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Shorty iz Fuckin' Yo Mama 2


Studio: Black Market » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/11/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand


Mae Victoria

Shorty Iz Fuckin’ Yo Mama 2

Black Market


Alisandra

Genre: Interracial, MILF

Director: G. Lewis


Shorty admiring Chennin Blanc

Cast: Mae Victoria, Shorty Mac, Alisandra, Chennin Blanc, Charlie Mac, Joselyn James, Kylie Ireland

Length: 137:15 minutes


Joselyn James welcoming Shorty

Dates of Production: 8/21/2007, 8/29/2007, 9/11/2007, 10/23/2007, 11/1/2007

Extra's: The extras were light here, including a short Behind the Scenes feature lasting 1:10 minutes (focusing on Shorty and not the women; duh!), a photogallery, a series of cumshots from the movie, and a slipcase for the DVD.


The legendary Kylie Ireland about to get "Mac'ed"

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Shorty Iz Fuckin’ Yo Mama 2 was presented in a letter boxed 1.78:1 ratio widescreen letterboxed color by director G. Lewis for Black Market. The scenes were well shot and showed as much attention to detail as past efforts by the company; largely due to the lighting here rather than the admittedly bumpy camera work. The bitrate varied a lot but tended toward the lower end of the spectrum for those who care, rarely causing compression artifacts from what I could see. The fleshtones were accurate and the composition of the camera angles enhanced the ladies in most cases, making them look good in their skimpy attire even if some of the scenes showed more care than others. I hope future works in the series have the directors leaning towards the better shot work and perhaps using an anamorphic process to enhance the DVD's look on a widescreen TV but none of the scenes here struck me as particularly poor in regards to the technical matters. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 192 Kbps bitrate) with little separation between the channels other then sounding like the music was mixed in with a stereo signal. The vocals were usually on the low side and while slightly hollow, a bit more work would make them sound a lot better (especially the cameraman that sounded lame).

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Body of Review: G. Lewis is the latest in a long string of directors at Black Market and whatever his usual alias is, his work on Shorty Iz Fuckin’ Yo Mama 2 looked familiar. The movie was a set of five unrelated scenes of Shorty getting laid by older women; the diminutive man making up for his lack of height with a package few women are said able to resist. The playful banter between the performers was admittedly stilted at times but like most porn these days, the bottom line is always about the quality of the sex rather than the lack of Oscar worthy performances. The selling points of this particular title are the interracial action and the use of MILFs combined instead of forcing fans to choose one genre or the other. I can’t honestly say that I adore either of them unless the performances are top notch so I took this one under advisement after a friend suggested his post production work on the title merited some attention. If you’re still interested in the movie, here’s a short breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Mae Victoria, a dark haired gal that was less interested in the domestic abilities of Shorty Mac than his sexual prowess, was up first in the living room. She had a very hairy crotch but Shorty didn’t mind in his quest to become a gigolo, coaxing her to suck his dick as he lay back on the couch. She was barely able to get the tip in her mouth or her hands around the shaft so the oral portion of the scene was lacking, to say the least. The vaginal riding and his running verbal commentary were a mixed blessing too; Mae having issues with actively riding him or taking much inside of her pussy too. She moaned a lot and the end result was she got a few points for doing her best but lost many more since her best was not enough to satisfy this time; despite taking the population pudding to her mouth.

Scene Two: Alisandra, a curvy gal in a light blue bikini, was up next as she ordered Shorty Mac on the various yard chores she wanted him to accomplish. The banter between the cameraman and Shorty was again limited, reminding me of how much more fun it was between Shorty and Von Swine awhile back, but chubby chasers will appreciate that she was built for comfort over speed. They ended up on one of the usual porn couches in a familiar living room; her bikini falling to the wayside as she wanted to see his “real” talent as talked about by her friends. I like gals with curves and she liked his cock so the prospects of the movie were looking better as time went on. Her oral was not much better than that in the last scene but I still wanted to see how she’d handle Mac’s cock inside of her, my disappointment palpable when she was passive in both vaginal and anal portions of their session. The scene ended when he rubbed out a load to her face and chest, her potential never being lived up to before the camera faded out.

