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Darko's Throat Fucks

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/15/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Dakoda Brookes in the bonus BJ scene.  (click for trailer)

Darkko's Throat Fucks

Adrianna Nicole

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

Annette Schwarz!

Genre: Blowjobs


Director: Jonni Darkko

Ava Devine!

Cast: Adrianna Nicole, Jonni Darkko, Annette Schwarz, Arcadia, Ava Devine, Bobbi Eden, Winston Burbank, Charley Chase, Gianna, Jada Fire, Jayna Oso, Lana Croft, McKenzee Miles, Maya Hills, Nadia Styles, Tia Tanaka, Velvet Rose, Dakoda Brookes (bonus only)

Bobbi Eden!

Length: 177:06 minutes

Charley Chase

Date of Production: 11/30/2007


Extras: The best extra will be the bonus blowjob scene by Dakoda Brookes that lasted only 7:17 minutes but showed her to be a first rate knob slobber. She licked balls and otherwise serviced Jonni until he rubbed out a load of population pudding on her face; glazing her eye among other things. There was also a partial cast list (leaving presumably Jonni's name off the male side of the credits in most scenes), some limited filmographies, a few websites, and trailers to E For Eva and Angels of Debauchery 7.

Jada Fire

Condoms: None

Jayna Oso

Audio/Video Quality: Darkko's Throat Fucks was presented in a letterboxed widescreen 1.78:1 ratio color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. The bitrate hovered on the middle end of the scale much of the time, typically in the mid 3 Mbps range though jumping around a fair bit too; going higher as often as not. The lighting was often flat and solid, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to the technical aspect. The fleshtones were perfect with the crisp look of clarity I like when Jonni is spot on with his work. The composition was almost always favorable to the ladies and the editing seemed to enhance the look of the show more than a little bit, thanks to the extensive efforts of Eddie Powell who also made the cool DVD menus stand out with his skilful touch (my only complaint being the inability to skip to a specific point in the movie with the way it was mastered). In general, this was another very visually appealing piece of work though thanks to the efforts of the production staff as well as the cast. The audio was provided in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at a 192 Kbps) was thumping but truncated at the right moment after the tease to allow the vocals to get the spotlight during the scenes.

Lana Croft

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Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is one of the director's whose work is distributed by Evil Angel (and has been for a long time). Unlike some of his peers at the company, his works have a tendency to show that he really likes women, rarely devolving into the kinds of circus act sex others find appealing but certainly showing a willingness to push the limits of those that enjoy doing so. His latest release for the company is Darkko's Throat Fucks, a series of sixteen blowjobs that are often focused on his own cock in POV fashion (though other camera angles were also used; a wealth of ladies slobbing knob as though their throats were on fire and in need of copious amounts of ejaculate to sooth them. The nearly three hour movie had a wide variety of hummers though and while some were decidedly short, others carried on for quite some time, longer than most men would have been able to hold out. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

McKenzee Miles

Scene One: Adrianna Nicole, a pale blond with an impressive tease act, was up first as she demanded the cock of Jonni Darkko; wanting it all the way down her throat. She licked his balls a bunch and spent considerable time on herself, streamers flying all about as she took him balls deep inside her oral cavity; the nut glaze messing up her make up.

Maya Hills

Scene Two: Annette Schwarz, a blond with pretty eyes and a long, lean body, was up next and her dirty talk was even better before she worked on Jonni Darkko. It was a shorter hummer but she made a lot of noises as she inhaled his meaty member, his light load punctuating the scene on her face.

Nadia Styles

Scene Three: Arcadia, an Asian with a lot of make up, wasted little time slobbing the knob of Jonni Darkko, since she spoke and the cock arrived for her to work on. She took a slower approach to the blowjob action, making a lot of noise but treating Jonni to the best she had. She wasn't as enthusiastic and he had issues staying hard but it wasn't a bad BJ and ended with a bigger facial than the last scene.

Tia Tanaka

Scene Four: Ava Devine, a gal with an ample sample and big DSL's, was up next in her red bra & panties set, extolling her love of cock before sucking on the meat pipe of Jonni Darkko. While she had too much make up on her face, she looked pretty good here (better than usual) as she asked to be made a bitch. She gave some no-hands head and jerked him off at other times, Ava proving to be a practical virtuoso of cock. The ball handling and shaft work were exceptional, Ava going all the way down on him with ease as she salivated heavily. It was a huge load and he had her face the camera (whispering it to her) but it really stood out in terms of passion.

Velvet Rose!

Scene Five: Bobbi Eden, a beautiful blond with a lean body, was up next as she silently rubbed herself in the bedroom setting; eyeing the camera as though she were driven by a need for seed. Her partner was a moper named Winston Burbank, the man far more average than Jonni in terms of penis size, but she showed him a lot of solid loving as she jerked and sucked him off. There was some ball licking and whispered comments before the fake looking ejaculate coated her mouth and chest; Bobbi again looking as great as ever.

