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MILF Thing


Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/19/08


XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Vinnie in the bonus scene (click for trailer).

MILF Thing

Jules Jordan Video/ Cruel Media


Dora Venter has always been a hotty!

Genre: Gonzo, MILF

Director: Chris Rolie


Szilvia Lauren in charge.

Cast: Dora Venter, Anthony Hardwood, Frank Gun, Mugur, Nick Lang, Szilvia Lauren, Lauro Giotto, Mandy Bright, Frank Major, Diana Doll, Andrea, Vivien, Vinnie (bonus scene only)

Length: 187:29 minutes


Mandy Bright was another fine babe!

Date of Production: 11/5/2007


Diana Doll was also cute!

Extra's: The best extra will be the bonus scene lasting 25:38 minutes starring Vinnie, Nick Lang, and Lauro Giotto. I described it below for those that care but it wasnít significantly worse in quality than the scenes in the main movie itself. There was a photogallery, a cast list, and a list of websites for those that care.


Andrea was okay too.

Condoms: None


Vivien was a major hotty as well.

Audio/Video Quality: MILF Thing was presented in the same 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director Chris Rolie for release by Jules Jordan Video/Cruel Media. I appreciated the widescreen shooting here as it opened up the scenery on my widescreen television though to be fair, it really did not do some of the settings justice so I suspect it will be a matter of time before Chris gets used to the format. The lighting of this gonzo production was slightly on the low side, leaving some shadows, grain, and minor video noise as a result. The composition of the shots was as good as Chrisís previous work that Iíve come across, combining the usual raw energy and some decent technical values; albeit with a shaky camera at times (though somewhat less shaky than usual). The tease footage looked really good though and shaky or not, I found it good looking most of the time. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital encoded English (with a bitrate of 192 Kbps) but even listening through headphones or playing through my 5.1 home theatre system, I simply could not hear anything substantially different than what must have been picked up by the built in microphone on the camera. The vocals were usually hollow and whatever language the gals typically speak, it was not English so there was a lack of dirty talk by all of them but the director did not dominate the vocal track like he usually does and I was appreciative of this fact.

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Body of Review: Chris Rolie is one of the directing names for a guy that brings hardcore European porn to the world via Jules Jordan Video and his Cruel Media label. I like some of his stuff but in all fairness, he is more of the ďabuse pornĒ kind of director and that really does little for me when I hear him denigrating the ladies or ordering the men to slap them around. His latest title to make it my way was MILF Thing, a show offering up seven scenes (one of them being a bonus scene unique to this DVD) of older women from Europe in the usual situations with the same cast of thugs Chris likes to select. I think I was sent this one because of my affinity in the past for a couple of the ladies when they were in their respective ďprimesĒ but I cleared my head in order to give the movie the fairest review I could despite my misgivings for the directorís way of shooting explicit sexual contact between the performers. That said, here is a glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Dora Venter, the hotty seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she stripped off her clothing, masturbated, and ended up with Anthony Hardwood in slave boy fetish attire. He claimed to be scared of her and the costumes did not quit as Frank Gun, Mugur, and Nick Lang, were also in silly attire (the poor manís Batman outfit was hilarious). She sat on faces and sucked cock as well as she ever did back in her days working for Private, showing experience is the key to longevity. Her being in charge of them definitely worked better than the scenes where the lady is being smacked around too; Dora servicing them just as well or better with Chris capturing it on his handicam fairly well most of the time. She continued to suck them off and ride them actively; the men sucking her ass in return before drilling her anally. She handled the DPís and airtight positions better than most with her vocals showing she knows how to elevate the heat. She started losing control of the men at some point but managed to keep smiling and enjoy herself; a marked contrast to many of Chrisís recent works. The heated scene finished up when they rubbed out loads of semen to her mouth for swallowing; this helping make it a very appealing scene altogether. Yum!

Scene Two: Szilvia Lauren, another lean blond with a nice smile and appealing ability to show some MILF attitude, was up next as she took charge of Lauro Giotto and Frank Gun; the men wearing silly outfits that would have looked more appropriate on Kurt Lockwood. She made them crawl on their knees to the couch as she slapped them around with her riding crop, the men loving her taking control of them as she sat on their faces and blew them so aggressively until Chris started ordering the men to reverse the roles. The sex was similar to most of his works too with the active oral leading to a pounding vaginal (I was surprised to see no anal and DPís) but the men were driven and she let them have her as they saw fit, the swallowed population pudding not seeming to bother her even as her make up ran from how sweaty they all got.

