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Hole's A Hole, A

Studio: French Connection » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 4/1/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Production Dates:  January 2007 to December 2007

Directed By: Doug

The Movie:

Straight dudes needing some cash and some good head get together and go "gay for pay".

Run Time: 2 Hours and 6 Minutes

Condoms: Yes

Brock & David:

Brock (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/hairy body) is in bed watching straight porn and rubbing his crotch when he reaches over and gives his buddy David's (good-looking with short dark hair, beard, toned/hairy body) bulge a few squeezes. Brock hauls David's hard uncut cock out, strokes the shaft working the foreskin back 'n forth, and then chows down giving some tasty head that David loves. Brock yanks his own hard cut dick out and Director Doug (cute with short salt 'n pepper hair) sucks him sliding his mouth up 'n down.

Doug is one randy horndog and begins finger fucking Brock's tight hairy bunghole with some nice close-ups of that pucker. David slides that hard unclipped tool up Brock's chute from behind fucking fast, smooth, 'n hard making his pal loudly moan and fill the room with heavy breathing.  David humps like an Easter bunny on a sugar high from eating too many marshmallow peeps!  Brock shoots a large load on the bed while David cuts loose with jizz on Brock's butt.

Guzzo & Vince:

Guzzo (cute with brown buzz cut, cool facial hair, toned/smooth body) and his pal Vince (cute with spiked brown hair, goatee, toned/hairy body) are in bed watching straight porn and getting horny. Vince is wearing a cool Underdog tee shirt. The dudes soon strip down with Guzzo showing off his trimmed brown pubes, plump balls, and hard clipped cock while Vince reveals his full brown bush and stiff cut tool. The guys get off watching that straight smut leading Vince to cram Guzzo's stiff prick down his gullet sliding his mouth up 'n down while Guzzo jerks Vince's rigid meat.

Vince shows off his tasty tight ultra-hairy touchhole, gooch, and balls. For those who dig hairy dudes like I do, this is a sight to see. Guzzo fucks his buddy in the missionary position slowly sliding his turgid tube steak up that chute and then picking up the speed for some good old-fashioned quick 'n smooth screwin' Guzzo dumps a small load of jizz on his fist and Vince's hairy leg. Vince busts a thick nut on his fist and then tastes his own love offering. The dudes end their session with a kiss.

Jasin & Vince:

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Jasin (cute with dark brown hair, average/lightly hairy body with tattoos) and cute Vince from the previous scene lay in bed leafing through a pussy magazine when Vince takes the lead and begins rubbing Jasin's thigh and basket.  The dudes are soon kissing with plenty of deep tongues leading Jasin to chow down on Vince's hard clipped cock giving an excellent blowjob really pigging out on that meat.

After more deep kissing, Vince takes Jasin's stiff clipped prick into his mouth cramming it up 'n down his insatiable gullet. There is a nice camera shot here of Vince's tight hairy bunghole as Jasin rubs it in hot close-up leading to a nice li'l finger fucking with one digit. Jasin bangs Vince from behind using fast 'n smooth strokes making both dudes breath heavily and fill the room with lusty groans. Vince dumps a load on a white blanket while making wild guttural noises and Jasin shoots his wad on Vince's butt.

Landon & Marcus:

Landon (cute with brown spiked hair, toned/smooth body) has an underwear fetish and is hoping Marcus (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/lightly hairy body with tattoos) will slip into some Superman briefs he's brought to the session.  Marcus first changes into some "regular" blue briefs giving us a nice look at his fat cut cock and then proceeds to pose, strut, and show off from Landon.  Marcus finally switches to wearing the Superman underwear much to Landon's delight which leads to some heavy crotch rubbing. Marcus straddles Landon and fucks his throat with that chubby cock and Landon fucking loves it. He crams that tasty beef down his gullet as the dudes fall into a traditional sixty-nine with Marcus on top.

Marcus is soon chowning down on Landon's stiff cut cock giving excellent head sliding his mouth up 'n down.  Marcus fucks Landon doggy-style starting off very slow to make sure his buddy can take that fat cock. Once Landon gives the okay, Marcus begins fucking fast 'n hard driving his buddy crazy with lust as he slides in 'n out of that tight hole while biting the Superman briefs. This is some very intense fucking for Landon and he totally digs having his hole plowed.  There are some okay penetration shots from above but then the viewer is treated to some very nice shots from below.  To finish up, Landon shoots a load on the white sheets while Marcus busts a thick nut on Landon's bum.

Marcus & Scott:

As the scene opens, Scott (cute with brown buzz cut, beard stubble, toned/hairy body) is already cramming Marcus' (previous scene) big fat clipped dong down his gullet totally going wild on that pork as if his life depends on it with some mouth-watering close-ups. Marcus thumbs Scott's tight hairy hole while licking his plump balls and then chows down on that rigid cut tool working his mouth up 'n down.

Marcus fucks Scott from behind starting off slow to allow his pal to grow accustomed to having such a beer can cock up his bum making Scott hunch back demanding more. He's soon pounding the heck outta that chute fast 'n hard making Scott cry out, "Fuck the cum out of me!" Well, that's exactly what Marcus does. Scott shoots a large load on the bed followed by Marcus fucking him fast 'n furious in the missionary position with hot penetration from behind and then shoots a thick load on Scott's face.

Spence, Bosco, & Landon:

Spence (handsome with short dark hair, muscular/smooth body) is over at Bosco (cute with short brown hairy, toned/smooth body) and Landon's (cute with short brown hair, toned/smooth body) apartment drinking plenty of beer and playing video games. Frankly, Bosco and Landon are so competitive during the game that they come off a little dorky.  Oh well, they are cute and supply plenty of booze including numerous shots. Bosco chows down on Spence's big cut cock giving expert head jacking the shaft, sliding his mouth up 'n down and going hog wild as Landon sucks Bosco's hard clipped pole giving a tasty blowjob. 

The dudes get into all sorts of cock sucking switch ups with Spence blowing Bosco giving some cool head. Bosco fucks Spence's tight shaved bunghole from behind going very slow at first and instructing Spence to hunch back to take control. Once Spence has the hang of it, Bosco pounds him fast 'n hard while Spence sucks Landon's big dick. Landon shoots a large thick load on the bed, Bosco cuts loose with some jizz on Spence's back and bum, and Spence shoots a thick load of love juice on the bed.  Spence needs another strong belt of booze to sooth his bunghole.



"A Hole's A Hole" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full frame. The videography is a mixed bag with some excellent close-ups of the cock sucking and some tasty close-ups of tight bungholes and some finger fucking. Too bad there are hardly any butt sex penetration shots during this very hot sex action. The picture quality is sharp and clean with just a few quick pixel problems from time to time.


The sound is nice 'n clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they joke around, the straight porn blaring on the television, and plenty of hot moans and heavy breathing as the dudes get down.


The disc includes an interactive menu and scene selections.


I love me some Amateur Straight Guy movies and Doug 'n Jay have a sexy group of horny straight and bisexual dudes horned up and ready for action. My only complaint is that there are hardly any descent penetration shots during the butt sex. Other than that, "A Hole's A Hole" is a big turn on with dudes who seem to like each other, give energetic performances that don't disappoint, and seemingly have no problems getting down with another dude for some easy cash. My favorites here are Marcus, Vince, David, Spence, and Scott. I Recommend for fans of hot straight dudes who go "gay for pay".

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