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Fuckin' Around in South Beach


Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 2/11/08



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

2007, 151 minutes plus extras
Directed by Juan Cuba
With: Sierra Snow, Emilee Parker, Lora Belle, Robyn Lee, Carmella Diamond, Victoria Vonn; Mark Wood, John Strong


 
Gonzo goes to sunny Miami Beach in this satisfying feature starring a handful of very cute, natural girls. Director Juan Cuba wanders around the streets of SouthBeach near his hotel, and on the wide beach below his balcony, approaching hotties in bikinis and talking them into coming up to his room to meet a friend. It doesn’t matter that, as with most “reality” porn, it’s all been prearranged – the girls seem like nonpro first-timers, which is the real turn-on.

 
Scene 1.  Petite blue-eyed brunette Sierra Snow is already on Juan’s hotel balcony, and while waiting to meet Juan’s pal Mark Wood, she flashes her natural boobies. “Are all the girls in Miami as cute as you,” asks Juan (who sounds like comic Paul Rodriguez). “Yeah,” she replies with guileless sincerity. Mark arrives, Sierra shakes his hand, then starts sucking his cock on the bed. Ah, the sweet simplicity of life… Much fucking ensues (including some toe sucking) before the tall, lanky Wood unloads in the eager girl’s mouth.

 
Scene 2. Walking outside among the chic hotels of SoBe, Juan spots a brunette in jean shorts and eventually talks her into letting him squeeze her butt, and then coming up to the ol’ balcony. The smiley but skeptical Emilee Parker eventually gives in and does some posing on the balcony, revealing the greatest creamy white butt seen in a long time. Juan’s pal John Strong happens to be looking for him and naturally takes advantage of the Emilee situation. She proves to be a happy humper and within those fine ass checks sits a remarkable puckered bull’s-eye of a bunghole. (Alas, it doesn’t get filled.)

 

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Scene 3. Juan spots DVD box cover girl Lora Belle sunbathing alone on the beach. Alone as in there’s no one else in sight – shooting must have taken place at dawn to avoid busybodies and, you know, police. Lora’s walk up to the hotel in her revealing bikini is shot from behind, Buttman style, and it’s quite a rump to behold. The blonde girl, a ringer for the young Melissa Joan Hart, swallows Mark's wood up on the balcony before repairing to the sofa. As our boy sits down and strokes himself, she stands over him, her crotch in his face, treating us to a breathtakingly fine ass shot.

 
Scene 4. While walking along a secluded beachside promenade, Juan stops two bikini-clad chicks, Latina Carmella Diamond and all-American blonde Robyn Lee, and invites them up to meet some friends. Once in the room, Carmella and a black guy decide to take their party elsewhere, leaving Robyn and her magnificent natural tits all alone with John Strong.

 
Scene 5. Later, Juan comes back to his room to find John in the middle of something with the aforementioned cutie Carmella and green-eyed vixen Victoria Vonn, who can barely tear herself away from sucking dick to say hi to the director. She’s another stunner with tremendous natural breastage. (Shoulda washed her feet though.)

 

                                                        THE DVD

 
This is a deluxe disc from Red Light District. Besides the lavish packaging, which includes a flip cover containing lots of photos, the movie comes with a second disc containing a whole other RLD release, “Cream My Crack #2.” More on that in a second.

 
The full-motion main menu is easily navigable, offering Play Movie, Scene Selection and Special Features. Each scene menu is also full-motion and lists the performers’ names. There are six chapters per each half-hour scene. The well-lit movie (hey, this is Miami, after all) is presented in full frame.

 
The bonus features include a cumshot recap, photo gallery, website access and a 10-minute behind-the-scenes segment, in which director Juan Cuba and cocksman Mark Wood stroll around Miami Beach; Juan also is shown taking photos of Lora Belle on the beach and outside his hotel, always careful to cover up should civilians walk by.

 
As for the free second DVD, it’s a 2006 release featuring Jennie Morrison (a Daryl Hannah-like blonde), nasty girl Amber Rayne, Tia Tanaka with two guys, Katrina Isis (who gets DP-ed), and redheaded Alexa Lynn and black beauty Shi Reeves doing each other and two guys. It’s a sex-only program – none of that cornering girls on the street and chatting them up – with each cum shot delivered to the ass crack of a girl on her knees and allowed to drip down over the anus. Kind of not a surprise given the title “Cream My Crack.” The disc’s main extra is “boner footage,” a 10-minute blow job delivered by an adorable 18-year-old, Aubrey, who takes the anonymous guy’s spunk in her mouth and swallows it all down.

 


                                                THE LAST WORD

 
Six very cute, very enthusiastic and very natural non-pornlike girls make “Fuckin’ Around in SouthBeach” a superior sex disc. Friendly host Juan Cuba, though remaining off-camera and avoiding the action himself, adds a friendly tone to the proceedings. There’s enough preliminary chit-chat to let the girls reveal some personality before getting down to business. And down they do get (though none engages in anal). A free second disc is included, making this package well worth the money.



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