Scene Three: Chennin Blanc, a gal that had a great many fans back before she faded away from performing, was up next as part of her latest comeback in a scene that included Shorty Mac as well as Charlie Mac; Shorty’s “roommate”. Chennin’s ass looked as good as ever, maybe better as it was fleshed out since I last saw her, and her playful demeanor showed she was still well worth watching. While she wasn’t able to deepthroat Shorty either, she was enthusiastic and energetic at all times, taking on Charlie just as heatedly when he joined the pair in the living room. Surprisingly, as much additional raw energy as the scene provided, it looked less competently shot than most of the other scenes; almost to the point that I wondered if it was a trial scene by another director. This aspect aside, she took the cocks in all three of her holes, even doing a DP as the men stretched her ass and pussy at the same time. The DP was perhaps the only time when her limits were pushed a bit too far but it was of limited duration and had the rest of the scenes provided this much raw energy, yet retained their better technical values, the movie could have been a winner. The action ended when she took their small pop shots to her face and ass, the camera lingering on her body as she closed her eyes for a nap.

Scene Four: Joselyn James, a lean brunette wearing a white kimono and colorful lingerie underneath, was up next as she invited Shorty Mac to sample her earthly charms in the living room since he arrived too late to do his yardwork. She wasted no time in spreading her legs (like Jenna used to do before getting too small for her britches) and was slobbing his knob in no time while on her knees. Shorty had some trouble getting fully erect with the way she was blowing him but she tried to make up for it by jerking him off with both hands; focusing her efforts on the tip of his rod but managing a little deeper than expected too. Joselyn did not strike me as a MILF type compared to the other women in the movie but she had a sexy appeal to her all the same and as much as I hated her implants, she was a pretty active ride vaginally. The anal sex was not as enthusiastic and her moaning went into mechanical mode too quickly but at least I could say that the scene provided some strokability beyond the absolute basics. It ended when Shorty jerked out his wad to her asshole, some of it slipping into the gape for her to fart out for those into that sort of thing.

Scene Five: Kylie Ireland, the beauty on the front cover and main selling point of the movie, was up last and the phrase “saving the best for last” came to mind as soon as I saw her in her blue nightie with an uncredited mope that played her husband. Shorty Mac and the cameraman were hiding in the bushes as the extremely weak acting by the mope was taking place, the man providing almost as much “wood” (as in: “wooden performance” though) as Shorty. Kylie went inside to masturbate and was happy to see Shorty, the pair getting frisky as Kylie took charge in another of her heated performances. It might not have been her best work of late but she took it in all three holes and did not really slow down as much during the anal so compared to her peers in the movie, the scene was better than average to say the least. Of note was that Shorty spent some time going down on her too; recognizing her status as a performer from the looks of it in a move that added some heat too. Not all of the camera angles were optimal for the viewing pleasure of this reviewer but they did seem to show Kylie getting off and that was cool as far as I was concerned. The ending splunk was jerked off to her ass crack as Kylie demanded, the original moper walking in at the end to whine about her cheating ways.

Summary: Shorty Iz Fuckin’ Yo Mama 2 by director G. Lewis for Black Market was not as good as I hoped it would be but a few scenes stood out in my head as having some minimal replay value, thus earning it a rating of Rent It for me. Shorty works best with women capable of handling his girth in the sexual arena and with a cameraman able to provide some zingers in the non sex stuff so needless to say, Lewis wasn’t up to the task at hand. In any case, it was nice to see Kylie and Chennin doing their thing and despite the technical limitations, Shorty Iz Fuckin’ Yo Mama 2 might appeal more to some of you than the majority of consumers out there so give it a look if this proved interesting reading.


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