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Horny Over 40 Vol. 43


Studio: Home Grown Video » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 3/11/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Cast: Sue, Tim, Bianca, Annabelle Flowers, Dr. J and Janay
Genre: MILF/Fetish/compilation
Length of Feature: 90 mins
Condoms: No
Date of Production: 12/13/07
Special Features: Bloopers, Previews and the same bonus scene on the other recent Homegrown releases.

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

"Horny Over 40 Vol. 43" is another release in the long line of over 40 titles from Homegrown. The problem with this release starts with the lackluster A/V Quality that left me wanting more, even though you could make out all of the action. There's the same special features that seem to keep getting recycled between all of the Homegrown DVD releases. If that wasn't enough, there's the matter of the worst opening scene that I've ever seen in a porno. Take a look at the screencap below.

 


SCENE 1

The first scene introduces us to Sue and Tim. The scene starts with some talking and then they're whipping their junk out. Jerking and sucking fills the air until we get to see some fucking. If I say to something nice, I'd like to commend Sue on her giant breasts. Other than that, it's like watching a couple of NASCAR fans fuck. You can almost see the Tobacco spit stains on the couch they're fucking on. Whomever found these two for this movie needs to be fired.

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When they finish up, you're left dumbstruck. It's like watching your two gross neighbors awkwardly position themselves into the most horrible tryst imaginable. Everytime Tim leans in to finger Sue, I keep imagining that one of the Graboids from "Tremors" is going to suck his arm into her Vaginal Pit. This is the worst way to start something that's supposed to be sexy.
 


SCENE 2

The second scene begins with John and Bianca. It's a standard scene that starts with some introduction and then some cockplay. Bianca gets her pussy worked out by John, then it's straight on towards the fucking. The scene is less awkward than I expected, but there's nothing sexy about it. John looks like some dude off the street who got the chance to fuck some poon for free.

Bianca is a better looking lady than Sue, but that's to be expected. She still has that trailer park look about her and I'm not sure if she really belonged on this release. But, you've got to give her credit for being committed to the scene. Yet, if you're going that low on the totem pole...there's a giant problem.

 

SCENE 3

Annabelle Flowers and Dr. J are the focus of the third scene. Annabelle keeps playing up this dinner party fantasy, while trying to class up the joint after the initial NASCAR affair. The bullshit ends quickly and it's not long before Annabelle is chugging a dick. There's basic sexplay after the oral and it's not long before she's riding the cock like a pro. Will Annabelle be the lady that improves this release?

I can't quite put my finger on what was "off" in regards to Annabelle Flowers. She's too talky and puts on too much of a character for being a legit porn star. She's got nice tits that are real as hell. But, there's nothing beyond that. She doesn't fuck in a spectacular way and nothing worth remembering comes in or out of her mouth. When she eventually takes the facial, the scene feels like it lasted for two hours.

 

SCENE 4

The DVD ends on a wonderful scene with Janay. We meet her in the bathtub, as she gets ready for a sexy evening. She's such a visual improvement over the other ladies, that I wonder if she ended up on this disc by accident. The scene continues, as we watch her shave her pussy. It's hot and very interesting, but the water antics seemed to take forever.

Janay was a fun lady who knows when it is time to get down to business. So, she takes the action out of the tub and into the bedroom. She plays with her dildo, as she shows off every inch of her delightful backside. What I didn't care for was how much time she spent playing with her asshole. It was nice to look at, but that shit got old fast. The scene ends with more dildo pussy play that didn't provide any real conclusion. This was truly a weaksauce ending.
 
 

WORKING CLEAN-UP

"Horny Over 40 Vol. 43" is a mediocre release in every possible way. There's nothing on this release to impress you. If you manage to bust a nut by the end of this disc, then you must be hurting. There's nothing sexy or dynamic about the ladies featured here. Everyone looks like porn leftovers. Then, there's the matter of the horrible opening scene that played out like Kathy Bates' worst orgy. Still, it beats that Pterodactyl porn shit that someone was showing me over at YouPorn.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.


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