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Twink Playmates


Studio: Helix Studios » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 2/14/08


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Year of Production: March 2007

Directed By: Keith Miller

The Movie:

What’s a randy young (age 18+) twink to do when he’s horny and needs some action?

The Cast:

Andrew Michael, Aaron Tyler, Allen Beach, Cameron Force, Damien Lucas, Trystian Sweet, Toby Elliot, Riley Turner, Alex Dade, Kayden Daniels.

Safe Sex/Condoms: Yes!

Run Time: 1 Hour and 10 Minutes

The Dudes:

“Twink Playmates” offers up ten cute dudes with a mix of dark and blond hair; toned and slender bodies; smooth chests; trimmed and shaved pubes and cut cocks.

Scene One:

As the scene opens, Riley Turner (cute with cool longish maroon hair, slender/smooth body) and Toby Elliot (cute with dark and bleached hair, slender/smooth body) are making out in bed like two horny dogs with plenty of wet tongue action and loud slurping noises. Riley pulls Toby’s big cut cock out and chows down sliding his mouth up ‘n down, rubbing his buddy’s plump nuts, and giving an excellent blowjob with nice close-ups. There’s also a cool camera shot of Toby’s tight shaved bunghole as Riley gives him full oral pleasure. Toby wants a taste too and soon blows Riley’s stiff clipped tool swirling his busy tongue around the purple knob, rubbing those balls, and giving some very tasty head.

The dudes are totally into each other as they slide into a side sixty-nine to gorge on one another’s stiff meat. Toby sinks down on his pal’s dick humping up ‘n down filling his tight twink-pussy full with an okay penetration shot from behind. Riley switches up and fucks Toby in the missionary position smooth ‘n quick like an out of control rabbit hunting for free carrots with simply okay penetration shots. Toby wanks off shooting a very small load on his inside thigh and stomach. Toby chows back down on Riley’s cock and jacks him off making his friend shoot a small thick load of jizz on his own stomach.

Scene Two:

Allen Beach (good-looking with short blond hair, cool sideburns, toned/smooth body) and Cameron Force (cute with short dark hair, slender/smooth body) are busy going at it in bed tasting each other’s wet tongues. Allen takes the lead pulling his buddy’s pants down revealing shortly trimmed pubes and a big fat cut dick. Giving excellent head that would make my Aunt Gladys green with envy, Allen slides that fat fucker down his gullet while sliding his fist up ‘n down the shaft. Playing copycat, Cameron yanks Allen’s pants open showing off his pal’s trimmed pubes and hard clipped pole. He nurses the purple knob, jacks the stalk, and works his wet ‘n willing mouth up ‘n down giving one heck of a jaw job. Both dudes are completely into the action and each other filling the room with heavy breathing and moans.

The guys soon find themselves tangled in a good ol’ side sixty-nine as they both fill their gullets with tasty twink cock. Allen gets a wild hair and rides Cameron’s prick fast ‘n hard with a nice shot from behind of Cameron’s mouth-watering hangy nuts. The penetration shots are simply okay here. Allen is a wild dude bouncing up ‘n down while pulling his rigid pud shooting a thick load on his friend’s stomach. After fucking Allen from behind with okay penetration shots from the side, he strokes his fat cock and shoots a thick load of spooge on Allen’s chest.

Scene Three:

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Andrew Michael (cute with short brown hair, slender/smooth body) lies in bed frantically typing on his laptop while looking at Internet smut. In two shakes of a lambs tail, his buddy Aaron Tyler (cute with short dark hair, slender/smooth body) joins him looking at “dirty” photos. The porn turns these twinks on and they soon get down to some playful soul kissing. After licking Andrew’s chest, Aaron pulls his pal’s jeans open revealing his shortly trimmed pubes and cut cock. He takes that hard tube steak down his throat but the videographer seems to be more interested in focusing in on Andrew’s face. There is one very quick shot of Andrew’s hot butt and plump nuts but if you blink, you’ll miss it. Andrew soon chows down on Aaron’s rigid cut dick sliding his mouth up ‘n down giving some good head, which leads to a side sixty-nine where both twinks go to town.

Andrew plays a game of the ol’ sink/bounce on his buddy’s prong filling his tight chute with turgid beef really rockin’ and rollin’ his hips while pulling his pork. There are no penetration shots presented here. Switching up, Aaron plows his friend in the missionary position with a tasty medium shot from behind of Aaron’s yummy plump balls. Again, no descent penetration shots are offered. Into the final stages of their fuck fest, Aaron drills Andrew in the missionary position when Aunt Gladys barges in clutching a jug of homemade wine, a Huckabee campaign poster, and wearing her Ava Gabor wig. Okay, Aunt Gladys really doesn’t do this but it may have livened up the scene a bit since once again, there are no descent penetration shots. To finish up, the dudes beat the meat with Aaron shooting a thick load on the side of Andrew’s face, which is pretty darn hot, and Andrew busting a small nut on his fist.

