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Fucking Beautiful #8


Studio: Digital Sin » Review by JJ Stalker » Review Date: 5/4/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Intro: "Fucking Beautiful #8" is a three hour, six scene, condomless Euro whore fuck fest directed by Dillon.

Well, I don't think it's exactly a state secret that I like European girls and European porn, and this vid, which comes straight out and says it's all about super hot Euro chicks, seemed like an obvious winner. Unfortunately, I was disappointed. First off, while there are some hot girls in this video, I have pretty high expectations for European girls, and this video really didn't live up to them. I did some checking back in the history of this line, and was kinda baffled. While this is no less than the third time they've shot Lucy Lee, I have to ask where are the girls like Eve Angel, Nikki Belluci, Jessica Florentino, Andy Brown or any of the other seemingly countless European porn girls that are hot enough to turn sand to glass?

Well, not here, that's for sure. And for a line who's entire emphasis is on hotness, that just seems unfathomable to me.

But that's not my only beef with this vid. For the most part, the sex doesn't seem even remotely real. While there's definitely a lot of energy, it mostly just felt mechanical, rather than passionate. And, after all, mechanical sex is what wives are for, not porn.

In addition, there's not even so much as a whiff of anal in this movie, which is also odd for Euro porn, but would be totally cool if it weren't for the other defects.

The DVD navigation is pretty simple. I was able to quickly get to the main menu, and it's pretty sparse. Our choices are Play Movie, Star Index, and DVD Extras. So, let's get started.

Hitting Play Movie gives us a nice intro with some good tease shots of the girls and the sex before we get to the first scene.

Scene 1: Jessica Sanchez and Cage

Ok, Jessica really is hot. She's a fair skinned brunette with a sweet body. There's a brief interview at the beginning of each of these scenes, and in this one, we find out that Jessica is a twenty year old Czech girl who squirts. But we also find out about one of the other persistent issues with this movie: the audio during the interviews is terrible. I couldn't hear a word that was being said without cranking my volume way up, and then being blown away as soon as the interview was over.

Next we get a tease of Jessica crawling around on the bed where this entire scene is shot, looking hot, and playing with herself until her squirt is running down the crack of her ass all set to some energetic music. And I'll just come right out and say it: she is the hottest girl in this video so they picked a good one to lead with. I desperately hope to get to see more of this one in the future!

Cage comes into the frame naked with a boner which he promptly sticks in her face. We get some spitting, deep throating, moderate face fucking, and that's about it. It goes on for a while but did surprisingly little for me.

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Jessica spends the entire scene in black fishnets and a red and black patent bustier. The stockings I liked. The bustier I didn't. When in doubt, less wardrobe, more woman...

The sex is energetic with lots of pounding, spitting, slapping, etc., but it just felt completely fake to me. Cage goes for Jessica's feet a couple of times, but even this really didn't do it for me, even with the red toenails. Honestly, I'd have liked this scene, and indeed the whole movie, better if the performers had taken their time a bit more rather than trying to pound each other into submission.

We get to see Jessca worked in missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy (where she squirts for us again), and cowgirl before Cage dumps on her face.

In spite of its flaws, this is pretty good scene if for no other reason than because Jessica is so hot, and looks great in some of these positions. The lighting and shooting are both good, but the sex is uninspiring.

Scene 2: Giovanna and Dillon

Well, this scene starts off so much like the first one, I thought I'd just point out the differences first. Number one, it's on a couch instead of a bed, and number two, Giovanna isn't as hot as Jessica.

But again, we have an interview that can only be heard with the volume way up where we find out that Giovanna is a twenty year old, brunette Czech girl who can squirt. And again this is followed by a tease set to music. Sound familiar?

Giovanna has a beautiful set of knockers by any measure, and a pretty pink pussy as well. She is also wearing a bustier throughout her scene.

Dillon comes into the frame and works her with his fingers until she squirts. She gives him a pretty decent blowjob, but nothing to write home about. Then the fuckin' starts.

Giovanna takes it reverse cowgirl, doggy (my favorite positions in the scene thanks to her big, beautiful bubble butt) , missionary, and spoon before Dillon gives her a milk moustache.

The sex in this scene is a step up from the first scene, and Giovanna grew on me as it progressed.

This is a pretty good scene.

Scene 3: Lucy Lee and Denis Marti

The scene starts out with Lucy on a couch. She tells us that she is 20 and from Prague and she squirts. And yes, she is a brunette. Ok, so that's the third time we've heard this, and I'm positive Lucy is older than 20.

Anyway, we get a tease set to some tehcnoish music that I actually quite liked. Lucy is cute and leggy as always, and sports some nice white nylons throughout this scene. She plays with herself until she pees, then Denis shows up and she starts sucking. She blows him nicely, but again the energy in this scene feels artificial.

We get to see Lucy drilled and lookin' good in reverse cowgirl, spoon, missionary, doggy, cowgirl, more doggy, more reverse, and more missionary along with more sucking, squirting and even some foot fucking along the way before Denis blows on her tongue.

Lucy's an old favorite of mine, and this is a pretty good scene.

Scene 4: Carla Cox and Dillon

Carla is a 21 year old from Prague and she's a blonde! Something different! Carla kinda reminds me of Hillary Scott only not as cute and, at least judging from this scene, not as dirty. She has a great body, and of course she squirts too. After a brief interview we get a tease of Carla on a blue sofa set before Dillon comes in. She blows him well, and this scene feels more natural than many of the others. Carla clearly brought her horns with her!

She gets fucked in reverse cowgirl, doggy, spoon, missionary, more reverse, and cowgirl before gettin' a load on her tongue. And yes, we get to see her pee.

This is a good scene.

Scene 5: Jennifer Stone and George Uhl

Another sofa set. Another squirting 20 year old brunette from Prague. I'm bored already. And maybe it's just me, but I thought Jennifer was pretty plain.

Well, we don't get a tease in this scene, instead they just get right into it. Jennifer does have a very nice body, and George works on her pussy for a bit before she sucks him. Her bj technique is pretty nice, and George obviously thinks so too.

George fucks her missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and spoon. Suddenly, Dillon steps in and makes her squirt with his fingers and then George steps back in and does some squirting of his own. Right in her mouth.

This is a pretty good scene.

Scene 6: Sue Diamond and Dillon.

Cover girl Sue is a 22 year old (she says) blonde from, guess where, the Czech Republic. She has a grrreat body, and apparently she DOESN'T squirt. Again we get a tease on a sofa before Dillon come in and puts her through her paces. She gives him a nice, photogenic blowjob.

Sue looks great getting fucked. And we get to see her doing so completely nude in missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and more missionary before Dillon blows on her face and tits.

This is a good scene, and Sue definitely earns her place on the cover.

Audio/Video: This video in this flick is 16:9 widescreen. The audio is pretty good except for not being able to hear during the interviews.

DVD Extras: We get quite a lot of extras. Most notably a bonus scene of some cute American tramp fucking herself with an array of ginormous dildos. We also get some BTS, a photo gallery, and a bunch of trailers.

Final Thoughts: This video isn't bad. But it's not that great either. In addition to the problems I mentioned above, there were some issues with the DVD locking up in a couple of places. If you're not a big fan of European girls this video won't do a lot for you. But even if you are, you probably still won't like it that much, even though there are some high spots like Jessica Sanchez's hotness and Sue Diamond. Also, it is all well lit and well shot.




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