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Lesbian Training 8

Studio: Xcartel » Review by Robin LaCruz » Review Date: 2/24/08

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

The Movie:
Marlena & Samantha Ryan
Samantha and Marlena start this one out nuzzled close to one another, telling us how they’re going to teach us, the viewers about how girls get it on. They quickly play with their breasts, Marlena having fake tits, where Samantha has small perky titties. When the skirts drop, the baby oil comes out, and the girls get all lubed up and ready to play. There’s a healthy amount of ass licking that Samantha applies before flipping Marlena over to lick her pussy. When they switch roles, Marlena takes out a silver studded dildo, which will be the first of many toys in this scene. Marlena puts her friend in some furry handcuffs, and fucks her from behind with a strap-on using a vibrator to help Samantha cum. To return the favor, Samantha puts a condom on a huge zucchini and jams it in Marlena’s shaved puss.

Maya Hills & Brandi Lace
Maya and Brandi are ready to show us what happens when girls are alone behind closed doors - and with a cameraman, of course. Their clothes come off and Brandi’s got a red dildo that she’s eager to use, but not before some kissing first. Maya is the first to go down for some oral, and uses the vibrator on her friend. The girls take turns rubbing-out their clits and fucking each other with dildos. While I’m not so crazy about Brandi, I find Maya dirty and delicious, and she’s got those torpedo tits like Traci Lords (the legal Lords, of course). They get all cutesy after they climax with some 69.

Andre Valentino & April Blossom

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April is telling Andre how she doesn’t like guys with big dicks, because they’re, uh, too big, and April starts to play with her on the couch. Laid back with her legs spread open, April lets Andre rub her clit while using a glass dildo on her. She’s just about to cum when Andre gets don and licks he pussy juices. April is happy to return the favor when Andre kicks back to get her pussy licked. Both girls have great bodies, but April is especially pretty and has an extremely tight – all over it seems. There’s plenty of making-out and they both look like they had a really great time.

Penny Flame & Lacie Heart
These ladies take their training very seriously, and that includes plenty of raunchy fun. Adopting British accents, Lacie pulls her friend’s top right off, and explains how to manage “bitch” skirts that don’t come off so easy. These girls are giddy and crazy, and the “Light Saber” vibrators they use make them go even more nuts. All joking aside, Lacie’s “bite-sized pussy” (as her friend calls it) is quite lovely. Instead of licking pussy, Penny is talking like she’s doing an SNL skit, which prompts Lacie yell, “stop talking!” The accents get really annoying after a few more minutes, but two dildos later Penny is having a serious orgasm. The one thing that this lesbian training session didn’t need, was a male cameraman that talks too much.

August & Sativa Rose
The last couple of ladies also take the training assignment pretty seriously, and they are a lot easier to deal with. Taking off their tanks in a flash, they face one another topless and in their jeans. August talks about how she chose to work with Sativa as the pants come off. They both have nice skin tone (both in color and physique). Sativa sits up on a bar stool while August gets underneath and jams her with a purple dildo/vibrator. She then bends over the stool and lets August fuck her some more, before going in to lick her ass. August puts on a huge black strap-on and fucks Sativa, who is using the vibrator on her clit. The fireworks in this scene is all the milk that Sativa can squirt out of her pussy.

Video: Shot in HD and presented in full-frame, this is basically gonzo stuff so we’re not looking for cinematography here. However, the pussy and the flesh look just about perfect.
Audio: Nek Derk’s soundtrack is fine, but there’s too much clipping on the moaning. You’re listening to a 2-channel Dolby Digital audio track that is otherwise acceptable. Extras:
Behind The Scenes
Marlena and Samantha talk about their first lesbian experiences. Maya and Brandi have just finished a scene and say “nice working with you.” Penny and Lacie continue their annoying British accents in the shower. Sativa tries to squeeze more milk out.
Photos: These are purdy girls where we see the girls in various states of dress/undress - and it would have been nice if there was a build-up like this in the actual scenes.

Final Thoughts:
Xcartel and Nek Derk have made 8 of these jobbies, and I hope they’re better than this was. It’s not that there’s much to complain about with the ladies, they are all sexy, but the chemistry seemed to be flat. In the end, as hot as the girls are, their scenes were rather boring, and there just wasn’t enough between them to warrant their alone-time; instead they should have been getting fucked silly by a real dick.

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