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Glory Hole Girlz #1
Advice: Highly Recommended
KICK ASS PICTURES
Length: 120 Minutes
Date Of Production: 10/30/07
Cast: Jasmine, Caren, Diana, Sierra and Kayce
Special Features: Kick Ass has done Dirty D and the Glory Hole Girlz proud.
He realized that the girls were the only special features on this set. Who gives a fuck about going Behind the Scenes when you can get more than 100 minutes of Glory Hole Girlz? I want more action than bullshit supplementals. Thus, Dirty D and Kick Ass delivered.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in a 4:3 format with strong video quality. There
were very few points of haze and the transfer stayed strong Plenty of
natural and artificial
lighting helped to cover the set, exposing nothing. The audio was
the standard 2.0 stereo.
Scene 1 - Jasmine. Jasmine Tame is up first in her days before becoming a porn star. She was a hairdresser in town, before she came to the Glory Hole. It was a wise career change, as she knew how to use her mouth and pussy at the Hole. Jasmine's the only one on this DVD that decides to back her pussy towards the hole and ride some anonymous cock.
Scene 2 - Kayce. Kayce is a redheaded, fire-crotched party girl who visited the Gloryhole in this scene. She's got a Baby Doll voice and a body built for sin. She first knocks back a black cock and she handles herself well. Unfortunately, the next few cocks don't manage to stack up. There's no fucking, just a whole lot of sucking. But, Kayce makes it all work.
Scene 3 - Diana. Diana has that nice Housewife look, as she decides to walk into a new world. The Gloryhole later turned Diana into Diamond Jewelz, a porn star that's second to none. Thankfully, we get to see this early talent in the making, as she takes to the Gloryhole with ease. I love her older look and I want to see that MILF body of her's in more films.
Scene 4 - Sierra. Sierra is fucking hot. She reminds of a girl that I used to date in High School. Those innocent eyes and pig tails work well for her face, as she goes eye-to-hole with the Glory Hole. She's quick to tell Dirty D that she's never been in an Adult Bookstore before, but Dirty D doesn't care. He wants to see her get a cum moustache.
Sierra is quick to show off that ass and it does her good.
Quite a beauty with an interesting look that satiates that pig-tail fetish of mine. Plus, she wears cum like that nice whorish clear lipstick that I love so much.
Scene 5 - Caren. Caren finishes the disc off with a nice train at the Gloryhole. She says that she's got a few drinks in her, but I believe Caren would do this entirely sober. She's a professional and she knows how to work it.
What makes her such a special finale is that you see her open up on film.
I love it when a film can introduce a girl that starts off unsure, but discovers her knack mid-suck. She's got a mouth and a body made for sense. When she finds her way, she nails that cock with the mouth of a champion. This won't be the last we see of this lady or any of these ladies. Damn you, Dirty D. This wasn't supposed to end so quickly, I need my second volume.
How's about a Best-Of compilation featuring some of the sluts from the site? I need more than just five. I want more variety. But, keep the same level of pussy. 'Tis nice.
Final Thoughts: Dirty D knows what works and I tend to favor his approach over the Bang Brothers. He's got amazing camera work and he knows how to pick a girl for the right scene. If he would just break out of his current aesthetic and challenge himself, I would be sold on everything that the man shoots. Until then, I'll just stick with honoring this DVD with my highest praise. Great work on the start of the Gloryhole Girlz DVDs.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.