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My First Sex Teacher Vol. 13

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 4/24/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Cast: Brenda James, Carmella Bing, Emma Starr, Joclyn Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alan Stafford, Derrick Pierce and Phat Zane
Genre: MILF/authority figure/High Grade Production
Length of Feature: 112 mins
Condoms: No
Date of Production: 02/28/08
Special Features: Behind the Scenes and Photo Gallery


"My First Sex Teacher Vol. 13" is another wonderful release that shows off MILFY titty goodness. The A/V quality is peak quality and makes me long for the eventual HD releases. The DVD is kind of hard to navigate, but once you get a hang of it...it's really nothing. What you came here for was boobies. So, let's step to it.



The first scene begins with Brenda James. She talks to a student about GPAs and the class. Then, they say fuck the plot and they start to engage in oral. That leads to more playing and some sweet fucking.

You get the cowgirl, you get the reverse and you get sweet fucking close-ups. I hate breaking this shit down into a play by play for some of you Asperger riddled spank monkeys, so I'm going to change this shit up. Woman looks nice. She's got Blair in the third season of "Facts of Life" sized tits. She takes a cock spurt like a champ.


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The second scene begins with Carmella and Alan going at it. Alan Stafford is a near that just wants to play at the Band Camp. Carmella is a hot chick that wants to teach and fuck. Five minutes later, Alan is licking some sweet asshole. It was nice to see the Teacher in charge for once, as the others play passive pretty well.

Alan is one of the few male leads this year to really stand out. He acts for a change and develops a character that controls the scene. Well, controls the focus of the scene by playing into the minor nature of it. That and he knows how to shove pink steel into a hot snatch box.



Emma Starr is up next with Phat Zane. Emma is how I come to know about this franchise. It's my understanding that she's been out of the business for a few years. I couldn't tell, as she looks exactly the same. She fucks like a champ and lets that pussy purr.

The guy was kind of ridiculous and didn't do much. But, it was nice to see one of my favorite faces of porn covered in hot sticky cum. Then, there are those tits. She doesn't ever let them flow totally free, but she doesn't constrain them. They just kind of exist.



Joclyn Stone is back with Adam. Alan doesn't want to hear some bullshit about voting. He's ready for the pussy primary. He's got a hard superdelegate awaiting her ballot box. Hillary Obama McCain fucksauce.

I don't know what that last sentence was, I think I had a mini-stroke. I'm better now and I'm ready to break the scene down for you. Cock suckery, unshaved pussy, tattooed side of ass, hot fuck and a blast to the lower face. It's the stuff that election eve dreams are made of.


Yeah, I know that I ended that last sentence on a preposition. The Grammar Nazi can go fuck himself. Just like Derrick is going to do to Kylie Ireland in this last sentence. Kylie's got a warm look that makes her look like ex-teenybopper Tiffany. But, she's kind of frumpy. It's a good frumpy.

She offers that illusion of attainability that could make some of the goofballs that watch this shit believe they have a chance with her. I didn't think that while watching her chug cock. Those luscious lips and hips working together. The monster fuck of just exploding goodness. So, hot. So very hot. It's a finale to be worshipped.




"My First Sex Teacher Vol. 13" is a fun film that works as a compilation of the hottest older ladies working in the biz. They flow together well and there's no sense of drag. I've watched other films in the similar genre were the lack of uniformity killed their flow. Luckily, that doesn't exist here. The only downside is the rather crappy extras. A photo gallery and behind the scenes featurette isn't that special.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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