Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Kelly Wells, Lorena Sanchez, Maya Hills, Sammie Rhodes, Steven St. Croix and T.J. Cummings
Genre: College/Threesome/High Grade Production
Length of Feature: 123 mins
Date of Production: 11/19/07
Special Features: Bonus Scene, Photo Gallery and Trailers
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
"Bree's College Daze" is
an interesting release that plays upon the superstar image of Bree Olsen.
It's a fun aesthetic that plays into the wonders that new films can find with a fresh crop of stars. Plus, you get that dorm room setting that has a certain fetish element attached to it. At least it does for me. Don't look at me like I'm weird.
The A/V Quality is solid as hell, but the special features fall flat. You get the standard photo gallery and trailers. The bonus scene is nice, but it feels out of place with the collegiate film. Still, it helps to elevate the disc.
first scene introduces us to the basic setup. Steven St. Croix has been hired by the dean to spy on Bree Olson's college hi-jinks.
Bree's secretly paying for her college exploits by putting on webcam shows and fucking random dudes. If Steven can expose her, then he'll get a diploma. Otherwise, he'll be some random dumbass flipping burgers.
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High-stakes drama this ain't, but it leads into the first major scene. Bree calls over a random guy to help her with her webcam show. There's some cock suckery followed by some fucking. A little bit of pussy play helps the facial capper end the scene. A nice opening act, but I'm wanting more.
second scene begins with Bree leaving Kelly and Sammie alone to go at it. It's a standard girl/girl scene that allows the two lovely ladies to explore their bodies for the webcam. The toy use isn't sensual, but I didn't mind. No one even tried to jam in the unnecessary cam shots that kill porn flow. It works well and we get to follow every inch of the action. This scene had the control and pacing of an older film and it left me impressed. Not every porno has to be edited like a Michael Bay flick.
Bree meets up with Brandon on what seems to be an alleyway set for a play. Bree could give two fucks about the show, so she's soon chowing down on Brandon's cock. They quickly move to a couch and the oral starts. That lasts all but a minute before Bree is taking Brandon's load in her darling pink snatch. It feels weird to say that Bree Olson has a pretty pussy, but those doggie scenes only served to illustrate the point. Bree Olson has a vagina that was meant to be photographed.
Steven tries to catch Bree in a nearby classroom, but he runs into Lorena. Lorena is quick to suck a duck and Steven learns that catching Bree in the act is going to take some time. She rides the cock, she sucks the cock and she does everything short of spit polishing it. But, when Steven pops on her stomach...she seems ready to squirt. I've never seen a lady take so much delight in getting jizzed on. Truly hot.
Bree lets everyone know that the previous scene helped the site clear enough money to keep her in school. The scene with Maya serves as a tacked-on finale. We get to see some sweet action after the story's resolution. But, nothing seems to work right.
Everything feels last minute and you're left wanting more shots of Bree getting her pussy drilled. If she's the fucking star, how come we're not getting more of her? I could watch four hours of Bree and this turns into Bree Olson and her Amazing Friends? Maybe, I'm getting picky, but I expected more Bree. Still, the girls that were shown were hot as fuck and left me in a caring sort of way.
"Bree's College Daze" is a fun release that plays upon the immense beauty of Bree Olson. The problem is that it feels like more of a boner jam than a superstar spotlight. There's nothing wrong with that since the ladies that participated in this boner jam were hot. It's just that if a girl's name is the headliner on the aforementioned boner jam...I expect a little more. Still, I'd recommend it as a careful purchase.
First, Skinemax. Then, The Internet. Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.