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Registered Nurse

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/23/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Trinity Post's ass in panties! (click for trailer)

Registered Nurse

Smash Pictures

Annette Schwarz and Rick

Genre: Vignette

Director: Zak Wylde

Gwen Diamond

Cast: Trinity Post, Chris Charming, Annette Schwarz, Jenner, Rick Masters, Gwen Diamond, Lee Stone, Isabella Pacino, James Deen, Marie Luv, Mark Davis

Length: 145:42 minutes (full version); 124:53 (wall to wall sex version)

Isabella Pacino (with a dick in her ass)

Dates of Production: 3/13/2007, 3/16/2007

Extras: The only decent extra was the 12:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. Most of it was just the ladies in make up getting ready for their scenes but it still had some amusing bits worth checking out if you're a fan of the cast. There was a photogallery, some trailers, and website information; the cover being truly double sided and possessing a slip case as well.

Marie Luv and Mark

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Registered Nurse was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Zak Wylde for Smash Pictures; offered in the standard MPEG-2 codec that standard definition titles come in (though it was advertising "shot in HD" on the cover). The various vignettes all had their own quirks to them but for the most part, the levels of grain were consistent (on the high side) and the flesh tomes were accurate. I believe the director has limited exposure to shooting in high definition and it shows but he maintains the potential to overcome this limitation with experience, the composition of most camera angles presented pretty well, perhaps thanks in small part to the editing that helped enhance it somewhat. There were few compression artifacts or moments with aliasing, the video bitrate tending to stay in the mid 5 Mbps range when I paid any attention to it (but it was all over the place, going higher as often as not). The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the industry standard 192 Kbps bitrate, never really sounding like any effort went into the aural portion of the show but hardly finding itself unique in that sense given the lack of attention this area gets from even the biggest companies.

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Body of Review: Zak Wylde has been a production assistant turned director for some time now, having worked at Elegant Angel, Smash Pictures, and more recently for Combat Zone in this day & age of cutbacks. I've strived to find exactly what he offers that most of his peers do not provide and every time I see him developing into his own, he either switches companies or falls off the map so I picked up an older screener called Registered Nurse based as much on seeing his progress before he moved on as for the cast of ladies in stripper nurse outfits plying their trade. Smash was decent enough to include pictures of the ladies on the cover (always appreciated) so even a generic director faced with the ability to shoot footage of these women should have been able to get some good stuff. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Trinity Post, the redhead in the sole black outfit on the front cover, was up first as she prepared to tend to the needs of sickly Chris Charming; at least once her tease montage was over. She was all over him and feeling frisky, rubbing her body against his as she jerked him off. They orally satisfied one another and she proved to be an aggressive sexual partner, using dirty talk whenever her mouth wasn't full of cock. Her lingerie was slutty and throat hot, providing the best of both worlds as she wrapped her lips around his shaft to get him excited. For his part, he ate her out as though dining at a fine restaurant, leading to her impaling herself on his dick while fingering her own ass. She was extremely active at riding the rod too, moving into anal after properly warmed up (though it did manage to slow her down a whole lot). Fans of gapes will appreciate her hang time and Chris' lack of rhythm aside, his wand was large enough to really stretch her out to the max. Trinity always seemed in charge of the action too, demanding he unleash his load of population pudding on her face (and once asking for it in her ass); Chris rubbing out the load all over her glasses and face where she gave some post coital head. Yum!

Scene Two: Annette Schwarz, the curvy cutie seen on the far left side of the cover, was up next as she did missionary work for hobos Jenner and Rick Masters in an alleyway. Since this scene was shot, Annette has become much better known as an anal queen and the sexually depraved fraulein started in on them as soon as her tease montage (to loud, lame, music) was over. The guys were funny in how well they fit their roles, Annette's personal 12 step program the kind that would get me to change my behaviors pretty quickly too. She undid her top before sucking off Rick, alternating with Jenner as she used hand & mouth to get them hard. That led to them screwing her pussy and ass, leading to the inevitable DP footage where she proved more than the mopes could handle as she pushed back on their modest rods. With taste testing and a number of positions used, she was equally at home as a suck slut and as a bone babe, making this another scene well worth checking out repeatedly for stroke material. The scene finished when she tore into Rick's cock with a hand assisted hummer for the initial facial, Jenner rubbing out the final load to coat her face some more. The scene lacked in chemistry but made up for it in terms of passion on Annette's part, her need for seed overwhelming the men that day. Whew!

Scene Three: Gwen Diamond, the redhead in the middle of the pack on the front cover, was up next and her best tease footage was in B&W but the combination of medical office and dungeon struck me as strange when she walked up on the massive Lee Stone. He was chained to an X-frame and she started in by rubbing him through his pants, moving him to the examination table where she engulfed his dick in her willing mouth. The sloppy head she provided him escalated the heat value of the scene and he skipped reciprocating before drilling her doggy style. They then went through a variety of other positions, Lee seeming to be a bit light on how hard he was that day. Gwen screamed out in pain as often as not though so fans of a moderately active gal taking a bigger dick than she can readily handle might appreciate it more than a little bit, the resulting wad of semen going to her face.

Scene Four: Isabella Pacino, the tiny redhead seen on the far right hand side of the cover, was up next as she followed the generic formula in her stripper nurse outfit (in what looked like Kylie Ireland's dungeon). She was quite fetching to look at and approached the caged James Deen with the intent of draining the poison right out of his penis, following his requests as she blew the guy suspended in mid air by the cage he was trapped inside of. She let him screw her through the bars and sucked him clean some more, leading to him being released on furlough to do an even better job with her. She bounced on his cock with some enthusiasm and chemistry, crying out in pleasure just enough to make it believable but not so much to make it seem like a fake porn scene. She was only actively riding him when she was on top though so the scene was a bit weaker than it should have been, Isabella moving into an even more passive anal to try and make up for it. This was another case where she did better when on top of him, her asshole stretching to accommodate his average rod until he rubbed out his sperm on her ass crack.

Scene Five: Marie Luv, the light skinned black gal seen on the front cover (second from the right), was up last with aging lothario Mark Davis to help him with his examination in the medical office. She had already done her montage and he claimed to have a fever, apparently a case of jungle fever that both of them shared. She tongued his ear and rubbed the growing bulge in his pants, Mark snacking on her ass crack and fingering her biscuit before she assumed the orally dominant role to blow him. Marie dropped to her knees to actively work his meat pipe, deepthroating him enough so that she could lick his balls with his shaft all the way into her mouth; the pair moving to the penetrative sex before he lost his load prematurely. The vaginal led to anal sex, Marie able to actively ride in both ways, perhaps not as enthusiastically as I prefer but certainly showing the kind of skill I admire in any athletic pairing of sexual partners. The pop shot went largely to her chest and they joked about her first day being an unqualified success.

Summary: Registered Nurse by director Zak Wylde for Smash Pictures might not have shown a whole lot of directing excellence but the cast showed a lot of active screwing and the kind of enthusiasm that is always appreciated in a fuck flick. The semi-fetish nature of the movie focused on a nurse theme, reminding me of many Jim Holliday movies from the good old days, and the technical values assisted in earning the movie a rating of Recommended. In short, Registered Nurse will be a good choice for you if you like the ladies in the cast or enjoy the idea of the nurse theme but it was a cute above many similar releases so I'm glad I got a chance to check it out.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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