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Whale Tail #3

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/11/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The opening definition of Whale Tail.  (click for trailer)

Whale Tail #3

Smash Pictures

Bree Olson and Mark Ashley!

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike Metropolis

Veronique Vega and Rico Strong

Cast: Bree Olson, Mark Ashley, Veronique Vega, Rico Strong, Carmen Kinsley, Kurt Lockwood, Maya Hills, Micah Moore, Steve French

Length: 151:17 minutes

Texan Carmen Kinsley!

Dates of Production: 10/14/2006, 10/16/2006, 10/23/2006, 10/27/2006

Maya Hills!

Extra's: The extras section included a link to a "bonus" movie that you could download via VOD from the company website. I've heard mixed reviews about this kind of thing but free porn is always welcome so check it out (I'd have greatly preferred a second disc though). There was also a fun Behind the Scenes feature lasting 10:10 minutes, the performers adding anecdotes such as Micah talking about her first job at Starbucks, Maya finishing an interview with Adam Film World, and the majority of the rest showing Maya with Mark in bed (additional sex!). I would have liked more of the ladies getting some time here but it was still enjoyable. There were also some trailers, a wall to wall version of the movie, a photogallery, and a true double sided DVD cover with a naughty and a nice side.

Micah Moore!

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Whale Tail #3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Mike Metropolis for release by Smash Pictures. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the mid 4 Mbps mark, typically just shy of it, for most of the movie and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192 Kbps and was about average in most ways.

Body of Review: Mike Metropolis is a director that I've seen working for a number of companies over the years, providing some heated scenes when the casting was right, so it came as no surprise that my look at one of his titles for Smash Pictures called Whale Tail #3 would be appealing. The idea here was to show the infamous "whale tail" or the shapely ass of a young lady wearing a thong and bending over in low cut jeans, the term not quite as popular as cameltoe or MILF (yet!). The ladies were all cute and had nice tails, each of the five scenes giving the viewer something to appreciate for their hard earned money. The back of the cover said it like this: "This Whale Tail is packed with 5 of the finest, freshest new girls all caught showing off their sexy thongs just peaking out over their tight jeans! Exotic Maya Hills gets her perfect pussy pounded by a bid dick! Blonde newcomer, Bree Olson, shows how much she loves taking a huge cock in her perfect pink asshole! Sexy and petite Veronique shows that she can take every inch of Rico Strong's black foot long! Blonde Texan, Carmen Kinsley shows off her big ass and tits before getting deep dicked by another hung stud! Don't miss these fresh new faces getting fucked by the best studs around!" While I would disagree about the overall quality of the men here, the ladies did manage to live up to the advertising. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:

Scene One: Bree Olson, the blond contract performer back when she just started in the industry, was up first in a scene where she was picked up by studly Mark Ashley. They engaged in some small talk and he remarked about her lovely body, Bree appreciating the compliments and winding up in the living room with the guy as he savored her even more with her clothing coming off. Her pink thong looked sweet and her all natural titties added to the visual appeal of the lady, her knowledge of oral sex showing as she dropped to her knees to please him. There was dirty talk and her lovely smile as her respiration rate increased, the energy and chemistry well above most of her scenes shot currently; a tribute to the ability of Smash to capture her essence long before she lost some of her tremendous appeal. Mark also went down on her, showing a lot of aptitude in the process that revved her up even more, leading to a multitude of vaginal positions where each partner engaged in intermittent oral sex as the juices flowed. Bree was not the most active ride in the world here but considering his girth was almost as wide as her wrist, this is to be expected, Bree claiming this was her first on camera anal as he broke into her back door. That was where her dirty talk made the scene even better, fans of the young Bree definitely needing this one on their pick lists. The scene ended with her taking the healthy facial with an open mouth, resulting in his wad of population pudding gracing her pretty face. Whew!

Scene Two: Veronique Vega, a hot little brunette wearing a frilly thong, caught the eye of Rico Strong as she was shopping for a cell phone, a real store adding to the ambiance of the setting to say the least. He liked her whale tail and they went back to the crib, the gal giving him some additional tease on the pool table before she admired her moose knuckle. That led to her tackling the largest cock of her career, a thick black cock advertised on the front cover as "12 inches" (kind of exaggerated but close), and she did it with flair. The knob slobbing went fine and he then bent her over the pool table to give her a whole new way to look at his size, pounding her pussy as she groaned in delight before moving to the day bed where she held her cheeks apart for ease of entry. They continued until he rubbed out a facial into her open mouth, not as impressive a load as Mark gave Bree but decent enough all the same. Yum!

Scene Three: Carmen Kinsley, a cute blond that looks like Hillary Scott's younger and curvier sister, was up next as she teased the camera with her whale tail on the lawn. I'd have liked to floss with the thong given the built for comfort nature of the lady but she was then stuck working with third tier moper Kurt Lockwood; draining some of the heat right away. The sex was playful though and I'll give him credit that he seemed to like eating her out almost as much as he likes having objects jammed up his ass, the couple moving inside to finish up the scene. She aggressively slobbed his knob and treated him as though he had a better than average sized cock; fueling the fantasy of the people at home with similar equipment wishing they could make it in porn. Her swell oral led to some titty fucking and more cunnilingus, the guy boning her pussy like he owned it as she faked the moans of joy loudly. She did a lot of PTM here between the scenes of vaginal sex, showing she was better on top and could work with someone like Kurt without too much trouble pretending he was okay. The look on her face just before he rubbed out a nut on her face, albeit a small nut, spoke volumes about her desire to have a better partner but it really wasn't a bad scene.

Scene Four: Maya Hills, the exotic hotty shown on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next in her bedroom as friendly neighbor Mark Ashley came over to comment on her whale tail. The crew could be seen in the reflection of the window but Maya's youthful ass poking out of her jeans was really nice too; the jeans coming off to show her cameltoe as well. Mark warmed her up nicely as expected; getting a sultry blowjob in return as she teasingly applied her oral skills to his cock. Mark gave as well as he got and was soon between her legs lapping away too; before he started drilling her hardcore style. The positions showed her to appreciate his pounding efforts with a considerable amount of PTM, her ass cheeks shaking as Mark penetrated the bouncing hotty. He again provided a large protein shake for his partner to enjoy, a little lighter this time but still nicely done.

Scene Five: Micah Moore, the lovably cutie featured on the front cover, was up last by the pool outside in her street clothing that revealed her whale tail to be a sweet one as well. The tease led her inside by the fireplace where she ran into hairy Steve French; the guy enamored with her curves but no build up between them shown. Walking in the room with a full chubby, he got a blowjob from Micah that showed her sultry nature, both teasing each other as she licked his nuts and readied him for the penetration. There was no chemistry between them but she really bounced on his dick like she was on fire, shaking that ass oh so well as she took all he had and was not left wanting for more. To his credit, he gave up a large load too and the scene added some value to the DVD.

Summary: Whale Tail #3 by director Mike Metropolis for Smash Pictures had some rough edges to it but the ladies were all well proportioned and lovely to look at, not to mention well versed in the art of the tease. A few of the performances were top of the line for the performers too so I rated this as Recommended for a general audience, fans of the aforementioned ladies needing this one to complete their respective collections. In short, Whale Tail #3 was a blast from the past brought to the world courtesy of Smash Pictures, the series one I wish had been promoted more back when this one came out as it was a nice tribute to the asses so many of us care to see in action.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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