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Busty Beauties: Fully Stacked!


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 1/29/08



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

"Busty Beauties Fully Stacked" looked like a damn good time with gorgeous, white, blond women with huge tits getting torn to shreds, and with Katie Morgan on the banner. I was looking forward to it. And then you know what happened? I turned the porno on to discover that this was a compilation of scenes from other "Busty Beauties" titles. D'Oh! I knew it was too good to be true. I made sure not to grab a title that was nothing but a stupid montage of past Hustler videos and they hornswaggled me. They bamboozled me, and even though I didn't pay for it, they ripped me off. It's over two hours of my time, why not give me something original? Buyer Beware, this is nothing but a compilation of segments from past releases, and instantly the ranking went from Recommend It, to plain old Skip It.



It's only natural that if you're going to start off a movie about big tits, you either have Mary Carey or Katie Morgan, and surely enough, here's Katie Morgan to top off the proceedings. Morgan looks dynamite as always here, even if the segment is truncated.  This starter features Morgan from "Busty Beauties #15" and has Morgan and co. in her shower making out and having her tits feasted on. They eventually make their way into her bedroom where she begins sucking his large cock in front of the fireplace, sucking him, licking up and down his shaft, and making a real meal out of his cock and balls. Eventually, she lays down by the fire and gets her pussy eaten out, and fucks her long and hard, straddling her and pounding her pussy deep and hard. Morgan then mounts him riding his cock up her ass, and pounds it down on his balls with screams and wiggles her tits and large ass in the air the entire time. She's then leaned over on the couch and fucked from behind, as she eggs him on and cries out into the cushion.

Daisy from "Busty Beauties 10" models for the camera, and strips down finally making out with her mate beside. He clutches her tits and sucks on them, and she mounts the bed deep throating his cock and slowly sucking him off. He lays on the bed grabbing her hair, and she gives him a grand blowjob, deep throating and gagging on his head, and finally leans back to be fucked widespread by her mate who slowly hits her pussy with his cock barely drawing a sound out of her. She then mounts his cock and rides him as he takes control and pumps her from below as she leans back taking it in. Daisy is an okay looking chick, but she's a boring performer and barely has any enthusiasm to take in and absorb. She's then bent over and fucked from behind almost yawning with the rhythm, and she just doesn't seem to want to be there. Girls as good looking as that should make the movie fun.


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Jamie Brooks from "Busty Beauties 14" is a hot little blond thing who models for the camera and strips down for the camera. Drifting to bed, her Conan-like mate grabs her and makes out with her, clutching her tits and necking her. The entire time I wondered why she was in this. Her tits look great, but she's not busty. After the requisite tit grabbing, Jamie leans down to suck his cock rapidly while he lifts her hair, while bound, and then blindfolded. Why blindfolded? I don't know, it's almost bondage. I think. He then leans over to eat her ass and bite her cheeks while fingering her, and spreads her apart to finger and eat her pussy out. He then mounts her to fuck her slowly and softly, and she moans egging him on to go faster. He then fucks her from the side deep and furious, and she mounts him to ride his cock from behind, all with a quick finisher.

Sara Jay from "Busty Beauties #11" is a hot, sexy, and truly busty beauty with tits that jiggle, wiggle, and pop from her Amazonian top. She looks great, and for once I cared about this title. Jay and mate make out by the pool and she pulls her top down. He nibbles on her tits and rubs her snatch, while she squeezes her nipples, and she sits to suck his cock, with legs wide spread along the patio chair. He sets his cock along her tits and she tit fucks him, while he smacks his cock along her nipples. She sucks him off and lays back while he pounds her pussy furiously. She then mounts him with her huge ass and rides him hard while spanking her. He leans her over again and fucks her while she clutches her tits and sandwiches his cock in between her ass again sweet talking her, all leading to a face finisher.



