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First Time Ball Busters

Studio: Shane's World » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 2/18/08

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

First Time Ball Busters

VooDoo House

Genre: Gonzo

Length: 140 Minutes

Director: Brother Love

Date of Production: 2/27/06 – 5/27/07

Condoms: None

Cast: Amy, Leighlani, Mia, Kala, Maya, Sasha, & Cherry

Special Features: Once again VooDoo House leads the way when it comes to customer value. The best extra is the full-length bonus scene featuring two incredibly hot blones. You also get a cumshot recap, a photo gallery, and trailers. VooDoo House I salute you!

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Audio/Video Quality: First Time Ball Busters is presented in the standard full frame ratio as are most of VooDoo House’s releases. Overall the video quality was solid with only the most minimal of flaws. There was scarcely any pixilation or edge enhancement; and when there was it was hardly noticeable. The colors were warm, flesh tones realistic, and no cases of bleeding. There was plenty of natural and artificial lighting used so shadows were never a concern. The audio is plain ol’ 2.0 stereo and sounded adequate. Overall a solid release technically speaking.

Body of Review: As a reviewer of pornography, I’ve always thought that I’ve seen pretty much everything the adult industry has to offer. Cream pies, MILF’s, threesomes, anal, golden showers; you name it I’ve witnessed it. Then along came a DVD titled First Time Ball Busters. It sounded to me like another typical teen DVD starring fresh-faced cuties doing all sorts of naughty acts. Sadly, this DVD was not what I expected. Instead of those sexy young vixens fucking on camera they are punching, kicking, slapping, stomping, twisting, kneeing, and just plain pummeling some poor guy’s cock. Yes you read that right, these girls literally beat the shit of some dude’s package.

Each of the seven scenes follows a very similar (and painful) format. The girls come out and give a quick interview before setting about the task of beating their man up. Some of the action was so intense and disturbing that I couldn’t even watch. For example in one scene the guy was on all fours while the girl delivered a series of roundhouse kicks aimed right at his sack! Youch! After the constant abuse each of the guys manages to blow his load in the girl’s face. Needless to say I spent much of the two and a half hours peeking through my fingers.

In the pursuit of fairness I will say that  the girls all seemed to enjoy abusing their partners. A few did act apprehensive at first, but they were soon acting like Evander Holyfield. And when they finally got around to sucking cock their performances were top-notch.

Final Thoughts:  This DVD fills a very narrow void in the porn industry. I've never met a person who enjoys this type of action, but I suppose if seeing guys get their junk KO’d then you might want to check it out. Everyone else should stay away – FAR AWAY!

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