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Milf Bone 2


Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/18/08



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Kelly Leigh and Mick Blue  (click for trailer)

MILF Bone 2

Diabolic Digital


Kylie Ireland and Jenner

Genre: Gonzo, MILF

Director: Jack Mayhoff


Darryl Hanah

Cast: Kelly Leigh, Mick Blue, Kylie Ireland, Jenner, Darryl Hanah, Sascha, Trent Soluri, Jack Fountain, Olivia O'Lovely, Michelle Lay

Length: 127:14 minutes


Olivia O'Lovely!

Date of Production: 3/5/2008


Michelle Lay and Jenner

Extra's: The best extra was the 16:12 minutes of striptease footage of the ladies. It wasn't exactly captured as well as it should have been but I can't deny the appeal of the ladies teasing the camera as anything less than worthwhile for their fans (and fans of MILF's in general). The only other extras this time were a photogallery, a cumshot compilation from the scenes, and a cardboard slipcase for the DVD case.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: MILF Bone 2 was presented in the increasingly popular anamorphic widescreen with an aspect ratio of about 1.78:1 as shot by director Jack Mayhoff for Diabolic Digital (using the 1080i setting on the camera). This was another case where the director was not credited on the DVD case, a fact that always puts me on guard about quality issues but whatever the "real" directing name of the shy director might be, the movie was not the worst I've seen come out of the company in recent years (and only his second outing I'm aware of reviewing off the top of my head). The general lighting was pleasing in most cases, though some polishing up would have helped too. The grain, video noise, and other issues were minimal in most of the other scenes with the composition of the camera angles favoring the gals more often than not. The editing and use of close ups were not problematic here and the DVD itself seemed to look pretty good. The bitrate for the video was often in the mid 5 MBPS area or higher, helping to make the show look good on my widescreen TV. The audio was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English monaural using 192 Kbps but the levels varied too much and the ladies did not make the best use of the dirty talk some fans (myself included) seem to appreciate. It was a basic audio track in most ways though with little to enhance the movie or truly detract from it.

Body of Review: Jack Mayhoff is one of the latest directors focusing on older women at Diabolic Digital, his second movie making it my way called MILF Bone 2, the sequel to MILF Bone 1 that I reviewed last year. The movie is a series of five scenes with older, curvier gals that show some mileage on the chassis doesn't mean the ride won't be good. Knowing ahead of time that Kylie Ireland and Olivia O'Lovely were involved in the movie made this one an easy title to take a risk on, new directors rarely showing as much skill as their marketing departments seem to credit them for. The end results were mixed but it was not a bad little MILF flick to rub some loads out to, making me wonder again if Jack had some assistance from Ivan or one of the other competent directors at the company. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:

Scene One: Kelly Leigh, a rich divorced woman with plenty of skank factor, was up first as she made her video trolling for young guys on the bed. Her eventual admission that she just wanted to get fucked (in the ass, deep and hard) seemed the most realistic thing about the scene, studly Mick Blue ending up taking her offer out of nowhere to join her. She looked like she was in her early 50's or so but had the fleshy MILF ass that even a younger guy could live with for the right amount of money, actively sucking him off in such a manner that proved she was hardly a stranger to wrapping her lips around a rod. She continued the MILF dynamic by aggressively impaling herself on his cock, first vaginally and then anally with some taste testing taking place along the way. I got the movie primarily for Kylie and Olivia but found myself almost attracted to Kelly too, perhaps the realization that she fucked better than most of the younger gals I've reviewed in recent weeks (by a wide margin at that). The scene ended when he dropped his load of population pudding into her mouth for swallowing, her post coital sucking cut off too soon but showing a love of cock. Nice!

