The plot of this 1993 Max Bellochio porno with a plot is pretty loose but it's involves Tonisha Mills and Rocco Siffredi as a pair of vampires who live in an old European castle where they're looked after by their hunchbacked man servant played by Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy as Reinfeld Ronfeld!)? Genius! At any rate, the vampires are found out by some repairmen and they receive a few visitors throughout the run time, all leading up to a big old vampire orgy! Shot on location somewhere in Europe according to the packaging, this movie actually has half way decent production values even if the story almost feels like an accident. Don't except good acting or good storytelling and you'll be okay here, as the movie makes good use of its early nineties cast (don't mind the big hair, fake tits and bad fashions - it's part of the nineties porn phenomena!).
Chapter 1 - Lynn LeMay And Ron Jeremy: Outside the castle, Ron is rummaging around the lawn while a cute blonde thing wanders down the stairs to get water from the well. Ron wastes no time getting her top off and she's only too happy to suck his cock. The scene doesn't finish though as the pair are interrupted by two visitors, some repairmen whose castle wandering soon uncovers a vampires!
Chapter 2 - Tonisha Mills And Jean-Pierre Armand: The first repairman hauls ass out of the castle, the second one is seduced by the vampires who gives him a toothy blowjob in the hallway. She uses her tongue on him a lot and her hands, and once she's done she bites him on the neck and leaves him a blood mess where she found him.
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Chapter 3 - Tonisha Mills, Lois Ayres, Carolyn Monroe, Patricia Kennedy, Jean-Pierre Armand, Yves Ballait, Ron Jeremy And Rocco Siffredi: The three human ladies are prepared by Ron when Tonisha and Rocco come into the chamber. Everyone starts fucking and it's hard to keep track of who is doing who as the camera work gets a little too close a little too often and the scene has a chaotic and rather claustrophobic feel to it. Rocco and Tonisha go at it at one point, celebrating their vampiric love, and Armand, now a vampire thanks to the ending of the last scene, gets in on the action as well.
Chapter 4 - Tonisha Mills, Lynn Lemay, Ron Jeremy, Rocco Siffredi: Tonisha gets this scene off to a nice start by sucking on her friend's tits for a bit. Ron stands in the corner and watches, stroking his schmekel. Soon the ladies are naked and Tonisha is eating Lynn out like she means it and Lynn is starting to get into it too, rubbing her playmate from behind before flipping her around and taking over the oral duties. Ron moves in when Tonisha runs upstairs and he starts fucking Lynn on the table. Tonisha heads upstairs to Rocco's coffin and gets him hard by sucking him awake. Rocco eats her from behind briefly and then she rides him reverse cowgirl style. Rocco takes her from behind and fucks her doggy style before pulling out and rubbing his cock on her mouth and face as he blows his load. When they're finished they head downstairs and interrupt Ron, sending him running before he can finish. Rocco is hard again and so he lets Lynn suck on his cock. He eats her out and fucks her on the table, missionary style then she rides him cowgirl style. Tonisha takes pity on Ron and helps him out with a blowjob before Patricia Kennedy moves in and rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style. Everyone comes and everyone's happy.
Chapter 5 - Everyone Except The Vampires!: Ron gathers up the entire cast and gets them together in the castle dungeon. The vampires wander around outside and inside the fucking begins. The women all harvest semen from the various men who have wandered around aimlessly throughout the film until this point and give it to Ron so he can use it for the vampire's evil bidding. Joey Silvera shows up out of nowhere and Ron lets him in and the film ends.
TO BE CONTINUED???? OH SNAP!
This feature was shot on video and is presented on this DVD fullframe. For a movie that's roughly fifteen years old, Ejacula doesn't look terrible here. The colors are a little faded and there's a lot of heavy aliasing in some scenes and there are minor problems with the contrast but the picture is clean and clear and stable for the most part. It's far from reference quality but for an older shot on video production, it's perfectly watchable.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 sound mix is in English and is pretty standard stuff, no better, no worse. Dialogue comes through clear enough and there I didn't notice any problems as far as synching or levels are concerned. It's hardly an Earth shattering mix in any way, but it serves the film just fine and the cheesy Casio soundtrack sounds alright.
Extras are limited to trailers for six other VCA/Hustler DVD titles, a still gallery of nine hardcore images set to music from the movie, an internet link, phone sex ads, still menus and chapter selection for the feature.
Well, even if the plot is hokey, it's annoying that it isn't resolved here and that it's to be continued. If you can get your hands on both parts (VCA has made them both available at the same time so it shouldn't be too hard) then Ejacula makes for a fun rental. It's probably not a picture you'll go back to time and again as the sex is pretty mediocre but it does have a certain amount of camp appeal and charm.