Scene Six: Charley Chase, a cute "stripper next door" brunette with a fine body, was up next as she stripped off her neon pink attire to prepare for the dick sucking of Winston Burbank. Charley was a lady of few words by comparison to most ladies in the suck flick, adding in a comment here and there but driving the scene with her oral skills for the most part. Her sultry mannerisms added to the effect and she kept eye contact with the camera most of the time before jerking him off to a large, fake looking, semen spray.

Scene Seven: Gianna, the curvy babe on the front cover and fan favorite, was up next with pale Jonni Darkko after she teased in the shower. There was little time for build up or tease here as it appeared to be an add-on scene shot in conjunction with one shot for another project. Still, Gianna is a heated young lady that can really deliver the goods in any type of scene she is in, making this a decided high point of the show. For an aggressive blowjob with lots of saliva, sweat, and tears, you simply cannot go wrong with this one (the editing was a bit choppy at times, presumably to excise some of the rougher comments or camera work, but the end result still showed Gianna at the top of her game; most of the light load swallowed).

Scene Eight: Jada Fire, a curvy black lady with a love of providing dirty talk, was up next in her skull pattern bikini, offering Winston Burbank a sultry hummer. She took her time before letting loose and even gave him a titty fuck (that elicited his commentary) but the large load looked almost real this time.

Scene Nine: Jayna Oso, buried in heavy make up, was up next working the rod of Jonni Darkko after warming up on a fake dick. Jayna was big on using her tongue but she gave all the usual tricks here too with the dick going all the way down her throat. I've found her to be quite appealing in the past so I was surprised that something about her seemed "off" and did not impress me as her usual self. The hummer was therefore merely adequate.

Scene Ten: Lana Croft, another Asian flavored performer, was up next wearing a little baby doll outfit, the gal putting on a show about how much she wanted cock from Jonni Darkko. The edit led to him sprawled out on the bed, Lana jumping on his rod to suck the daylights out of him. While her looks did nothing for me, she gave a lot of energy into her mechanical performance so I couldn't help but find it a strokable scene.

Scene Eleven: McKenzee Miles, a tiny blond with ice blue eyes, was up next as she described what she wanted to do to a big cock. The tease was minimal though, weakening the action for me, even if Jonni Darkko didn't seem to care a whole lot; McKenzee's lips having clearly seen a lot of strange penis in recent years. Rather than apply any special or personalized techniques, McKenzee went straight to sucking him off, using just her mouth in most cases; Jonni rubbing out the resulting facial at the end of the scene.

Scene Twelve: Maya Hills, an exotic suck slut that has been in porn for years now, had newly lightened hair and a pink bikini that barely covered her all natural body when she went to masturbating for the camera. That lasted about a minute before Jonni Darkko shoved his cock inside of her mouth, losing any erotic appeal in favor of a straightforward oral scene. Maya has never been the most skilled oralist in porn but she certainly gave Jonni a run for his money, deepthroating him with ease before taking the facial.

Scene Thirteen: Nadia Styles, a tattooed love monkey with a cute face, got to beg "fuck my throat, please?" before Jonni Darkko fed her his cock. The rest of the scene showed her pushing her limits to take him as fast and hard as she possibly could, slobber going all over the place (even on the camera lens) as she tried to get him off extra quickly. She had the distinction of swallowing a first load and working on another, playfully laughing at Jonni's love of her mouth but never getting him to continue.

Scene Fourteen: Tia Tanaka, the cutest Asian of the movie, was up next as she sucked off Jonni Darkko. She had a large hickey on her neck and served mostly as a cock socket for him to fuck; the gal spending ample time on the shaft with less ball action than most of her peers. It was messy and she showed a lot of potential, never quite living up to it before the facial was dropped on her.

Scene Fifteen: Velvet Rose, another exotic looking lady, was up last with cornrow hair and nipple piercings in the living room upstairs. She talked about what she liked to do to big pricks, the vocals alone better than some of the other scenes with Jonni Darkko were that day. She knelt before him and praised his fat cock while she teased him in POV fashion. The lady was a bit less passionate when it came to doing the deed but she seemed to enjoy herself thoroughly, fogging up the camera as she breathed heavily on the lens.

Summary: Darkko's Throat Fucks by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel sure offered up a lot of diverse suck for the buck and replay value. I'll admit that I'm not the biggest blowjob genre enthusiast out there but the ladies that were really applying themselves, like Gianna, Ava Devine, and a few more, really made their scenes special so I rated this one as Recommended. In short, Darkko's Throat Fucks should satisfy fans of oral only sex to the point that they will hold the director in high regard for a long time, the mixture of POV and more traditional styles of photography making it a cut above the generic pack.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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