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Agent Filthy 0069 Mission 3

Studio: Club Jenna » Review by Wind Tunnel » Review Date: 3/18/08

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Agent Filthy 0069: Mission 3
A Club Jenna Release Directed by Cezar Capone
Starring:  Niki Sinn, Jada Kiss, Megan Diamond, Samantha and Misha
Runtime: 89min
Condoms?:  None!

Brief Synopsis:  As the title suggests, this installment in the Agent Filthy series is number three to find our cameramen/persons diddling eager, new-on-the-scene starlets in POV-style fashion.  The results vary, as always, with a few stellar standouts. 

Scene One:
  Niki Sinn

We meet Niki in a parking garage, and our surrogate invites her back to his place for conversation and, perhaps, more.  She teases her way through a sufficient blow job before she wiggles out of her clothes, staring and commenting on our john's apparently camera-fitted glasses (a goofy conceit, to say the least).  Niki's olive skin is dotted with chips of cute freckles, more of a glimpse we are treated to during a medium-beat reverse cowgirl ride.  She suckles on our guy's cock again before straddling in standard cowgirl, gliding over into a doggy-style push push of penetrative shots.  A second camera aims at the opposite side of the action briefly before Niki takes a pop onto her face, and she strokes the last bits out with her strengthened hands.  While not exactly a fiery turn, Niki trots out a sufficient amount of enthusiasm, grinning with each tease and poke her partner whips out.  Not bad, though still not entirely stellar.

(Niki:  Bitin' down.)

Scene Two:  Jada Kiss

Jada is pacing along the side of a business district area road, toting a gas can for her stalled car.  Our eyes catch wind of her, despite our best intentions, and offer her a ride.  But first, another pit stop finds the two in an apartment, and Jada is soon shedding down to her undergarments to relax.  The camera switches to a slightly fish-eye effect, the not-so-hidden camera located once again on a pair of our dude's glasses.  Jada thinks nothing of this at first, and leans in to mutter a few words before slurping up an erect cock head.  Doggy begins the POV party, with another camera picking up the slack from the rear.  An easy slide in cowgirl foretells the coming missionary that follows, our guy humping away at Jada's slightly stubbly crotch, with a pause for taste in between.  On the brink, he pulls out quickly to spurt, landing his wide load across her chest, face, and hair, prompting the abrupt "FOUR EYES!" from Jada.  I quite dug Jada's slightly smarmy attitude, a "hell yes, I'm gonna get you off"-type who is quite fetching in her heightened stride.  During the final stretch of missionary, especially, I found her irresistible.  Can you dig it?

(Jada:  Taking it all in stride.)

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Scene Three:  Megan Diamond

Under the auspices of landing a construction job, our hero finds even more in the form of secretarial Megan.  Though the portable office may have its downsides (for starters, the horrendous green tinge, as you can well see), Megan offers her hands and tongue upon this particular visitor's wang as he's seated in the catbird seat.  Our intrepid Canadian lass goes topless to lighten the mood, and soon pulls up her camo skirt to finger herself for the occasion.

Her gold heels drape apart as she teases and rubs away for us, and the seduction consummates in missionary-style bumping.  She squats above our guy, fiddling with her clit as she presses down crotch to crotch, and flips around for a reverse cowgirl journey.  The shots become more penetrative as the scene goes on, hardly venturing up to check on Megan's contorting face, but all the bouncing shifts to a final doggy pounce, and a load is dished out into her mouth forthwith.  As I thought Megan was randy enough to take on a room full of guys, I felt that this scene cheated us, the viewers, out of a sufficient amount of shots, or angles, or even more of Megan rather than just a bag full of penetration shots.  Still, if you can look past all the technical flaws, you just may love love love this scene; I hardly could.

(Megan:  Gold in them hills.)

