Jordana James. Alektra Blue. Tory Lane. Lindsay Meadows. Samantha Sin. James
Mr. Pete. Steve Holmes. Talon. Erik Everhard. Pat Myne. Mark Wood.
WITH storyline 2hrs 8min, withOUT storyline 2hrs min
July 28, August 5-7, 17, 2006
the audio & video
Video was shot in a 1.33:1 full-frame ratio and the picture was very sharp and
shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo
Behind the Scenes [11m
29s featurette] | Photo Gallery | Bonus Movie [Smash Pictures tells you to slap
the DVD into your PC and it'll connect to their site and let you watch
"Cheating Houswives" in its entirety. I don't like installing strange
things on my computer (especially porn), but I gave it a try. I wasn't able to
get it to work. ] | Smash Trailers for "Cheating
Housewives #3", "Whale Tale" and "White Wife Black Cock #6" | Website
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Erik starts the action by nibbling on Jordana's ass and
titties, before dropping his pants to let her suck his dick. She bends over a
nearby conference table for doggystyle, before taking a cowgirl ride. Missionary
on the conference table is followed by more doggystyle and reverse cowgirl
(along with PTM in between). There's also some more doggystyle, until Erik drops a
shot right between her Jordana's ass cheeks.
I don't think Jordana did a bad job during this scene, but I wish she spent more time bent over
because her ass looked very sexy in that lingerie.
Alektra is sitting at her desk moaning and groaning. The fella who's responsible
for the "story" comes in ranting and raving about wanting Alektra to get him
something, so Alektra stands up to get it and we see Pat come out from under the desk. Ah ha! So
that's what was going on! Anyways, she sits on the desk to let Pat continues where he
left off and, after he gives her pussy a good licking, she hops off the desk to
kneel down and suck his dick. The penetratin' starts with Alektra bending over for doggystyle, followed by
missionary and anal bow & arrow. Anal reverse cowgirl leads to Alektra stroking
a shot on her tongue.
Meh. While the action wasn't bad, I wasn't feeling Alektra. She did put on a
good show, though.
As Steve and Talon were busy unloading some boxes, Tory
watches them with a lusty eye and wandering hands. Once the fellas notice, it's not too long before they're stripping off her clothes and
she's sucking their dicks. Steve licks her pussy, before she bends over to let
Talon fuck her from behind as she sucks on Steve's dick. Next, Tory saddles up
for anal reverse cowgirl that eventually gets turned into a double penetration.
Anal bow & arrow with Talon is followed by some more double penetration, until
the fellas drop messy shots on her face to end the scene.
Tory's one aggressive chick who works up quite the sweat. That said, there
wasn't too much else about this scene that impressed me.
After bringing Mark a refreshment, Lindsay lets him give
her a back massage. It's not long before he's massaging more than her
back, as he makes his way to her tits and pussy. She
drops her hair, her skirt and her underwear, before dropping to her knees to start
sucking his dick. Lindsay saddles up for cowgirl, regular and reverse, and while
she's riding cowgirl, she teases Mark by only stroking the top of his dick (something
I like to see - and get off on in real life). After some PTM, she bends over to get
fucked doggystyle, followed by missionary, until he unloads a shot on her tongue
and chin to end the scene.
Not bad. As I mentioned in the recap, I love the thing she did when she was
riding cowgirl, and she wisely kept on her "Eva Angelina™" glasses.
This scene would've been better if Lindsay had some more meat on her bones.
After receiving an invitation from Sammy - in the form of
her photocopied pussy - James and Pete meet her in the conference room and start
groping her. She strips off some clothes and kneels down to suck their dicks,
before bending over to let Pete fuck her doggystyle. Bow & arrow with James is
next, followed by more doggystyle and a spooning with Pete. There's some anal
action as Jimmy spoons her ass, while Pete stuffs her mouth. However, she
spreads her legs wider to let Pete turn the anal action with Jim into a double
penetration. After some more doggystyle with Pete, this time in her ass, she
straddles James for cowgirl - that Pete quickly turns into another DP - until the
fellas bust their nuts on her face to end the scene.
Thankfully, this is the final scene on the disc. It wasn't all bad, but most
scenes were like this one for me - uninvolving and uninspired. Sure, I liked
Sammy photocopying her cootch and handing it out like a party favor, but there
wasn't much else.
[ Samantha Sin. James Dean. Mr. Pete. | Oral (F). Vaginal.
Anal. Double Penetration. Facial. | Doggystyle. Bow & Arrow. Spoon. Cowgirl.
| Condom?: Nope. |]
the final word
While this wasn't the worst disc i've seen
in my career, this was one of the most boring. In fact, after selecting play, you're given the
option to play the feature "with story line" or "wall to wall sex".
Since I always
pick "wall to wall sex", during the second viewing (yes, I viewed it
more than once) I decided to check it out with the story. All that is added is
eight minutes of some dude flailing his arms about shouting like a madman.
And people wonder why I like my smut withOUT story, thank you very much.
Still, this flick had problems long before I made that discovery. I'm going to
recommend you Rent It, but if you hate it - don't blame me.