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Wild Bananas On Butt Row

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 4/25/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Classic Anal
Director: Joey Silvera
Length: Two hours 13 minutes not including extras
Cast: Tamera, Shelia Stanton, Ursula Moore, Yumi Lai, Holli Woods, Alyssa Love, Summer Love, Shay Sweet & Katie Gold

Released originally in 1997 on VHS, and later on DVD ten years later, "Wild Banana's on Butt Row", directed by Evil Angel Fixture Joey Silvera shows some just how long Evil Angel has been producing hard core porno.  This DVD, is broken up over six scenes with a stunning nine women to participate with the wild banana's of Butt row.  Stay tuned and we can turn a little nostalgic as we go through hard core porn of over 10 years ago.  

Scene 1: Tamera 
The first girl to get all freak nasty is Tamera.  She's a little older model who looks like she's spent equal time in a gym and in a strip club performing.  Her tits are ridiculously fake and look like they are pumped up to about 10 pounds more than the recommended P.S.I.  The good news is that this super slut has a nice body and a pussy and ass ready begging to get fucked.  In this scene, Tamera has two dicks to play with and goes to down squatting down and sucking on them both.  Tameara and that pretty body use all of her skill to work the dicks with her pussy and mouth.  She soon finds out that they guys want a solid piece of her ass as well and take turns turning her brown eye red.  The highlight of this scene has Tamera lying on her stomach, her ass getting reamed form behind.  Hot and a very underutilized position.  The two guys ensure Tamera's ass will never be the same before dropping their loads on her face.  

Scene 2: Shelia Stanton & Ursula Moore

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The second scene is one of the more bizarre scenes that I've had the opportunity to view in my three years of porn review.  Shot outside, and dildos every where, dunce caps and pure hardcore anal action is the name of this game.  Two girls and two guys in this scene, complete with plenty of lube and even some strap ons. (Which are not used on the guys but may point towards Joey's more recent work).   One girl is a super tall brunette, the other a fake red-head.  The two guys (one black, one while) take turns fucking each of the girls, bending them over the trash in the alley.  The two girls stand back and start anal fingering themselves to prep those assholes for the onslaught.  This scene, shot outside, has it's challenges as far as lighting, but the ass-reaming, ass to mouth fun and facials make it one that's fun to watch.

Scene 3: Yumi Lai
Yumi Lai was a newcomer to the porno scene in 1997.  In this scene, the short haired Asian girl is paired with TT boy.  She's a cute little girl, who despite the inexperience sure knows her way around a cock, giving TT boy a very solid albeit very short blowjob.  He bends that sweet ass over and plug her from behind right off the bat, with Yumi moaning her approval with every one of his deep hitting strokes.  Yumi gladly takes pussy to mouth and even rides some dick cowgirl style.  Nice showing for a newbie that concludes with Yumi taking a pop shot on her face.

Scene 4: Holli Woods & Alyssa Love
A pair of brunettes wearing nothing but high heels, bent over, asses in the air, bodies parallel on one another share a nice little kiss.  Both girls have the nice big bangs that one classifies with the 1990s.  Two guys jump in the mix and immediately take out their cocks for a solid sucking.  The girls are bent over a table and fucked from behind in unison, the two girls sharing light kisses when the thrusting subsides briefly.  The girls take it up the ass at the same time as well, one using a vibrator on her clit to lube herself, the other just plain bending over and spreading her cheeks for the sodomy.  These super sluts even send some time rimming their men in between taking it in the ass.  The scene ends with both girls getting came on their faces and a cum swap.  Hot scene in the late 90s, just as hot today.
Scene 5: Summer Love
Summer Love is the next girl to get wild with the guys from banana row.  She's a very attractive brunette, with a great body and a nice bubble butt.  She crawls over to her man wearing only high heels to suck the dick of her suitor.  Come to find out the real man meat, Peter North, is the real dick in the scene who shows up later. After an apology session, Summer makes forgives him with a stellar blowjob outside on the back deck including some nice nut licking.  Summer has a little extra meat on her, which makes her that much more appealing, with her nice rump.  Both guys end up taking turns sticking their cocks in her pussy.  She slides the first guy in her asshole with plenty of lube and moans when it spreads her butthole.  The first guy pulls out of her ass and cums on her stomach.  Now she's prepped for Peter North.  She rides his big ole dick reverse anal cow-girl and spoon before taking a legendary Peter North milk bath that covers her face.


Scene 6: Shay Sweet & Katie Gold
The final scene has two blondes sunbathing, wearing wings and halos of angels.  Don't be fooled, these girls are no angels.  The good news is that these girls are no angels.  Both girls are thin with small natural breasts and perfectly bald pussies.  The two go down on their one very lucky fuck partner, taking turns deep throating his dick.  The two girls lay down on the couch, spread eagle while the guy takes turns ramming himself home.  The scene picks up slightly when they lube up Katie Gold's butt and she gets sodomized briefly before the two share a facial.  Not the greatest scene on the DVD.

The Special Features are all new for the 2007 release of this DVD.  The usual photogallery and directions to websites (www.evilangel.com & www.joeysilvera.com) exist, plus some additional bonus items such as a very helpful cast list and filmographies, so you can track down some of other work of the female participants of this DVD.  The true value added portions included a nice recap of all the cum shots from all six hard packed scenes and trailers from current Joey Silvera release such as "Storm Squirters 2", "Service Animals 24" & "Big Black Cock Addiction 3"  Not a bad collection of extras considering what the Evil Empire had to work with considering the original format.

Where Hard Meets Soft:
Although, you must admit, seeing that Joey Silvera & Evil Angel have been producing high quality porno for quite some time, the repacking of old VHS into DVDs seems a touch like George Lucas re-releasing various forms of Star Wars every few years.  This is a very enjoyable over two hour DVD, especially for those guys who remember the 1990s very fondly.  Since this is re-released, my personal rule is that it can't get a better rating than "Rent It".  Very good porn from Evil Angel and Director Joey Silvera.


Colonel Mustard

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