Scene Four:  Samantha

A cheery and infectious smile greets us as our man on the street finds Samantha, a tourist, in a less-than-desirable part of town.  Offering a ride out of deathsville, she exchanges her rough English with our host's south-bound pawing and preening.  Somehow, he goads Samantha into descending on his apartment, "I have a great TV".  Back home, she's pawed and caressed yet again, this time leading to clothing falling to the floor, and a dick in between Samantha's lips.  Her bundle of breasts are a source of much joy for our man, who gropes and glimpses as she bends to blow.  In reverse cowgirl, Samantha squeals even as the tip of the slippery wick nestles inside of her, gaining a worthwhile amount of traction and depth as the schtupping continues.  In standard cowgirl, Sam's tiny tuft of bush is more apparent, and she leans into the bed for a missionary whirl, titties bounding as she moans and groans with a gleeful amount of aplomb and genuine delight.  She goes on all fours for doggy, and our fella pries her cheeks apart to inspect her unshorn asshole (whee!).  Spoon follows, as does a taste of roman column, and a final episode of missionary POV leads to a hose-worthy spray across Samantha's yummy torso and chest.  Brimming with energy and zeal, Samantha is quite the performer, giddy and happy in her quest to enjoy herself in all her wild, european glory.  Consider me...engorged!  

(Samantha:  Say it three times fast...)

Scene Five:  Misha

Hawking around the local college campus, our boy hunts down a runner named Misha who's, at first, wary of his intentions.  Directions lead to a nearby bathroom, where Misha is more than happy to go hand to mouth as her innocent grin shifts to a look of impish mischief.  "You're really big", she says, tugging down and leading to the inside of a stall, quickly slurping and sliding her tongue over her new partner's stump with increasing speed.   Naked of all but their shoes, the pair go at it in doggy, with Misha gripping the rails of the stall for balance, her neck and back soon moist with hot sweat. 

Back against the tiles, our steed pumps into Misha in bursts of missionary, switching to a side-saddle spoon as their contortions allow.  They switch positions but continue their face-to-face swing, thumping along until she slides to the floor for her flurried wad of co-ed seasoned goop to land in her mouth and ooze over her chin. 

Some pretty dynamite action here, with uber-cute and secretly on-the-prowl Misha rounding out the collegiate experience two-fold.  The seedy locale only elevates the dirtiness of the scene, as well as the on-the-go nature of the incredibly hot encounter.  I'm just surprised the camera caught it in all its near-claustrophobic glory, and I'm certainly glad that it did.

(Misha:  Damn, girl.)

Bonus Features
A Photo Gallery, a few Trailers, and the usual Company Info are the collected features included, and are barely noteworthy.  Even the trailers have a forced, non-fast forwardable Record Satement, making it a chore to even attempt to enjoy them, and definitely adding insult to injury.  Some may find the Photo Gallery nice, but I keep on wondering why they're even included in the first place, if even.  I do suppose it's better than nothing, but still...

Audio/Visual Quality
Presented in full frame, 1.33:1 ratio, the image is quite acceptable at its best (Niki's scene), and kind of nightmarish at worst (Megan's dalliance into green-land).  Jada's scene was shot with a smaller camera, accenting the supposed hidden nature of the events, and was a little too grainy and felt like I was in John Malkovich's head (but, you know, less Proust).  I actually dug the tawdriness of Misha and Samantha's leads, though the former was more dutifully presented than the often too-shadowy latter.  Audio was in 2-track stereo, and at times suffered in relation to its surroundings (I could hardly hear a word Megan ever said, for example).  A disparate collection of cameras and locations (and girls), so it's perhaps better understood on that basis alone.

In Conclusion
Mission 3 found our many-dicked heros with a nice collection of girls in often different, but still similar, situations.  While I feel they all have a great amount of goodness among them, the production fails at capturing a few sufficiently (Jada and Megan's scenes come to mind), Samantha and Misha float and chug by despite any efforts to shift their treasure hunting.  The harried quality overall is a bit daunting, and I would suggest a rental at best, especially for the shining stars among the rubble of what could have been.  Even as I'm a sucker for these types of movies, I urge you proceed with caution, or just pick it up cheap if you're able to swing a worthwhile deal.

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