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Orgy Sex Parties Vol. 3


Studio: Pink Visual Productions » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 3/3/08



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Cast: A bunch of ladies taking a lot of dick
Genre: Orgy/Straight/Gonzo
Length of Feature: 159 mins (feature and bonus materials)
Condoms: No
Date of Production: 11/15/07
Special Features: Bonus Scene, Behind the Scenes Featurette, Striptease Featurette and DVD Trailer Previews

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

"Orgy Sex Parties Vol. 3" delivers everything that is stated in the title. You get three major orgies and some sidebar stuff. But, it all boils down to a bunch of dudes fucking a lot of pussy. The A/V Quality is almost pitch perfect, but there's digital noise that pops up in the middle of the second scene. Still, it's a charmer and definitely one of the better discs I've seen in the last few months.




SCENE 1

The first scene is a basic intro to the disc. All of the scenes are pretty much carbon copies of the scene that preceded them. The major difference being that the ladies get hotter as each orgy proceeds. That almost connects with how dumb the subtitles of each scene become. The blonde that I chose to show off in the first screen shot is who my eye kept following during the first scene.

She's got that down home quality that you always want to see in the girl next door. That is if the girl next door liked to go out and fuck strangers. Everyone else had the look as though they been naked on camera several times before and sharing their fingers in various orifices wasn't a big deal. I just hoped that they used anti-bacterial soap afterwards.

The blonde girl from before becomes more involved during the middle of the orgy, but she gets plowed quickly and then she's out. It's quite a shame, as I didn't find any of the other girls to be that fascinating. Oh well, onto the next scene.

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SCENE 2

The second scene begins slow with the orgy host introducing this little titty girl that seemed to hog the spotlight. The beauty of these orgies and what makes them so hot is also what kills them in terms of trying to review them. How can you review a carnal tornado? There's everything going on in these scenes short of Pan the Flute Playing demi-god fucking a midget with the hammer of Thor. The orgy is the ultimate practice of excess and it's hard to spotlight everything without cracking out some sort of Cliffs Notes to this shit.

This orgy was called Body Shots and there's no reason for it. If there was any truth to the titles, it would just be called skinny bitches get drilled. But, that might be deemed negative and hurtful to the orgy girls' feelings. Nothing is sadder than a little titty girl crying at an orgy. What pulled me out of the excitement that I had in the first scene was the extended interview segment with the people before the action went down.

I don't want to know these people. I just want to see how many dicks they can take in their preferred love hole. You get some pussy eating, some fingering, some dick sucking, some asshole play, some ass fucking, some general fucking, Cirque Du Soleil positions and enough cum shots to fill up a shot glass.




SCENE 3

The third scene was the pinnacle of the disc. It was the big old fashioned Roman orgy of a fuckfest. The star of this orgy was this women who had this real 1970s Beauty Queen look. Have you ever seen "Cathouse"? Well, she looks like a younger version of Air Force Amy.

When she performs this double penetration with these two guys, it's amazing. She's in full control and loves every moment of her sphincter and pussy getting filled. If that wasn't enough you get the full carnal carnival going on around them. At this point in the action, nobody's speaking human words anymore. It's all fucking or pointing at things with their genitals.

I imagine it must've been what the adult version of "2001: A Space Odyssey" looked like. That is before the giant monolith thing crashed on Prehistoric Earth and turned us all into Puritan tightwads. Still, it's an incredible scene with everything under the sun in it. Well, except for amputee fucking and midget tossing. You're going to have to go to Redtube and pray for that.




SCENE 4

The real finale was the biggie, as we got a little bit of a Latin flavor. It's just that a lot of the early action was awkwardly staged and fell apart. Still, the girls were hot and they loved sucking and fucking each other. The big scene pays off with the girls lining up at the end to take one last shot of cum. That perfect facial lineup is a memory that will stay with me until I get another thing of Kleenex.



SCENE 5

This false finale of sorts is a quick breeze through the boring shit that could've been saved for a bonus scene. While it interrupted the flow of the disc, it's a still another shot at seeing some great tits and ass. Still, I expected more. You get the usual positions, but what makes it fascinating is this black lady watching from the Peanut Gallery. She seems like she almost wants to coach the girls on how to fuck better.


WORKING CLEAN-UP

"Orgy Sex Parties Vol. 3" is a wonderful disc that delivers on everything it promises. You get to see beautiful woman get drilled in front of strangers. They can introduce High Definition, Superstar Lead Ladies or even mainstream porn. But, nothing beats watching a bunch of people just crowd into a room and fuck. The simplest pleasures are the best.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.


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