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Latina Deluxe #3

Studio: Swank » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 4/21/08

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

genre. "Latina" Gonzo
director. ?
cast. Roxy. Petty. Veronica. Klenot. Wiska. Sahara. Ginger.
length. 2hrs
production date. February 4, 2008

the audio & video

Latina Deluxe No.3 was shot on video in a 1.33:1 full-frame ratio and the picture was sharp | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo


Casting [a 28m 35s featurette of the producer? interviewing the girls on the disc] | Behind the Scenes [7m 55s of the ladies primping] | Photo Gallery | Trailers for "Swank XXX Teens #1", "Swank Gent no.1", "Just 18 #1", "Swank XXX #1"Assparade 11" and "Starlet Hardcore"

disc authoring

On the "Chapters" menu, nothing is labeled. The opening credits list the ladies by first name, but not the actors nor the director. The producer gets a credit though.  At the end of the flick, each scene lists the ladies' first names again, but they neglect to credit the fellas or the director. However, the producer is credited again, as is the editor and company responsible for the score. Perhaps "producer" means "director" over at Swank? I will give them props for putting the ladies names on the screen at the beginning of their respective scene. It's a shame they couldn't show the fellas the same courtesy.

the fucking

Roxy - Trying to muster up some enthusiasm.. 

So, you hired TWO chicks for this scene and you only want them to suck a dick?!?!


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I could only get an acceptable screencap of one of the ladies. You're not missing much...

She may look like Klenot, but she's not.





Roxy starts the scene by caressing her body, while her friend watches nearby. He eventually walks over to help her out by dropping her top and sucking on her nips as he fingers her pussy and her ass. She spends some time on her knees, sucking his dick, until he mounts her from behind and fucks both her pussy and her ass. There's ATM before an anal spooning, followed by a 69 and more anal doggystyle (along with gaping). Anal missionary, along with more ATM and gaping, leads to her buddy dropping a weak shot on her ass and pussy.

Roxy didn't have that bad of a body, but I wasn't really feeling this scene, nor did I feel as if she generated any heat.

[ Roxy. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. ATM. | Doggystyle. Spoon. 69. Missionary. | Condoms: No. |]

Veronica introduces her friend to Petty, who's nearby writhing sexily in a gold bikini top and matching hot pants. Ronnie dances with her for a bit, before the trio gets down to business, and the girls find themselves taking turns stuffing his dick in their mouths. This continues until he strokes a slight shot onto their faces. Huh?

What a waste of a scene! There's no penetration and, at roughly 20 minutes of skin, hardly any time to adequately get aroused.

[ Veronica. Petty. | Oral (F). |]

Klenot's friend spends some time watching Klenot writhe around on her bed, until he finally joins her and pulls down her top to give her lovely titties some attention. She undoes his pants and returns the favor by slapping his curved dick between her plump tits and using them to stroke him. He licks her pussy before fucking those titties again, until he spreads her legs for missionary. Next, she saddles up for cowgirl, regular and reverse, followed by an anal spooning and anal reverse cowgirl. There's also some anal doggystyle, along with the briefest of ATM, until he drops a slight shot on her titties.

While NOT a Latina, Klenot is a very attractive lady with a gorgeous set of titties and a willingness to take it in the culo. Always a plus in my book.

[ Klenot. | Oral (F). Vaginal. ATM. | Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon. Missionary. | Condom?: Nope. |]

Sahara and Wiska waste no time getting on their knees and sucking some dick when the scene begins. Heck, they don't even let the fact that they're outside in a garage deter them from stuffing their mouths full of manmeat. Anyways, the penetratin' starts when Saraha takes a reverse cowgirl ride, while Wiska bends over for doggystyle and spreads her legs for missionary on a nearby motorcycle. The girls lick the guys clean, before saddling back up - Wiska takes a reverse cowgirl ride, while Saraha rides cowgirl this time. Wiska then straddles the arm of the couch to let her friend stuff three fingers in her cooch, before he follows it with his dick. As soon as he starts pounding Wiska's ass, Sahara decides she wants it in her pooper too, and turns around to take an anal reverse cowgirl ride, followed by a brief anal spooning. Wiska lets the guys stuff both her holes, until the ladies are rewarded with cum on their faces for their troubles.

Not really feeling this scene either and i'm resenting being forced to review this disc. Oh wait, I think I picked it. Stupid Michael!

[ Sahara. Wiska. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal | Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Spoon. | Condoms: Nope. |]

As we join this scene, Ginger's buddy is already pawing at her titties and rubbing her pussy. He strips her down to give her pussy a quick licking and fingering, before she sucks on his dick. He then fucks her scissors, before stuffing his dick in her mouth. A cowgirl ride is followed by some doggystyle, PTM and a reverse cowgirl ride. There's also some brief missionary, combined with titty fucking, until he drops a shot all over her tits.

Thank God this disc is over. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine being as bored as this scene made me. I mean,

[ Ginger. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Facial. | Missionary. Doggystyle. Cowgirl. | Condom?: Sigh. There sure is. |]
the final word

As long as i've been reviewing XXX DVDs, it still surprises me when I come across a disc that leaves me as thoroughly unimpressed - or unaroused - as Swank's Latina Deluxe No. 3. tI'm tempted to give this the highly lauded Skip It rating, but i'd be remiss if I didn't say that Klenot's scene wasn't too bad and Roxy's scene...nevermind...I changed my mind. This one gets a Skip It. Unless you like your Latinas European...and uninspiring.

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