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Studio: Shane's World » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 2/27/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

genre. "MILF" Gonzo
director. Jonalungus
cast. Kayla Synz. Carolyn Reese. Alien. Sheila Marie. Claudia. Danny Wylde.
length. 2 hrs 33 min
production date. August9, 14, 15, 16 & 17, 2007

the audio & video

MILF Creampies was shot in a 1.33:1 full-frame ratio and the picture was sharp enough for a flick shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo

extras

"Pick Your Pleasure" [Select from "Tease", "Blowjob", "Missionary", "Doggie", "Cowgirl", "Spoon" or "Cumshots" and you'll see a compilation of each act from every scene on the disc] | A 28m 47s Bonus Scene with a blonde. However, there's no creampie. Instead, the fella drops a stream of cum from her forehead down to her chin.] | Shower Spy Cam [5m 55s of the ladies starring in this flick washing the spooge off their bodies.] | Trailers for "Trust Justice: Takin' Dat Ass!!", My Wife's 1st Monster Cock 11" and "Manaconda 2" | Company [A 7s screen with Voodoo House's website address] | Websites [A 1m promo of Hush Hush Entertainment's various internet sites]

the fucking


Kayla


Let Carolyn clean your pipe

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Does she look like an Alien to you?


Sheila Marie


Sexy Claudia

When we finally get around to the sex, Kayla starts it off by stuffing Danny's dick in her mouth. She strips off that ugly dress she was wearing and hops on his dick for cowgirl. Missionary is next, followed by doggystyle and anal reverse cowgirl. There's also some anal scissors, until Danny unloads a shot in her ass.

Kayla was pretty cute and, while I wasn't feeling her from the start, I eventually warmed up to her thanks to the heat she brought to the scene.


[ Kayla Synz. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. | Cowgirl. Missionary. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Scissors. | Condoms: No. |]

After a quick kiss, Carolyn drops to her knees and starts sucking on Danny's dick. She strips off her dress and hops on the kitchen counter for missionary, followed by doggystyle. Next, she saddles up for some cowgirl, followed by scissors, until Danny drops a shot in her pussy.

Well, Carolyn was pretty thing with a tight body and, though I didn't hate this scene, I didn't love it either. It is what it is.


[ Carolyn Reese. | Oral (F). Vaginal. | Missionary. Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Scissors. | Condom?: Nope. |]

Alien starts the scene by giving Dan the Man a thorough blowjob. She drops her shorts and pulls off her top before hopping on his lap for cowgirl. Doggystyle is next, followed by anal reverse cowgirl and an anal spooning. There's a brief ATM, along with anal missionary, until Danny splooges inside of Alien's ass.

I'm really hoping her name isn't "Alien". Jona pronounces it "Aileen", so perhaps the authorer of this disc got it wrong. Or maybe that's just the way they're spelling "Aileen" out in California these days. Anyways, this was another scene that was good, but unremarkable.


[ Alien. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. ATM. | Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon. Missionary. | Condom?: Naw. |]

Apparently Danny's encounter with Alien has worn him out. He's lamenting the fact that he's tired, doesn't feel like acting and doesn't even have his hat with him. However, a chance encounter with Sheila changes his mind, and after she lays down a challenge, he brings her back to his crib to lay her down. So, much like the other ladies on the disc, Sheila begins with some head, followed by missionary and doggystyle. There's also reverse cowgirl, and during some more missionary action, Sheila apparently squirts - though, it looked more like urine to me. Anyways, Danny keeps fucking her, until he cums in her pussy. As Jona films Danny's cream flowing out of her, Sheila squirts/urinates too.

Sheila's one of those ladies that make me think of oral sex when I hear her talk. Not because she has a sexy accent or mad oral skills, but because i'd want to stick a dick in her mouth to stop from hearing her voice! In previous scenes i've seen her in, she kept her "squirting" skills to herself. It's a shame she didn't do it during this scene. I'm not a fan.


[ Sheila Marie. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal | Missionary. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. | Condoms: Dan shoulda wore a raincoat. |]

Danny heads back to his crib with Claudia and spends some time rubbing her pussy, before she bends over to suck his dick. She hops on the couch for missionary, followed by scissors and doggystyle. The scene winds down with Claudia saddling up for reverse cowgirl, along with more missionary, until Danny drops a shot inside of her.

Out of the four previous ladies in this flick, I thought Claudia was the sexiest. It could've been her Latina features, but this is a scene I would definitely watch again.


[ Claudia. | Oral (F). Vaginal. | Missionary. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Scissors. | Condom?: Nyet. |]
the final word

There really wasn't anything spectacular about MILF Lessons 12. The ladies (save Claudia) were average. The sex was average. And there wasn't one scene that made me feel like unleashing Vega Jr. However, there wasn't anything that would inspire me to tell you to avoid this at all costs. I'd just recommend that after you check out the pictures above, if one of them makes you all tingly, you Rent It and make up your own damn mind. Do I have to do all the work around here?


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