Scene Four:

Horny dudes Damien Lucas (cute with longish dark hair, toned/smooth body) and Trystian Sweet (any relation to Rachel? Cute with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) are getting’ down full force with slobbering wet tongues, body rubbing, and hard nipple licking. Sounds like a groovy party. Trystain soon yanks Damien’s blue jeans off cramming that large ‘n hard cut cock down his throat giving wonderful head sliding his hungry mouth up ‘n down and giving those plump nuts a good feel. Both dudes are very into the action and obviously each other. Damien kisses his way down to hidden delights yanking his pal’s briefs down revealing shortly trimmed pubes and a fat clipped dong. He goes crazy on that tasty piece of meat working his throat muscles up ‘n down, stroking the chubby shaft, and licking that tight shaved asshole. The viewer can see the ass eating shot from the side with some actual tongue on hole but there are no close-ups.

Returning the butt munch favor, Trystian eats Damien’s tight shaved touchhole and the viewer can sort of see tongue on pucker for a moment but there are no good full-on camera shots or close-ups. Yet another wasted opportunity for cool close-ups. Trystian fucks Damien in the missionary position using long full strokes and a steady tempo with no good penetration shots since they are all from the side. Trystian quickly picks up the speed plowing his pal and making Damien cry out and clutch his pearls….er, I mean pillow. Damien obviously has an itch that dearly needs to be scratched as he rides his buddy’s tool up ‘n down with a descent penetration shot from behind. Damien shoots a large thick load on the blue bedspread but the videographer misses it by seconds and we only see the end results. Trystian jacks off busting a large thick nut on Damien’s face, chin, and neck. Some of his cum flies over Damien’s head. Hot load!

Scene Five:

Alex Dade (cute with short brown hair with blond highlights, smooth/slender body) sits on the sofa playing video games when Kayden Daniels (very cute with short light brown hair, slender/smooth body) plops down next to him and begins rubbing his pal’s thigh. The video games are quickly placed on the back burner as the dudes get down to some heavy tongue sucking and crotch rubbing. The guys are soon naked showing off their shortly trimmed pubes and hard cut tools. Kayden chows down on Alex working his insatiable mouth up ‘n down sucking that thang to full hardness. Alex does the exact same thing bringing Kayden’s limp noodle to life and to a fat boner. After so many mediocre camera shots there are finally some descent close ups of the cock sucking.

Kayden fucks Alex doggy-style using long full strokes and I perked up when I noticed the beginnings of an excellent close-up of the penetration from behind only to be disappointed when the shot is out of focus. What the fuck? Alex hops up on his pal’s member and bounces up ‘n down with okay penetration shots while jacking off. Kayden reaches around and rubs his buddy’s nuts and gives that hard cock a few strokes. Switching to the missionary position, Kayden fucks fast ‘n hard with more side shots of the penetration that are frankly not very good. Alex shoots a large thick load on his chest and stomach as Kayden cuts loose with some nice wet jizz on his stomach.

The DVD

Video:

“Twink Playmates” is shot in High Definition and presented in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The picture is gorgeous, sharp, and clean. The videography by Jonathan Andrews leaves a lot to be desired as there are hardly any descent close-ups of the anal penetration. There are so many missed opportunities here that watching the movie became frustrating. The disc is all regions.

Sound:

The stereo sound is excellent allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they get down and there is some cool techno music.

Extras:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, a choice of: sucking, fucking, and cumshots, a safe sex PSA starring two feisty drag queens, website information, and trailers for: “Twink Time”, “UK Playmates”, and “Fucking Twinks”.

Poindexter’s Roundup:

Watching “Twink Playmates” was a puzzling experience. Why does a movie with such great potential fall flat? The positives are the very cute dudes who are obviously into the action, each other, and give energetic performances with favorites here are: Riley Turner, Allen Beach, Damien Lucas, Trystian Sweet, and Kayden Daniels. The movie is shot in HD and has excellent stereo sound

The problem lies with director Keith Miller and videographer Jonathan Andrews. I found the movie quite frustrating to watch because of a lack of basic close-ups of the butt sex penetration, a missed cum shot, and the overall clumsiness of scene three. I know Miller is a competent director because I’ve reviewed a number of his movies that I enjoyed quite a lot. Too bad they dropped the ball here. The movie is certainly not a “Skip It” since there are some very good cock sucking and facial cum shots. I suggest a Rent It for fans of cute twinks with big cut cocks.



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