2007, 87 minutes, plus extras
Directed by Illia Tulloch, Big Lou, JT
With: Jaylynn, Christine Alexis, Tiffany, Nadia, Lielani, Velvet Rose, Hayley, Rachel
It's fists of fury as Bang Bros. returns with another fine round of manual mayhem. Eight young ladies take matters into their own hands and get some faceless guys to shoot their loads. There's no humping and no blowing -- and no complaining.
First up is pretty, blue-eyed brunette Jaylynn, whose segment deviates from the usual M.O. of the "TJ" titles: she does some ball sucking, for one thing, and the sequence is shot, not from the usual POV of the recipient of the stroke job, but from a "third person" camera; she looks at the object of her attention, not the director. The cheerful Jaylynn employs a two-handed twist that looks better than it probably feels, but she eventually siphons out some semen to splatter her small breasts.
Tall, legsome 18-year-old Christine Alexis is certainly fetching, but seems to be going through the motions. Gotta like the sleek multicolored hair, though, and her fishnet pantyhose.
Tiffany is a blonde, freckled, corn-fed cutie with a big bright smile. She enjoys squeezing the schlong through boxer shorts before pulling it out and putting her big boobs to work on it.
The dark, exotic Nadia gets no preliminary chat with the director; as we fade in she's already giving a slow, greased up handjob. It takes her a while to get her clothes off to reveal a petite bod, and she seems a little bored and barely utters a word. (Her silence allows you to hear all that oily squishing, which is a turn-on of sorts.)
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Things improve greatly with Lielani, a Polynesian beauty who strips in front of a floor-to-ceiling window high above the Miami skyline. She has small boobs but huge nipples and she has a winning personality to go with her spit-ful jerking technique.
Next up, we spy Velvet Rose "sleeping" on a bed, and being awakened and urged to pose and spread. The light-skinned mixed-race hottie has lots of piercings and gold and pink hair in long, tight braids that indicate a rather strong sex drive. She talks a great game as she seductively brings our boy off, aided by lots of spit.
Hayley is a Naomi Watts look-alike, a winsome petite blonde (black hair peeks out from beneath the surface) with a beautiful ass, which gets some lingering closeups.
DVD box cover girl Rachel, a stunning brunette with blue fuck-me eyes, may have the best hand skills of all the girls here -- slow, gentle, loving. She does speed up eventually as she straddles the lucky guy, her pussy near the action. She sort of takes the dude's load on her tongue. The only words out of her mouth: "Such a beautiful cock."
This is one of the best-looking hi-def porn videos around; there's celluloid-like richness to the blues and reds and, of course, flesh tones, but also that "live" look native to video. The picture is presented in full-frame format and the sound, little as there is, is well recorded.
Pop the disc in and it automatically plays a trailer for "Diesel Dongs" before heading to the main menu, which features still frames of each of the girls. (There are no chapter breaks within each girl's segment.) There's a continuous play option for anyone who wants to keep the magic looping indefinitely.
The extras: still photos, including full body shots of the girls that you don't see in the feature; an "outtake" titled "Road Rage," which amounts to three seconds of Rachel's scene in which a car can be heard screeching outside; and 12 action-packed trailers, including the aforementioned "Diesel Dongs" plus "Ball Honeys 8," "MILF Lessons 12," "Starlet Hardcore," "Every Last Drop," "Ass Parade 12," "Street Ranger 2," "Big Ass Adventures 3," "Busty Adventures 4," "Bang Bus 15," "Big Tits 2" and "MILF Soup 2."
THE LAST WORD
Appealing to the touch-but-don't-suck fetish, "Tug Jobs XIII" is a good entry in the Bang Bros. series, featuring sexy girls with nimble fingers and arm stamina. Well photographed and edited, it sticks mostly to the well-worn POV of the viewer; you can fill in your own half of the dialogue as the lovely ladies look into your eyes while they do their good work. Kudos to the company for including so many trailers featuring the harder-core stuff you don't get in the main program.