Scene Two: Kylie Ireland, the cover cutie becoming better known these days for her excellent production skills behind the camera, was up next as she played a grieving widow in need of some youthful cock but settling for Jenner. He expressed his sorrow but she wanted to be fucked so hard that she would forget basic math. They pawed each other like teenagers before he ate her out fairly well for a moper, her blowjob showing all the years of experience she has gained in the industry and in private. This led to a decent bout of boning, her pink pussy quite moist and her riding style active once she was on top of his lap. She diddled her ass a little along the way too. They moved to the pool table before he drilled her anxious asshole, her fleshy ass cheeks rippling in the process but Kylie not teasing him nearly as much during the backdoor action as she did previously. Her steady stream of dirty talk was well done too, the hollow room showing a need for a better audio engineer. They fucked a lot more in various positions before he rubbed out a mouth load for her to savor, most of it falling to the floor before the scene cut away (again too quickly).

Scene Three: Darryl Hanah, a blond that looks a lot better than her namesake in the mainstream world these days, was up next as she took applications from a wider group of men to fuck her. The humor this time was interesting, Darryl having a waiting room since she was so popular with the men. She took Sascha, Trent Soluri, and Jack Fountain, one at a time, the men getting right down to business as they explored her three holes with a need for seed. Darryl has been making quite a name for herself in the MILF market of late, servicing a lot of cock to obtain her solid reputation for her skills in the process. Sascha took her mouth, biscuit, and ass before she inhaled his wad of semen; moving down the line to provide sloppy seconds and thirds in an assembly line fashion. Sascha showed the most chemistry with her and Jack was overwhelmed by comparison, Jack the least well endowed of the trio that tackled the lady. It probably didn't hurt that Sascha also went down on her a bit but it was almost as if Darryl had to coax the other two men along a lot more; proving her superiority to them clearly and distinctively along the way.

Scene Four: Olivia O'Lovely, a thick Latina suggesting she will retire before much longer in the industry, was up next on the bed, professing her love of hard cock to Sascha. Her scenario involved her needing a younger guy to satisfy her since her body builder husband had shriveled up testicles, Sascha not having a similar problem as she tried to drain his manly fluids orally. Olivia looked a big heavier than usual here but I can't fault her since she carried it well enough, the plus size of her booty alone enough to merit some added attention. She sucked him off well enough too, dropping to her knees to please before going to the bed to bend over and let Sascha take over. He drilled her hard and deep too, lacking any finesse as he tapped into her needs. She pounded down on top of him as she rode him as aggressively as she could too, coaxing him to drill her harder as he continued to get some satisfaction from the curvy lass. Her dirty talk was not as plentiful as Kylie's but it still helped make for a good scene, the lack of anal antics a slight let down but she took the facial fairly well (even if she did not swallow any of it).

Scene Five: Michelle Lay, one of the leaner ladies of the movie, was up next as she masturbated on the couch, eschewing the video camera dynamic the other scenes went with in favor of some webcam trolling. This led to moper Jenner coming over to meet her, the pair making out on the couch as they stripped down to their birthday suits. She was the aggressor here, ordering him to do as she saw fit and him doing it quickly. Neither really did a lot of quality oral here, almost as if they didn't care to, but once she was warmed up sufficiently, she did bounce on his cock vaginally in a manner that would have drained me dry in two pumps. There was no anal here either and it ended with a facial pop of minimal proportions, weakening the overall effort substantially (dropping the rating down a full level) but not the very worst I've seen this year in a MILF flick.

Summary: MILF Bone 2 by director Jack Mayhoff for Diabolic Digital was a good show with four of the scenes provided a plethora of pussy and ass to enjoy. The technical matters were pretty decent and the relative lack of extras other than a cool striptease session gave me plenty of reason to rate this one as Recommended for fans of MILFs everywhere. If you are fans of the cast or hate MILFs altogether, your personal rating will vary a lot more in either direction but I had to say that the first four scenes showed that Jack might work out as he improves his skill level behind the camera. In short, MILF Bone 2, like MILF Bone 1 before it, was a solid offering in the "mothers I'd like to fuck" genre so popular these days; meriting a look if you are so inclined to appreciate experience over youth.

 


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