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Big Juicy Tits


Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 2/3/08


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Director: Filthy Raul
Cast: Paula Prado, Emilianna, Heidi Mayne, Ines Ventura and Leila Ferraz
Genre: Female Masturbation and Tit Fetish
Length of Film: 90 mins
Date of Production: 5/10/07
Condoms: No
Special Features: Photo Gallery, Three Unlockable Bonus Scenes and Juicy Entertainment ads for Phone and Internet Porn

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS PORNO?

"Big Juicy Tits" is why America was created. Actually, America was created as the experimental grounds for reasonable democracy. Well, that's kind of like this porno. The film is a gathering of some of the large chested stars of the Juice galaxy. Combine their beauty with a mixed bag of A/V Quality and you still get a decent sounding disc. The special features are decent if you dig the three extra scenes that are of lesser quality. But, don't let that stop you from enjoying the main show.




SCENE 1

The first scene spotlights Leila Ferraz, as she puts on quite the show. I can't quite pick her origins, but my god she's one hell of an international flavor. Truly beautiful in every regard, she should've been front and center on the box art. The scene begins with her putting on a show for the male performer, as she slowly peels out of her clothes. This leads to some masturbation, but the male performer eventually hops in to work on that pussy.

We get the fucking that comes with porn and the fan favorite positions. Everything builds to some anal ass play and more dick sucking. As she eventually takes the load blown on h er. Leila's got a look that demands she becomes a superstar. I'd like to see more from her.

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SCENE 2

The second scene spotlights Emilianna, as she goes through the reverse cowgirl moves from before. There's some pussy rubbing and dick sucking. What makes it nice is that everything takes the time to build before it all goes down to business. What makes it not work is that everything feels unsure, like they're not confident in what they're shooting. But, it doesn't matter. The final scene works great and it's a great scene to get us into the scene that probably ruined the disc for me.




SCENE 3

The third scene is all about Ines Ventura ruining me on Brazilian porn. Her busted look combined with the fact that it looks the scene was shot in a redirected office supply room hurts the scene. Then, she has this big moment where the guy blows a load in her ass to use it as lube to continue fucking her. I'm not sure how well this works in other films, but it came across as basting a ham wallet before trying to make the World's Shittiest BLT.

It was truly disgusting and nearly made me foreclose on my dick for the rest of my life. There's nothing sexy about this scene or this woman.




SCENE 4

The fourth scene shows off Heidi Mayne, as she tries her best to redeem what came before her moment. She rubs her pussy and gets ready for the dick. When the male performer shows up, she's quick to hop onto the love muscle and go town. Heidi is all about the reverse cowgirl, as she knows where to ride and how to hit it. If that wasn't enough, when she puts those oral skills on display, she shows a side of her that I'd like to see more on film.

Eventually, this leads to the guy eating her out and then fucking her some more. Heidi keeps up the performance like a champ. The male performer keeps going and going until he blows a hot load on her chest. Perfect breasts, perfect face and yet she still couldn't sake the heebie-jeebies from the scene with Ines Ventura. That's just a shame.


SCENE 5

The final scene wraps it all up by showing off Paula Prado. Paula's another international flavor that's been around for a bit. Paula starts off the scene by working her beautiful pussy, as she awaits her man. When the guy arrives, Paula throws herself into her work by sucking the dick dry. This eventually leads to some interesting fucking positions, including Paula's beautiful legs hoisted in the air to show off that perfect pussy getting fucked.

This leads to some more finger fucking and spooning, which in turns leads into more pussy pounding. It's a heavy scene that builds and builds until we hit the end of the program. It makes me mad that such a perfect scene got ruined by the way that the Ines Ventura scene was shot. It's like if they put a dog taking a shit on Orson Welles' chest into the middle of "The Third Man". It's just not right.

BATTING CLEAN-UP

"Big Juicy Tits" should've been the best thing I reviewed this week. Yet, I was so horribly bothered by 's haggard face that I couldn't even enjoy the rest of the DVD. I don't know who sets porn standards, but that woman should've been put out to pasture. What if this had been a Blu-Ray or HD-DVD? She would've made me go blind with a face like that. This just goes to show how one bad scene can take your release down from a MUST-HAVE to a barely recommended.



First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.


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