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No Swallowing Allowed #13

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/11/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Teagan Presley in the bonus tease!  (click for trailer)

No Swallowing Allowed 13

Diabolic Digital

Teagan Presley and Tyler Durden

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Ray Bones

Sasha Grey

Cast: Teagan Presley, Tyler Durden, Sasha Grey, Ben English, Steve Holmes, Rebeca Linares, Mark Ashley, Brook Belle, Alexis Texas, Mr. Pete, Sandy Sweet, Lexi Belle, Marco Banderas

Length: 146:14 minutes

Rebeca Linares

Date of Production: 2/27/2008

Brooke Belle

Extra's: The extras were light here, a photogallery, a cardboard slipcase, and a cumshot recap hardly adding any value for me while the 21:55 minute long striptease/solo masturbation sessions were great, but not the advertised BTS from the back cover.

Alexis Texas!

Condoms: None

Sandy Sweet and Lexi Belle

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Audio/Video Quality: No Swallowing Allowed 13 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color as shot by director Ray Bones for Diabolic Digital. Having only seen a limited amount of his works in the past, I was ready for anything and to be frank, he did a decent job here with the lighting helping to minimize the grain, video noise, and other visual flaws that are too common to porn flicks these days. The fleshtones leaned a little too much to being over saturated with yellow tint (perhaps from a lack of properly setting the white balance on the camera for the lighting) and the camera angles were edited too aggressively at times but even the over use of close up shots was not too bad here as far as I was concerned. The bitrate was almost always hovering in the mid 5 Mbps area but the picture struck me as being less crisp than similar efforts by the company over the years, perhaps the compression ratio or other technical aspect weakening the picture more than a little bit in the process used to convert the scenes to DVD's MPEG-2 codec. The audio was presented in 1.0 monaural using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate, generally sounding lackluster with no depth, separation, or major range in the dynamic of the track. The vocals were minimal in most cases and the background noises rarely noticed; the automatic gain such that it did bug me at times. Of note was a complete lack of an alternative audio track as advertised on the back cover too.

Body of Review: Ray Bones and his work at Diabolic Digital have been making waves of late as some decent strokable porn. Most of his efforts have been enhanced by solid casting; the better the cast, the better the outcome of his movies. His most recent title making it my way was No Swallowing Allowed 13, a series of six gonzo scenes where the ladies were all ready to take their facials willingly, the movie notable as another new release by hotty Teagan Presley as she worked out the details of exiting her contract with Digital Playground (contrary to rumors online, she was never denied the ability to work). With some serious backup on display too, including Alexis Texas and Sasha Grey, the movie looked like a winner! That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:

Scene One: Teagan Presley, the hotty on the front cover of the DVD, was up first as she teased for a brief moment in the living room to show off her lean physique. That led to her getting felt up by real life partner Tyler Durden in one of her first scenes outside of her contract in years, albeit not for herself as she originally reported would happen. I was disappointed that the tease and solo action was relegated to the extras section since it often helps set the proper mood for such a scene but there was definitely some chemistry between these two as she started to slob his knob aggressively. Tyler gave her a few licks but nothing substantial, Teagan aggressively riding his dick with her pussy and ass; bouncing between taste testing until ultimately receiving his moderate load of population pudding to her face. The photography was far more basic than what I'm used to in one of her scenes and Ray is no Robby but as a fan of hers, at least she seemed to be having fun with her husband.

Scene Two: Sasha Grey, a deceptively youthful looking anal princess, was up next as she teased for a short while in similar circumstances while wearing skimpy lingerie until getting to work with Ben English and Steve Holmes. Sasha is well known for her anal antics so I expected her to do a lot of anal and a DP; the gal wrapping her lips around cock as though created to do so. She deepthroated them and licked their balls in a loving manner, even trying them both at the same time with her hand to gland action assisting. There was less chemistry this time but Sasha largely made up for it by playing her "anal whore" persona to the hilt and she provided a continual stream of dirty talk while taking both of them inside of her during the prolonged DP. She wasn't as energetic during this portion of the scene but fans will appreciate her abilities all the same. The ending wads of semen glazed her face and that concluded her act for the movie.

Scene Three: Rebeca Linares, another lean brunette that has been making quite a career in the last year or so, followed the formula along with studly Mark Ashley. She was sexually charged to the hilt and attacked his meat with mouth, hand, titty, pussy, and ass as if on the bonus plan; displaying a modicum of chemistry while doing so. His cock was a lot larger than she is used to but she attempted to do her best as she rode him and pumped like she was possessed. Her dirty talk was limited yet she seemed to increase her screaming over most of her recent performances for those of you that like it. Mark gave her ass and pussy an oral workout too but his main purpose was dropping the ending facial as much as the bone work; his rod nearly as thick around as her wrist. Yum!

Scene Four: Brook Belle, a curvy blond with a sweet ass, was up next as she teased in the limited setting wearing some blue & white lingerie that revealed her tan nicely. Her DSL's complimented her mouth though the dark mascara and implants detracted from her looks in my opinion. The sex began with her sitting on the face of Ben English, his legs propped up on the couch as though he was going to be on the receiving end of anal sex, facilitating the 69 they engaged in as both aggressively gave the other head. The scene was vaginal only this time and to be frank, that was fine by me given the quality of her riding skills displayed throughout the time they spent together. He nearly popped his load early, large drops of semen flowing readily but he surprised me by really dishing it out to her face in the end.

Scene Five: Alexis Texas, a personal favorite of mine due to her large curvy ass and playful nature, was up next and to be frank about it, she looked mighty appealing. The look in her eye when Mr. Pete joined her added to the fun since the pair have repeatedly shown substantial chemistry in their work together of late, leading me to believe that they are either going out or otherwise connected. She kept eye contact with him as she inhaled his cock orally, and he took plenty of time to play with her ample sample of an ass, her active vaginal antics appealing as her fine ass shook like crazy. She still wasn't as active as I've seen in her best work but their enthusiasm for each other was undeniable and the ending facial capped my belief after several positions of madcap humping. Whew!

Scene Six: Sandy Sweet and Lexi Belle, a lean blond & brunette combo team in the movie, were up last with muscular Marco Banderas after some playful lesbian antics. They mutually masturbated and seemed to have the shortest scene of the entire fuck flick, the gals double teaming the guy orally to rev up his perpetually ready engine. They eyed the camera more than each other or Marco so I knew they were in performance mode but the play they gave him at least showed a willingness to push their admittedly tame limits more than usual. The vaginal scene ended as the gals took the facial and shared it, the amount of taste testing from each other getting boned was substantial.

Summary: No Swallowing Allowed 13 by director Ray Bones for Diabolic Digital will probably rely largely on Teagan Presley as the main selling point but there were some other performances that gonzo fans will appreciate just as much so I rated it as Recommended. The rough edges on the technical matters aside, I would have appreciated more tease in the main movie as well as more extras but the strokability, the replay value, and the amount of fuck for your buck will be enough to merit the rating or better depending on how much you enjoy seeing ladies take facials. In short, No Swallowing Allowed 13 was interesting not just for Teagan's latest appearance but for a cast of cuties all satisfying a variety of tastes so check it out.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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