Scene Three: Mandy Bright, the curvy award winner featured on the right side of the front cover, needs no introduction from me as she has been in porn for a long time as one of the dominant forces to come out of Europe; fleshing out nicely in her white dress before taking care of Frank Major and Frank Gun. Her ass was as splendid as ever and she teased with it outdoors before masturbating heatedly. She found the two men out by the nasty green pool, forcing them to lay down as she slobbed their knobs and smothered them with her ass and titties. The men loved her in control and while Chris attempted to get in the way, I appreciated that someone must have suggested he tone it down a notch since it helped make most of the scenes better (much better) than usual. She aggressively worked the men over with her body and showed that she picked up a great many tricks over her years in porn, reminding me that I wish more directors would use her these days now that sheís doing MILF projects. Mandy was a force to be reckoned with and after blowing them booth at once, they took turns pounding her pussy and ass (albeit with only limited anal here until the ending DP). They jerked off at her command (after she started them off) and coated her mouth with jizz, Mandy shoving them in the pool when she was done with them. Whew!

Scene Four: Diana Doll, a beautiful Slovakian gal that was probably the fittest gal of the cast, was up next and she was another than did not look her age. The strip tease in the living room worked for her in her peach dress; the lady moving about the house before masturbating on the couch. Anthony Hardwood and Mugur came upon her and unlike the previous scenes, they took charge of her as they sucked her ass and spanked her ass cheeks, Diana embracing her role as subordinate more than I think most gals would do (as they told her to shut up, called her a bitch, etc.). She still managed to give a sexually charged performance though as she went at them with a no holds barred attitude displaying how she loved cock; the men almost unsure of how to take her as a result (Anthony at first). The many bruises on her legs detracted from her look to me but the men being repeatedly caught at a loss how to handle her made the scene better than it would have been; most of the action taking place in the indoor hot tub room. They stuck with her cookie here and the ending result was a couple of modest loads of semen swallowed down; Diana walking away defiantly from the spent losers.

Scene Five: Andrea, a 32 year old brunette from Budapest, was up next and while she looked rough around the edges, she showed she was no stranger to sexual performing before working with Frank Gun and Mugur. Chris pawed at her and she went through the motions, this gal striking me as the first of the bunch form the main show to lower the fun factor significantly. She followed the formula and the men took charge of her as they called her a series of mean names, the gal looking at them blankly in return to make me wonder if she spoke enough English to understand them at all. The sex included a lot of oral, vaginal and anal (with cocks and toys) but there was scant chemistry and her energy levels were such that the scene drained the life right out of my crotch; her potential never met. They even choked her a few times but the end result was that she was not showing she liked it and that was a buzz kill for me. The scene finished up with the men spewing into her mouth for swallowing; her gaping ass spit in and her face showing the result of hating her job.

Scene Six: Vivien, one of the cutest MILFs of the show was up last as she teased in her mesh outfit the following men; Lauro Giotto, Frank Gun, and Nick Lang. The two in the metal cage licked her feet and the blindfolded one was even lamer; Vivien paddling them as the men were allowed to crawl across the ground to the shaded spot she wanted to have fun at. She was less believable as the wannabe dominatrix than some of the earlier ladies but she had such a smoking hot body that I didnít care. The ongoing tease and oral aside, she took to their cocks tearing into her pussy and ass very well; Chris speaking far too much but the performers carrying on like they were in heat. She swallowed too and the scene was mixed in terms of replay value but I wanted to see more of her all the same.

Scene Seven: Vinnie, a tall blond with a sour look upon her face as seen on the upper left hand side of the cover, was the gal in the bonus scene with Lauro Giotto, and Nick Lang. She wore basic black lingerie and teased outside on the overcast day, providing some minor tease before sucking them off one at a time. She then led them to a handily placed couch underneath a series of umbrellas where she continued her oral assault, the men pawing her as Chris gave his instructions. The penetrative sex included all three of her holes being pounded, the DP showing her at her least active and the more traditional ďone in the mouth, one in the pussyĒ her best. It was a fairly generic scene overall and while she had a nice body, she never struck me as having a good time in the scene. It appeared that she swallowed the population pudding here but it was not conclusive since the camera panned back too much when it was in her mouth.

Summary: MILF Thing by director Chris Rolie for Jules Jordan Video surprised me in how it worked so well when the director and male cast let the women stay in charge. Most of the ladies showed a propensity for control and that elevated the levels of heat, the replay value, and the strokability beyond most of the directorís usual abuse porn antics; earning a rating of Recommended from me. In short, MILF Thing had more than just sexy looking MILFs going for it and with some polishing up of the specifics, this could be a solid series in no time as far as Iím concerned. Good job!

 


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