shay Jordan: Video Nasty allowing me to give readers a glimpse into the proverbial future with my technological crystal ball; Shay’s three full scenes offering up a wealth of stroke material for you to enjoy. The idea behind the series is for the ladies get a bit freakier than usual for the director, providing a nice amount of compromise between the shooting style of her and her favorite cameraman. If this sounds appealing to you, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Nautica Thorn played with the camera as the ending credits rolled.

Scene One: Shay Jordan, the hotty featured on the front cover in the metallic blue bikini, was up first wearing it in a scene with lingerie clad performer of the year Sasha Grey (as seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover), and Tony DeSergio in the bedroom. Shay really wanted to fuck Sascha and Tony was quite content with either one of them, hitting the jackpot by getting each of them in on his act. Shay practically attacker her prey and Tony joined in as the couple savored some quality time with Sasha including some fine oral work and vaginal penetration. The ladies double teamed his cock and they did not get nearly enough time to eat each other out but the flip side was how actively Shay was riding Tony’s dick as Sasha played with her breasts. There was some light choking and Sasha was uncommonly passive during the sweaty fucking but Shay seemed more driven during the PTM/PTOGM so her fans will adore the scene even without regard for the way they cumswapped the load of population pudding (no swallowing though).

Scene Two: Maya Hills, the sexy little gal seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next in her loose fitting dress as whiner Jerry complained to Charles Dera how allergic he was to pussies. His protests seemed to fade away as she sucked him off and Charles ate her from behind, replacing his mouth with his cock as he boned her from behind. This seemed to get her more energetic on Jerry’s cock and I was curious as to why Charles left mid-scene to let Jerry finish up. Maya gave a solid ride and the weakness from the coital interruption was soon forgotten when the ride became even more active; the vaginal work leading to the anal penetration she seemed to prefer as they bumped uglies in unison. They screwed in several positions before he doused her face with semen, Maya continuing to suck him off with as much appreciation as ever before the camera faded out.

Scene Three: Shay Jordan, looking all glammed up in a skimpy but colorful hooker outfit, was up next in the same room as the last scene when she was making out with Charles Dera. They were going hot and heavy until she asked him to give her a strip tease dance; Shay laughing almost as hard as she would have had I been the dancer. Charles is actually a professional with Chippendale’s as I recall so his ability to make it all look goofy is to be commended, Shay finding his naked body irresistible as the dancing stopped and the sexual energy began. She took her time with him and gave a seductive hummer punctuated with tongue work before he started banging her cookie. He gave her some oral after the first round of screwing but not nearly enough for my tastes, Shay performing with him more than coming across as truly into the sex. It was a mostly passive ride but she did do some okay PTM work here, the loud screams appearing too fake to work for me (though some swear that this is all real for her). The ending facial had her clamping down tightly against the invading sperm, with Shay tasting it off her finger to close things out.

Scene Four: Madison Young, a redhead found to be too tight for studly Tommy Gunn, was up next as Jerry examined her before preparing her bruised ass for a scene. I hated the marks on her pale white skin and the toy use Jerry gave her before pounding her pussy in doggy was fair. Tommy stepped up to let her slob his knob; turning her on enough to get her rocking back on Jerry’s cock. I appreciated how passionate she was to get the men off with her cookie and mouth though; moving to anal that showed she wasn’t quite as consistent even if she was loud about enjoying herself. The men both put her rear in gear one at a time though, the sweat rolling off all three of them before she seemed to swallow both their loads.

Scene Five: Nikki Kane, an attractive blond wearing a two piece green outfit, was not happy with her bra & panties as semen receptacles so she fussed at Tony DeSergio. He goofed on her and she initially pushed him away and told him she wasn’t interested. He continued until she gave in, the man going down on her as a sign that he respected her needs too (even if she gave a very forced performance). They kissed and she reciprocated with a blowjob, doing an acceptable job on him before he took over to give her a bone of his own. Nikki was a very passive ride in the kitchen; the pop shot way too premature for a Digital Playground flick (barely a single position on the counter).

Scene Six: Shay Jordan and Nautica Thorn, were up last with Ben English as he chastised them for having dirty feet. The slate floors caused this to happen since they weren’t wearing shoes; Ben requiring them to clean up in the bathroom attached to the bedroom. The ladies then climbed onto bed and started rubbing his penis through his pants with their feet, his erection displaying his approval of the action the ladies were giving him. They all got naked in scant time, the ladies blowing him in tag team fashion before dining at the Y as Ben took them from behind (one at a time). The ladies looked good but most of the scenes were not easy for them to aggressively ride with a sense of urgency; the oral being the best part of the movie by far for me. He shared his load with both gals after screwing both of them, the post coital oral work by both of the gals not their best work either.

Summary: Shay Jordan: Video Nasty by director Celeste for Digital Playground was a more straightforward piece of work for the director than most of what she has provided to date but it often lacked the polish I like to see and the thematic appeal of some of her other recent works worked better for my assistant. The cast was not at their best and even though Shay was a fine looking lady in all three of her scenes, I would have liked her be given the reigns here to do as she wanted, perhaps elevating the heat as a result. In short, Shay Jordan: Video Nasty really did not show her being particularly nasty or the gal at her best so I rated it as a Rent It, though slavering fans will probably adore her scenes as much as ever given her physical appeal so check it out if you’re one of them.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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