Taylor Kurtis from "Busty Beauties #17" looks great, and walks over to the couch with her gentleman friend who begins sucking on her tits before she can undress. She smirks enjoying the nibbling, and he undresses her, going down on her and fingering her pussy while she groans and sighs biting down on her lips. He stands at the end of the couch as she reaches over to suck on his cock and grab her tits; he then spreads her out and fucks her hard and fast as she holds on to both tits groaning aloud, and curls her legs up to her neck to sandwich his cock between her pussy and thighs. She mounts him backward and rides him slowly and smoothly bouncing up and down on his rod, and sets her down on her back again to pound her pussy out, finishing off on her chest.

Kayla Kupcakes from "Busty Beauties #19" has a great name and looks damn good, but really looks bored most of the time. She has the good sense to bounce up and down for the camera, though, and we jump into the action with she and her mate in a pool house making out as he clutches her giant tits aggressively, and sucks on them for a while, and lays her down to fuck her tits. She has the size for it, that's for sure, and her partner takes clear advantage of the opportunity. He lays down along the bed and she leans over to suck his cock licking his shaft and mouthing his balls. She sandwiches his cock between her boobs, and fucks him, and finally mounts him taking the cock up her ass while she groans and clutches the bed. She sits writhing over his dick while he grabs her two hand fulls and kisses them, then pounds her with short thrusts. He bends her over and fucks her from behind as her tits jiggle in mid air, and she mounts him backwards being pounded from below taking his punishment, all ending with a titty squirt.



Anita Blue from "Busty Beauties #16" just isn't busty! Sure her tits are great, and I would probably cut off my pinky toe to get a night with her, but she doesn't belong in the movie, let alone the compilation. Nonetheless she's good looking and the set up is interesting. After modeling for the camera, we cut to her and her partners sorting out the threesome arrangements. She sucks off one of her mates as hubby watches along the couch, and gets his cock smacked on her tits and fucks her between her boobs. As she sucks him off, he leans over to feel her tits, and deep throats him, sparking a bout of anger from hubby who storms off angrily, and Blue seems almost delirious seeing him off with a squeaky goofy good-bye and gets back to business, being bent over and fucked by her partner. He then lifts her up from behind and fucks her raw suspended in his arms, and is set down on his lap being pounded from below, finally finished off on the floor on her tits.

Eden from "Busty Beauties #18" looks probably the hottest out of the bunch and models her two piece black lingerie. She's the most ethnic, so I can't be too down on her. She and her partner sit along the ground in the desert and she sucks him off anxiously, while he holds her hair up and smacks his cock against her face. He stands up to take the cock sucking, and she lays down on her back clutching her breasts while he eats her pussy out. He mounts her and fucks her for a while, and she takes over sliding her body back and forth and man, does it look hot where they are. The performers seem almost lethargic from the heat, and the sweat, and there's not much energy here to close out the compilation. She bends over still as stone, and he pounds her rump slowly and exhaustedly, and finally speeds up pounding her ass hard while she screams out. He stands to take a sucking, and she mounts him from behind riding his cock hard, and takes a squirter to the face and chest.

This was a boring compilation. Damn you, Hustler. You'll note on the box that it says 130 minutes, and it barely comes in on that time. Lazy.

Audio/Visuals:
The sound is admittedly very sucky as all the segments are from different movies and aren't even equalized. So there I was sitting down for over two hours and making sure to lower the television just in case. For some segments the sound was good, for others the sound was so low I had to turn up the volume, for the rest, I basically had to turn the volume down nearly bursting an ear drum. Suffice it to say, this movie is so lazy not even the sound could be justified. As for the picture it's just all bipolar as well with some grit, some smooth pictures, some great wide screen, and some completely full screen.

Goodies:
We get diddly squat. We get yet another compilation of pics from past slideshows of the "Busty Beauties" movies, and nothing else but trailers, and URL's to the websites and affiliates. I want to say that there's something more, I wish I could. But there isn't. There's nothing. What a shame.

After Thought:
It's a compilation of past segments from Hustler Video, remember that consumer. Otherwise, for someone like me who loves Katie Morgan and hasn't seen too many titles, it's not bad, but it's just nothing but a time waster when you feel compelled to watch the actual movie and not parts of it. Hollywood doesn't have the balls to release shit like this, they release "Meet the Spartans." Wait... nevermind. Try it out if you want, but I'd suggest Skipping It. And I'm being nice here.

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