Director: Ernest Greene
Cast: Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Adrianna Nicole, Christian and Evan Stone
Length of Feature: 103 mins
Date of Production: 10/23/07
Special Features: Bonus Sex Scene, Phone Sex Info, Interview, Photo Gallery, Trailers and Behind the Scenes
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
"Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Anal Sex for Men and Women" is
another instructional release from the powerful team of Ernest Greene and Nina Hartley. One thing I could've done without is the weird video glare that appears throughout the entire DVD. It was distracting and only served to take away from the Queen of the Cougars, Nina Hartley. The special features were also pretty generic. It seems like Adam & Eve carbon copies a batch of supplementals and stick them on every DVD they produce for a six month stretch.
first scene introduces us to Nina Hartley and Kylie Ireland, as they introduce us to the love that dare not speak its name. A series of charts, anatomical discussion and dildos brings us into the meat of the material. We're going to learn about slamming ass. Everything's pretty typical and works as a nice introduction to the subject of Anal Sex.
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Then, there's Nina Hartley and Kylie Ireland. What a wonderful pair of ladies to get you comfortable with butt love. I swear to God, Nina Hartley is the Porn Superstar from which all others are made. That's not to shit on Veronica Hart. I still love some Veronica Hart. It's just that Nina Hartley never gave up. You've got to admire the moxy and tits on a gal like that.
second scene begins with Nina anally pleasing Christian. It's a quick demo of male assplay that gives way to Christian getting Nina ready to get filled. Everyone takes turns getting fucked. Hell, what surprised me was when Nina was riding Christian's pole and pushing a dildo into his shitter. I didn't see that coming, but I miss out on a lot of crap.
Christian continues to pound Nina's ass until he pops all over her ass. Hartley's ass is still as wonderful as it was twenty-five years ago. She deserves an award for keeping up the chassis. It's a beautiful thing and one that deserves our respect. So, respect Nina's ass.
Adrianna Nicole and Evan Stone are up next with more of the same. Evan doesn't waste any time, as he gets Adrianna ready to have her butt plugged. Evan seemed kind of rough and went against everything that Nina taught us previously. Notice how she wasn't in the same scene with him. It's kind of funny when you think about it.
Even though, Adrianna did a lot of work to keep her pussy wet, there's no doubt in my mind that she was in pain. Evan Stone tore that asshole up and the sheer intensity of the scene took me out of the story flow. How can you handle something like that? Seriously, people. She's going to be shitting pancakes for a month.
Kylie Ireland and Nina Hartley returns us back to the couch where they sum up everything we learned. Then, it's a fond farewell from two ladies that I want to see fuck in the worst way. Imagine those Ireland tits smacking Hartley in the face. How's about Hartley munching Ireland's box. That's hot, that's so fucking hot.
"Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Anal Sex for Men and Women" is an interesting DVD that will hopefully teach others about the wonders of Anal Sex. While, it might not be for everyone, Nina Hartley knows how to make the subject matter fun. Fun is what sex is all about. That and blowing your load. Everyone should get to blow their load.
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