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Euro Angels 24

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 1/30/08

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Euro Angels #24: Anal-Rama

Starring: Sandra, Sylvia, Monica Sweetheart, Vero, Elizabett Swiss

Iíve never seen any of the Euro Angels series before, but I figured one called ďAnal-RamaĒ was as good a place as any to start. I wasnít familiar with any of the women in the video, but it was produced by Evil Angel, and Iíve always enjoyed their product. One thing that puzzled me about this movie: the release date was August of 2007, but it says the production date was 2000. Perhaps this video is a repackaging of older material, Iím not sure.

Scene 1: Sandra, Sebastian Barrio, Pascal St. James

I wouldnít say the scenes in this movie have a plot, but each of them starts off with a little setup. In this one, Sandra just happens to be sunning herself topless when Sebastian and Pascal spot her (with her huge tits sheíd be hard to miss). The two sneaky pervs decide to follow her home. Sandra decides to take a shower and we get to see her soap up her massive tits. Suddenly the two men jump out and surprise her and she barely manages to protest before sheís sucking on their huge rods. Soon theyíre taking turns fucking her from both ends, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. Once they start fucking her ass the scene gets much hotter. I canít really tell if she enjoys it, because of course she doesnít speak English. All I know is that she kind of moans and screams a lot. Then they do some double penetration, and her holes look good getting stretched by the two big cocks. Finally, she kneels between them and jerks them both off all over her bouncing jugs.

Scene 2: Monica Sweetheart, Sylvia, Ian Scott


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Monica and Sylvia randomly meet Ian who says heís a photographer. They decide to go to his studio for a photo shoot. Ian begins by filming the two girls in a bit of lez action but like any hot-blooded male, he canít resist joining in. The lucky guy soon has both women slurping on his hard pole. Sylvia is the first to climb on top of him, and she immediately takes his dick up her asshole. This girl is really skinny so she looks amazing impaled on his thick cock in reverse cowgirl. Next itís Monicaís turn to ride the anal train. After a bit of ass pounding itís Sylviaís turn again, this time in cowgirl. We get to see some very hot ass gaping on her. The scene ends with both girls sucking his cock and jerking him off until he cums in their mouths.

Scene 3: Vero, Sebastian Barrio, Pascal St. James

This scene takes place in some kind of medical office. As far as what kind, I have no clue. Vero is sitting at her desk and apparently gets horny, so she takes her clothes off and puts on a sheer body stocking. Sebastian and Pascal come in and tell her that one of them is having a ďsex problem.Ē Soon sheís helping him in the only logical way a woman in a porno movie would help someone with such a problem. Vero is quickly in a chair with her legs up on some stirrups. One guy puts on some surgical gloves and fingers her asshole. I guess he wants to make sure heís sterile! Then they put her on an exam table and take turns fucking her ass. She also does some really nice gaping. Eventually they double fuck both her tight holes. They conclude by shooting a couple of giant loads in her mouth and all over her tits. I think the one guyís sex problem has been cured!

Scene 4: Elizabett Swiss, Ian Scott, Alberto Rey

Elizabett is riding on the back of a motorcycle with one of the guys (I apologize I donít know which is which, Iím not familiar with these European actors). They meet up with the other gentleman and enter what looks like an abandoned warehouse or apartment building. Sexual hijinks ensue! They all wander throughout the building, stopping at random intervals to fuck Elizabett or have their cocks sucked. At one point she even climbs onto an iron gate and hangs on while getting fucked. Then magically the scene changes and they are in someoneís bedroom, where she finally takes some dick up her ass. The guys fuck her back door in several different positions and we get to see a bit of asshole gaping. Thereís also some very short double penetration before the guy on the bottom pulls out and cums all over her asshole. Then she jerks off the second guy who squirts a messy load all over her face.

Scene 5: Monica Sweetheart, Christoph Clark

For the last scene we simply have Monica and Christoph sharing an intimate encounter in the bedroom. She begins by lavishing some oral attention on his cock. Then itís her turn as Christoph eats her asshole. Next he fucks her pussy in the spoon position. Monica climbs on top for some vaginal cowgirl. They fuck missionary style and Christoph takes some time out to kiss her feet. Then itís onto anal in various positions, my favorite of course being the reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with him shooting his load all over her lovely gaping asshole.

Special Features:

The extras include the standard photo gallery, a cast list for each scene, filmographies for all of the women, a biography of Christoph Clark, an ad for a couple of websites, and trailers for six other movies.

Final Thoughts:

Thereís nothing inherently wrong with this movie. The women are all lovely, the sex is satisfactory, and they all do anal. However, this video pretty much typifies why Iím not a huge fan of Euro porn. Since I assume most of the girls speak little or no English, they rarely say anything while theyíre getting fucked. Itís all a lot of moans and oohs and aahs. I like to hear dirty talk, especially from the women. Also, because of the way they moan, sometimes I canít even tell if theyíre enjoying themselves! Some of it could be construed as moans of pain. For me the heat and raunch factor just arenít high enough in this one. Thereís some solid stroking material here, but Iíve seen better. Iím giving this one a ďRent It.Ē

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