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Frat House, The

Studio: Penthouse » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 3/10/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I was a little surprised to see that this Penthouse Forum porno with some rather notable porn stars, and a great concept was really only fifteen minutes over an hour long. Typically films like this that I've seen go well into three hours, but that's an advantage in this case. Kelly Holland's "Frat House" doesn't overstay its welcome. It doesn't give us too much bullshit, and surely enough it gets right to business. Showcasing none other than the gorgeous Maya Hills and the sexy Gianna Lynn, "Frat House" is a fun little anthology setting down on three college guys well into their thirties telling of their experiences with obviously really hot co-eds, and we're along for the ride. It's just too bad "Frat House" can move too fast to really get into. While I like a moderately length porno and all, "Frat House" is much too quick in its segments to involve myself with, and in the end, Holland rushes head first without giving us time to appreciate it.

Co-Ed Kelly (Audrey Hollander)
Fratboy James confesses to Kelly that he has the hots for her and is rather intent on fucking her brains out, to which she responds with giggles and flattered blushing. Audrey Hollander is a gorgeous natural looking performer who takes to James quickly as they begins kissing and fondling one another. James fondles her tits and stomach also rubbing her clit rapidly as she laughs and moans and strips down to her bare ass as James' frat brother films them through a camcorder in the distance. After some playing, James leans over to rub her pussy while she groans jerking him off and writing to his advances. He fingers her hard and lifts her leg up fucking her while sucking on her tit, and turns her over to fuck her up the ass spanking her hard while she fingers herself. The rough pounding persists, and she leans over to deep throat him, gagging, and then kissing him. He smacks her a bit and forces her head down on his cock again deep throating and then leaning her over again to ass fuck her. She then mounts him backward and takes a pussy pounding and leans over to suck him off repeating the routine twice. He leans her over fucking her sideways and pounds her pussy, all the while clutching her hair. Finally she leans down to suck him off hard and rough until he cums on her face and chest. As a starter point, Hollander looks fantastic and her segment really kicks off the flick.

Co-Ed Amy (Emily Evermoore)

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Fratboy Brian is more of a fan of bad girls, and who among us red blooded males and lesbian females aren't? Emily Evermoore is a stone cold beauty with a great body, and incredible long legs, and Brian looks eager to fuck her senseless. After being disgruntled from hearing of Amy's affairs on campus with men and women, Amy jumps Brian's bones making out with him and he leans over sucking her small tits and stands over her to be sucked off. She undresses and stands over him as he fondles and licks her, and spreads her apart to go down on her pussy. He eats her hungrily, and she eggs him on bending down to suck his cock madly, and Brian takes advantage face fucking her while she fingers herself. She then mounts him backward humping him slowly at first and then taking the pounding with her long legs spread wide over him. She turns to ride him with her plump ass high in the air and screams as Brian pounds her attempting to catch with her as she eggs him on endlessly. He leans her over to her side and spreads her apart fucking her pussy and Amy turns to get fucked from behind, smiling the whole time, all of which ends as Brian cums on her face, with Amy looking up with a satisfied smile. Much to his anger, Brian finds out that Amy instead is waiting for his roommate Jake to return.

Co-Ed Rachel (Gianna Lynn)
Fratboy Mikey finds himself in an unfortunate circumstance. He obviously seems to have a hot girlfriend who is out of town and he's still hanging out at her house. While getting drunk he is approached by her best friend Rachel who obviously wants to fuck him. Poor guy; how will he ever make it through this? Gianna is obviously an incredible temptress and one who can seduce without much trouble and takes down Mikey's monogamy promise with but a mere smirk and a Red teddy that would make any man burst into flames. It doesn't take long for Rachel to convince Mikey as she undresses, and they soon begin making out with Rachel already dressed down to her g-string. She quickly de-pants Mikey and goes down on him sucking his dick hungrily while he forces her head down to a deep throating. Things get hot and furious as she mounts him riding him fast and hard and makes out with him, and then pounds on his cock with immense zeal. He then spreads her back on the bed fucking her and clutching her tits, pounding her long and hard while she screams out. He then leans her over on the bed and fucks her ass fiercely, and leans her back caressing her big tits. She leans over to her side and Mikey fucks her pussy, and then her plump ass, finally cumming all over her tits.

Co-Ed Gwen (Maya Hills)
Fratboy Jack knows what the girls want, particularly the working class waitresses at the college campus sports bar. He's somehow persuaded Gwen to strip and dance for him, and it's a bit of a misstep to leave Maya Hills for second last when she shares top billing with Gianna Lynn. Nonetheless Hills looks utterly fantastic in her schoolgirl outfit, and Jack is ready to make her dance for him after helping her not to become another waitress. Hills strips down to her bouncy plumpy ass, and they go to work as Jack begins kissing and licking Gewn's tits while she writhes and begins dry humping him. She quickly undresses Jack and licks his chest kissing him. She unbuckles his pants and goes down on his cock sucking him off and licking him, and leans over to engourge him while he licks and sucks on her ass. She leans over watching him suck her ass hole and finger her, and Jack mounts her spreading her legs and fucking her pussy while she groans aloud clutching a chair. He thens leans her over on the floor with her ass high, and fucks her from behind, pounding and spanking her, and then slides under her to finger and then fuck her pussy raw until finally cumming on her face.

Co-Ed Lexi (Lexi Belle)
Dean Wilson is the older gent of the bunch who comes across a sexy Lexi who "accidentally" ends up in his house soaking in his hot tub thinking it's another fraternity's bathtub. The two meet as Lexi gets out of the shower, and their flirting eventually leads them into bed where Lexi begins sucking off the Dean furiously. He leans Lexi over to fuck her from behind and pounds her plump ass mercilessly while she groans and endures his spanks and domination. She turns to mount him backwards taking the fucking from him as she bounces up and down on his cock. He leans her body back while fucking her and rubs her tits, and she turns over to suck his cock yet again. He leans her over to her side pumping her pussy, and spreads her wide dominating her and pounding her finally cumming all over her stomach and tits.

Presented in glorious widescreen, the visuals behind this are rather dynamic with soft colors, and a sharp but gentle bit of photography that makes this eye popping to sit through. Holland definitely has her hand on the cinematography button with a picture that's very crisp and clear. The audio is perfect as well with dialogue and body motions coming in loud and clear, along with exchanges between characters that are perfectly audible; it's important to the movie, after all.

There's the Behind the Scenes special which is a nineteen minute glimpse on the set with the predictable montage of fucking and whatnot that leads into some good interviews with our stars, particularly with Gianna Lynn, and beyond that it's really nothing but looks at the photo shoot for the DVD Gallery with Audrey, and really it's all a boring routine of bad editing, glimpses at the shoots and mild talk about fucking from the different performers. There's also a Photo Gallery featuring the different performers and action shots, and a Bonus Scene, which is presumably there to make up for the short running time. It's a clip from "My Best Friend's Mom." 

After Thought:
While I enjoy a porno that doesn't overstay its welcome and drag on for almost three hours, "Frat House" is pushing it a little with a running time of only a little over an hour. The segments are speedy, but the plus side is that they're all very entertaining, so I'd recommend on the basis that the fucking is hot, and the performers are gorgeous. Penthouse rarely ever disappoints.

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