The ‘plot’ of Chatsworth Bob’s 1 Night In Jail finds Aurora Snow playing a Paris Hilton type rich bitch named Penis Holdin who gets pulled over by a cop. She and her friend, Dickhole Itche (Jessica Valentino), are in trouble and they’re going to do some time. This, of course, leads to a whole lot of fucking and sucking and a plethora of bad comedy. Points to director Chatsworth Bob for trying, but the comedy here isn’t funny, it’s groan inducing. Regardless, there are give sex scenes in the film to evaluate and let’s face it, 99.9% of the time plot comes second to sex anyway.
Scene 1 – Faye Runaway And Mark Ashley: Mark takes Faye out of her cuffs and then they both strip down to get to know one another a little better. She sucks his dick while he and his fake moustache (the funniest part of the movie) look on with approval. Mark eats her out and then proceeds to stick his nightstick up her snatch (that’s literal, not a clever allegory – he really does fuck her with a nightstick!) before fucking her missionary style. His moustache falls off and he fucks her doggy style, then she rides him cowgirl style. She sucks him then rides him reverse cowgirl, and then he pulls out and shoots his load onto her face. Faye is a pretty, petite blonde with some cute tattoos and she looks good here. The movie is off to a good start as these two do have a bit of chemistry together and manage to generate some heat.
Scene 2 – Rebeca Linares And Lee Stone: Rebeca starts the scene by sucking Lee’s cock through the bars of her cell. He comes into the room she blow him some more before she climbs up on top and rides him reverse cowgirl. He holds her in the air and fucks her some more, then she rides him cowgirl style, alternating back and forth between fucking him with her cunt and fucking him with her mouth. He fucks her missionary style and breaks to eat her out once or twice, and he finishes up by fucking her doggy style before unloading into her mouth. While there’s no doubt that Rebeca is a very attractive girl with some obvious enthusiasm for her work, her performance here is simply too much. Her yelps and screams seem fake and forced and they’re much more distracting than they are arousing.
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Scene 3 – Aurora Snow And Evan Stone: Chef Evan delivers Aurora her meal but she’s rather chow down on his manmeat! She gobbles his cock down as only she can and then he bends her over the toilet in her cell to titty fuck her. He fucks her missionary style and then she ride shim cowgirl style for a little while before turning around and showing off with a lengthier reverse cowgirl session. She sucks him again and then rolls over for some spoon fucking, and then she gets down in front of him on all fours so that he can do her doggy style. He gets her down on her knees to finish up by putting a load into her mouth and ending a pretty average scene. As always, Aurora’s cocksucking skills are tough to beat but this scene doesn’t have a whole lot of heat, it simply lacks chemistry. Evan’s ridiculous looking wig, an obvious failed attempt at comic relief, doesn’t help matters either.
Scene 4 – Aurora Snow And Jessica Valentino: These two girls are relaxing on the couch when Jessica decides to eat Aurora’s pussy for her. She uses her tongue and her fingers on Aurora’s shaved snatch and once she’s done that for a bit she sits on Aurora’s face and lets her do some of the work. Aurora busts out a dildo and fucks Jessica’s pussy with it, then Jessica uses it on herself while Aurora watches and fingers herself. Jessica breaks out a new toy, one that looks like it might have been a lamp at one point (!), and uses it on her friend’s box, and the girls work themselves over for a minute or two until this reasonably steamy lesbian scene comes to an end. Much of the moaning and groaning seems fake and forced here but at least the girls look good with one another here and on a purely visual level this scene works even if it lacks believable girl on girl chemistry.
Scene 5 – Maya Hills And Mario Rossi: Our final scene finds pretty blonde Maya sucking Mario’s cock POV style. She gives him a solid blowjob and uses her tits and hands on him as well as her mouth. She strips and rides him cowgirl style, blows him some more, then gets on her back for some missionary style fucking. She rides him reverse cowgirl for a bit, and because it’s POV we see her ass bouncing around nicely, then she blows him and takes him doggy style. She rides him cowgirl style one last time then hops off to suck his dick until he blows his load onto her face. What spills onto his stomach she keenly laps up. Maya looks nice with platinum blonde hair and the POV camera work is a nice change if pace but again, nothing about this scene sets it apart and, like the bulk of the production, it’s all very average.
1 Night In Jail is presented in 1.85.1 anamorphic widescreen though the interlaced transfer suffers from some heavy saw tooth artifacts any time someone moves unless you turn off your progressive scan option. As far as the transfer quality goes, there are some obvious compression artifacts that prove distracting and there’s some very noticeable shimmering present throughout the presentation. Colors look decent and black levels are fine but the authoring problems present detract from the video quality too much for this to score too highly.
The English 2.0 Stereo track is fine though the bass on the soundtrack is a little stronger than it needed to be. That’s a minor complaint, however, as for the most part things sound fine. Dialogue is clear and easy to understand and levels are properly balanced.
First up, in the land of extra features, is a behind the scenes segment (17:06). There aren’t interviews here nor is there any narration to give the footage context. Rather, this is simply a bunch of behind the scenes clips strung together, sometimes with music and sometimes without. Some of it features performers in action, but much of it is non-sex scene material. None of it is all that interesting and it feels like it was tossed onto the disc as an after thought.
Adam & Eve has also included a bonus sex scene (11:00) featuring Lauren Phoenix and Randy Spears from At Your Service. The scene isn’t bad as it allows Lauren to show off some cocksucking skills nicely before taking it cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl, and then doggy style, but the video quality is poor and washed out.
Rounding out the extras are a still gallery, some phone sex ads, a web link, and trailers a half dozen unrelated porno movies available on DVD from Adam & Eve. Animated menus and scene selection are also included.
Despite the presence of the inimitable Aurora Snow, everything about 1 Night In Jail is average and it does nothing to make itself stand out from the thousands of other adult titles that hit the shelves each week. It’s not that the movie is terrible, it’s just that it’s generic. Rent it if you’re an Aurora Snow fan as she’s in two scenes, otherwise, skip it as there’s nothing here you haven’t seen before.