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H.J.'s Keep It Right There

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/25/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Savannah  (click for trailer)

Keep It Right There

Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice/Nevaquit Productions

Vanity Cruz

Genre: Interracial

Director: HJ

Kiara Marie!

Cast: Savannah, Josh Stone, Vanity Cruz, HJ, Kiara Marie, Sindy Lang, Kara Tai, Taj Malai, Anell
Non-sex role: Envy Mi

Sindy Lang

Length: 160:45 minutes

Date of Production: 1/18/2008

Kara Tai

Extras: The best extra was the 8:24 minute long section of Bonus Footage that amounted to a short but interesting Behind the Scenes look at the show. There was a helpful cast list, some trailers, a photogallery, limited filmographies, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes.

Taj Malai

Condoms: None

Anell (Yum!)

Audio/Video Quality: Keep It Right There was presented in the original 1.33:1 ratio full frame (a few scenes shot in non anamorphic letter boxed widescreen) color as shot by director HJ for release by Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice. I have really liked most of the titles in the series, accepting that they rely more on attitude and appreciation for ass than the technical skills of the directors employed so if you don't expect too much in terms of the way the shows look and you'll be okay. This time, the lighting was a bit more off then usual with the camera angles often too heavily focused on POV action, primarily since HJ was the main man in terms of operating the equipment. The camera always seemed to favor the ladies when they were in tease mode but the action provided too many challenges to HJ's skills in my opinion. There were some compression artifacts and a few moments when the audio seemed to be out of synchronization but it wasn't the worst looking gonzo title I've seen of late. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital enhanced English (at 192 Kbps) with the ladies speaking English, allowing for them to communicate their appreciation for the ass worshiping the director provided them all. The music wasn't much to speak of but the focal point of the visuals always seemed to be kept in mind so I was okay with the overall presentation.

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Body of Review: HJ has been directing for Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice a little in recent times; providing his own vision that shows a love of ass that I can identify with so I try to pick up his releases whenever they come out. His most recent release for the company was Keep It Right There, an interracial love fest where he boned some hot hunnies with superior asses. The back cover said it like this: "English girl Savanah had only done one interracial scene. You can tell she likes the black/white contrast, and she freaky as hell! This was Anell's first interracial scene. I was seeing Envy Mi at the time, so Envy convinced Anell to give me that phat ass! Vanity Cruz is a thick, mixed sister. Damn, man...she sucked my dick like she wanted me to love her! Taj Malai is an Asian/black stripper from San Diego. Turns out her driver was her boyfriend...Damn! Dude was all up in my crib and shit. This white girl Sindy said she likes girls and only fucks dudes for movies, so I thought that she wouldn't suck my dick good. Man, was I wrong! She still sucked dick like a pro. My boy told me Kara Tai is pretty as hell...and has a crazy sexy look about her. Check out how she be fuckin' dawg. She really be getting her freak on! Kiara Marie is one of them Amazon white women that you wanna fuck the shit out of, just to see if she can take it. I saw my chance; I took it!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Savannah, the bountiful British blond plastered all over the front cover, was up first in a scene with Josh Stone; this being her second such scene ever. Her initial tease on the high rise balcony was pretty solid as the frisky lady knows what works and how to use her assets to full effect. One of the things I like about HJ's titles is the amount of unscripted tease he puts in them, a bit rough on the camera work but otherwise a lot of eye candy many of his peers would foolishly edit out. Savannah masturbated a little but was more interested in the visual treats she was providing, moving onto the bed until Josh oiled her up to her delight. Things got messy in this sense but did not dissuade her from going after his cock orally when she was ready to do so. She provided an enthusiastic hummer to the guy, using mouth and hands in unison as she got him up to speed. He then started banging her pussy pretty hard, Savannah catching up to him in terms of active riding in the doggy style where she pushed back to meet his thrusts. Built for comfort over speed, Savannah got even better as the scene progressed, impaling herself soundly on the rod as her flesh rippled and she moaned. There was chemistry and she appeared to be the real deal here, loving all she was doing and that which was done to her before it finished up with his population pudding rubbed out all over her abdomen and titties. Nice!

Scene Two: Vanity Cruz, another thick gal with some appeal to men that appreciate curves, was up next with HJ in a blowjob only scene. I'm not the biggest fan of such scenes to begin with since I like to see it all but she gave him a capable little hummer in POV fashion once she dropped to her knees. Her oral offering was a slow, sultry style deal here, concentrating most of her efforts on the head while her hand jerked off the shaft. HJ was able to keep the camera a lot steadier this time thanks to her assistance with my only regret being how little dirty talk she did and how rarely she looked up at the camera. It was clear that she was no stranger to a cock in her mouth and while she could use some lessons in deepthroating techniques, her mouth is always welcome on my cock. The short scene ended when she playfully finished him off by swallowing his wad.

