Cast: Amber, Lexi, Faye Runaway, Mindy, Sativa, Riley and Bree Olson
Length of Feature: 135 mins
Date of Production: 11/15/07
Special Features: Bonus Scene, Behind the Scenes Featurette, Striptease Featurette and Previews
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
"Before They Were Stars Volume 3" is
a fun release that gives you a look at several adult stars before they made it big. The only one I know from the release is Bree Olson. But, she's hot as hell and can make forget about all of the other ladies. The special features are decent, but there's nothing memorable about them. Then, there's the A/V Quality that looks strong, but drops some softer dialogue.
first scene introduces us to Bree Olson. Bree quickly meets up with two guys and it's not long before she's sucking them off. The scene takes forever to get started, but once the homefires are lit, you're in for a fun time. By the time that the guys that start slamming Bree, you see the start of a
porn superstar. The way she handles both men is nothing short of breath-taking.
Then, there are those magnificent breasts. Just take a look at them. What a wonderful lady and what a wonderful scene. You don't care much for what goes on, just as long as Bree Olson is there. It's majestic.
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second scene begins with Lexi and Amber. They are ok, but there's no personality here. When they start it up with the girl/girl action, you're left confused. Sure, they're licking clit and munching box. But, what else is going? Absolutely nothing.
It's a terribly boring scene that takes away from the overall narrative of the DVD. Porn does have a narrative and an underlying theme. It's just that it's hard to find in between scenes of Double Penetrations and Anal Fucking. Two things that weren't in this scene. I haven't been this disappointed in a girl/girl scene in some time.
Faye Runaway is the star of the third scene. I like her look a lot. She's got this goofy face and too much makeup. But, she's honestly and pretty and she can handle a dick like nobody's business. Her scene is pretty typical, but she carries herself like a champ. To quote one of the presenters at this year's AVN Awards, "It's kind of hard to act with a dick up your ass".
Words like that are why I give these girls a break. I wish that I was more familiar with Faye's work. After this movie, I plan on discovering her larger filmography. Hopefully, it'll be worth it.
Riley just kind of happens in the fourth scene. Her tits are decent and she's got a pretty enough face. It's just that she fucks like a dead fish and she's not that exciting. She does the bare minimum and her male performer seems bored with her. I've never seen something so mediocre in porn before. Oh well, let's get to the finale.
Mindy and Sativa wrap up this disc with their entertaining scene.
They team up on each other and they pal around with toys, fingers and more. It's sweet as hell, but it feels kind of blah. That's not to say that it's entertaining to watch Mindy and Sativa fuck around. It's just that it didn't have that big finish.
Mindy and Sativa
are hot and work well as a lesbian power duo. It's just that they really never end a scene. It just seems like the filmmakers run out of film and bam end credits. There really needs to be a sense of proper pacing to these things. Oh well, there's always next time.
"Before They Were Stars Volume 3" is a fun release that is made great by the inclusion of the Bree Olson scene. Everything else just kind of happens and we're left to wonder why couldn't they keep the momentum going. Pink Visual is quickly turning into my favorite Porn Studio and I eagerly look forward to the next volume. Hopefully, they can find someone of Bree Olson's stature to anchor the next movie.
First, Skinemax. Then, The Internet. Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.