Director: Tyrone Shuz
Cast: Alex Gonz, Ashlynn Brooke, Erik Everhard, Evelyn Lin, Ian Scott, Jordan Ash, Kyra, Shawn and Viki La Vie
Genre: Big Dick/High Grade Production
Length of Feature: 120 mins
Date of Production: 10/25/07, 11/08/07 and 12/20/07
Special Features: Photo Gallery and Bonus Scene
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
"Big Pole Little Hole" is
a DVD that spotlights several young girls getting stretched. Sweet little virginal holes getting split by giant dicks from beyond. You've got to love that imagery and you've got to love this disc. Let's take a look at this bitch.
The A/V Quality is solid as hell, but the special features are a
little shitty. There's not a whole lot going outside of the bonus scene. That chick is hot and all, but where's the meat? Still, the DVD looks and sounds decent which is more than a lot of the other discs out there.
first scene introduces us to Shawn and Ian. Shawna is bound and Ian is working a big toy over her crotch. She can't seem to stand it, but Ian knows exactly what he's doing. Eventually, she starts to apeshit wild and bucks like a sexual dynamo. Shawn is quick with the blowjob, but Ian knows how to get the fucking started.
The sexual breakdown is almost identical for every scene that follows. A male performer slams a large rod into a tiny girl, they scream and moan then cum. The guy may or may not blow his wad. Then, they all end scene. That's pretty flat, but it gets that bit of generic fluff out of the way. Now, onto the rest of the piece.
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Evelyn Lin's wet tits start one of the best scenes on this disc, as Jordan Ash warms that dick up. The fucking is epic, but Evelyn's china doll face is what makes the scene. Those cute little noises coupled with that tiny frame are delightful. What works all together is her general demeanor. A wonderful gal that makes for a memorable scene. But, I've got an Asian fetish. I could be biased.
Ashlynn knows how to pose. She's pretty and has that model charm. It's just that she's awkward in the sexual positioning required for the role. It's a shame, because she's got such a face on her. A lot of porn chicks are losing that important quality. Plus, she looks incredibly young.
That's not to say that I'm one of those guys who can't pop unless a chick looks like she was born in 1990. But, it helps things along. When the money shot arrives, it's rather predictable and doesn't save the scene.
Viki La Vie has that look like the one chick from Growing Pains that ran off to do Playboy. You know the one. She was going to marry Mike Seaver, but left his ass at the Altar. I want to call her Julie, but I'm not sure. The way she pulls off that white Oxford shirt and the silk tie is fucking legendary. That screenshot below could've won me over to the entire DVD.
But, she builds from that opening and lets Mark Ashley nail her rear doggy. It's a scene that seems to stand in its moment in time. The look in her eyes, as she doesn't even seem to be awake yet fully conscious is miraculous. It's been awhile since I've seen a performance like this.
Kyra and Alex play with the bondage scenario, but that quickly ends. There's pussy tickling and some foreplay. But, it all ends when that dick gets loose. After that, it's a fucking free-for-all as everything builds to the quick pop. A disappointing ending that happened much to fast and seemed awkward in pacing. Luckily, there's a bonus scene.
The bonus scene on this release
introduces us to a young Ashlynn. I liked her look better here and it works for the quickie scene. She's young and sweet. Plus, she knows how to work the cock. Ashlynn Brooke goes under my file for the pretty porn girls. Guys like me like you girls and want to see more work from you.
The Valley can take the rubber tits and broken faces for themselves. I just want to see pretty little things with lovely tits. Maybe, a fattie or two. How's about getting Ashylnn to fuck a fattie? BBWs need love too.
"Big Pole Little Hole" is an odd release that targets a certain audience. There's nothing that epic about it, but it works for what it is. That's not to say that it's so average that it only deserves a rental. It's just that you need to know what you like before going in. Plus, it helps if you're an Ashlynn Brooke fan.
First, Skinemax. Then, The Internet. Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.