Scene Three: Kiara Marie, a cute lady built perfectly for a husky sized reviewer like me, was up next and she simply oozed her sexuality during some exceptionally pleasing tease that was less polished and professional than just a gal having fun knowing her effect on men. HJ was the lucky guy this time, and it was clear to me that Kiara was either a stripper or a seasoned escort given the way she kept doing just the right thing without rushing into the next stunt as so many seem willing to do. Rushing from one act or position is a huge problem in porn, showing a desire to finish up quickly instead of savoring the moment, making Kiara all the better to enjoy. They both gave each other some oral, Kiara showing a propensity for quality head, and the active vaginal riding elevated the already heated scene up a few notches too. She had a few blemishes on her ass but they only gave her more of a natural appearance rather than the glamorized porn performer look, her fleshy ass rippling ever so sweetly when he was drilling her from behind. HJ rubbed out a nut on her ass cheeks and I only wished it lasted longer. Whew!

Scene Four: Sindy Lang, an older bleach blond with an appealing body, was up next as she teased to some weird music (maybe it was because it sounded as if it were played at the wrong speed), caressing her curves as she seductively stripped off her clothing. It seemed as though her strip act was turning her on more than a little bit, resulting in her dropping to her knees to slob the knob of HJ in a playful yet messy manner. Sindy was able to deepthroat him and alternate with her hand too, a full service kind of hummer being the best way to describe it. If you hate the build up of heat and the nature of seduction in favor of just getting it over with, this scene will likely piss you off but it was the best blowjob I had seen all week; the inevitable spew coming forth a long time after she polished him with such care that I thought she wanted to move in with him.

Scene Five: Kara "Tina" Tai, a cute Asian gal with a lean body, was up next as she teased with Josh Stone by the pool. I prefer a few pounds on the bones but she was a member of the itty bitty titty club and as nicely proportioned as her ass was, she paled compared to the previous selections in the cast. Once making it to the top of the house, she set to draining his balls dry orally and with some vaginal fucking, the overcast day looking like a storm front was coming in on them. The actual vaginal penetration by the pool was okay and she was moderately active but she became more passive as time went on, the reverse of what her peers seem apt to do these days. John jerked off onto her stomach and that was that.

Scene Six: Taj Malai, a sexy gal wearing a neon green bikini, was up next as she teased inside the cheap apartment. Her girlish face looked Hawaiian and while it did not appeal much to me, HJ gave her an interview until things faded into her blowing her. The blowjob was mechanical and lacked the chemistry some of the other scenes had but I give Taj credit for keeping up the pace. Jerking him off as she sucked him, he dropped a load quickly with her eye contact the only thing that set her apart, the semen following in short order.

Scene Seven: Anell, a curvy brunette that was my primary reason for picking this title up, was up last and to say that she had it going on would be an understatement given her thick figure begging to get busy. I admit that my buddy Michael gets most of her stuff but she is a charmer in person, making me wish she was more active in making movies these days. The tease being too short, she stripped off her clothing in order to do an interracial scene, Anell having stuck with other forms of entertainment until jumping the bones of studly HJ. He looked as if he was jerking off given how much camera movement was taking place. I got the impression that HJ was trying out new help according to the way the couple looked to be out at sea during a storm, Anell's hot mouth saving it for me. She was a devoted cocksucker and it looked like she was rolling her eyes in the back of her head, the very accomplished oral provided leading to a 69 and passive vaginal screwing. I expected more from her but he was clearly pushing her limits as she murmured something or other, the stomach doggy looking painful for her (it's a personal favorite of mine) as HJ pounded away senselessly. Anell took the load into her mouth at the end to help save it a bit, smiling and waving but giving me the impression that something was very wrong.

Summary: Keep It Right There by director HJ for Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice was not his most consistent work to date but some of the performances were off the hook in terms of how a few of the ladies really shined like stars. The fact that HJ concentrated so much on raw energy and enthusiasm instead of polished looks and editing out all the nuances that make him different were enough to merit a rating of Recommended. If you like tease footage, curvy women from all kinds of races, and a guy that loves showing them off, Keep It Right There should be on your short list of gonzo titles to pick up.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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