Starring: Hillary Scott, Jenaveve Jolie, Ana Carolina, Carol Sampaio, Ju Pantera
I chose to review this movie basically because I am a fan of Hillary Scott. She is one of the nastiest girls in porn, and every scene I have seen her in has been smoking hot. If she’s going to be taking a “Dirty Brazilian Vacation,” I want to be along for the ride.
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The first scene started off promisingly, with our Miss Hillary sucking on a large, fat meat-pole. Watching Hillary suck cock is always impressive, and she voraciously slobbers all over this one for a good six or seven minutes. The problem is, this turns out to be the highlight of the scene. For the next twenty minutes she gets her pussy fucked in a variety of positions, BUT THERE IS NO ANAL!! Watching Hillary Scott in a sex scene with no anal is like… well… watching Hillary Scott in a sex scene with no anal! I knew right away that this was a bad omen for the rest of the movie.
The rest of the scenes are uninteresting and unmemorable. Each one lasts for about a half hour, which is way too long when it’s only vaginal penetration. There’s just not enough variety to fill up the time. The only exception is Ana Carolina, who actually does two guys and gets her ass fucked. This girl is so skinny you can see her ribs, so it’s pretty amazing to see her taking these fat dicks up her back door. She even has a nice gaping asshole. Looks like someone’s been practicing! Her scene isn’t spectacular, but it’s better than the rest of the movie.
I feel like I was duped by the box cover, which claims “3-Way! Anal! DP!” Sure, those three things are featured, but only in one scene! Also, I’d like to know what makes this a Brazilian Vacation. I assume all the girls (besides Hillary) are Brazilian based on their names. But every scene is shot in some nondescript, sparsely furnished room that’s probably on some backlit in Silicon Valley. There’s nothing “Brazilian” about this movie at all.
The special features are also underwhelming. There’s the usual slide show with pictures of the girls and stills from the movie. Then there are trailers for five other Hustler movies (one of which is a very clever parody of the Brady Bunch, complete with Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher. Now that’s comedy). There’s something called “Sex Talk,” which is just advertising a couple phone sex lines. Finally there’s a commercial for the Hustler store in Hollywood.
I was thoroughly disappointed by this movie. Hillary, I love you, but I’m afraid I have to give this one a “Skip It.”