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Top Brass

Studio: Channel 1 Releasing » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 5/14/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Production Date: January 2008

Directed By: Dirk Yates

The Movie:

Horny straight military guys and college dudes beat off while watching porn. A number of the guys also happen to be bisexual and end up in some hot man-to-man action.

Run Time: 3 Hours and 24 Minutes

Condoms: Yes

Chris Robinson:

Chris is a cute 'n friendly twenty-one year old Marine with short brown hair and a toned/smooth body and at least one tattoo. He's been in the military since 2005, likes to run marathons, is 5' 10" tall, weights between 158-160 pounds, and wears a 10 to 11 sized shoe. When Chris is asked why we wants to be in adult films, he easily answers without a lick of boasting, "I was told I have a nice body, a good personality, and would be good for it."

Well, judging from his audition, he definitely is. While watching straight porn, Chris lays on the bed with legs spread nice 'n wide allowing us a good look at his large 'n tasty hangy nuts as he pulls that cut pork using an over-handed technique with his left hand. Dude moans, sighs, and breathes heavily as he pulls that stiff meat and plays with those balls. At one point, Chris bends over and exposes his tight hairy bunghole with hot close-ups! To finish up, he shoots a small load of jizz on his stomach.


This cute green-eyed military dude with short brown hair and toned/smooth body hails from Texas, has a cool Southern accent, stands 6' 1" tall, weighs in around 185 pounds, and wears a size 13 shoe.  Pulling off his blue jeans, Peter shows off his shortly trimmed brown pubes, nice hangy balls, and clipped tool. We have another lefty here and he grabs a hold of his stiff prick pleasuring himself with under-handed strokes and working that flared purple knob. Peter wags that dick, switches back 'n forth between his right and lefts fists, and busts a hot nut on his stomach while some unseen gal on television cries out with lust.

Trevor & Mycock:

Trevor is a good-looking guy with closely cropped dark hair and toned/smooth body with tatts. He wants to be "more adventurous" and gets the chance when paired up with a cute dude named Mycock who has a shaved head, and tall/average/smooth body with tatts. Trevor chows down on Mycock's hard cut pole sliding his mouth up 'n down giving excellent deep throat all the way down to his buddy's shaved pubes. Mycock has his legs spread nice 'n wide showing off his plump nuts and hairy gooch 'n butt crack. Trevor rubs Mycock's tight hairy bunghole while he crams that big dick down his gullet and then switches to those mouth-watering balls giving them full oral pleasure. To finish up, the dudes lay side-by-side beating their meat. Trevor wildly pulls his cut cock and dumps a thick load of love juice on his stomach. Mycock cuts loose with thick spooge on his tattooed stomach.


Cute twenty-two year old Marine Matthew has a shaved head and toned/smooth body with tattoos. He digs meeting new people and broadening his horizons and hopes being in porn movies will keep him from a monotonous 9 to 5 job. This dude is a fucking hottie! Lying on a bed with legs spread wide, Matthew shows off his plump balls, shaved pubes, and cut cock. He slaps that hard member against his stomach and uses his right fist with an over-handed technique to slide up 'n down his rigid tool with plenty of hot wet lube sounds filling the air. Up on his knees, Matthew switches back 'n forth between is left and right fists and shoots a thick load on the bed.


Twenty-seven year old Jason is a good-looking dude with short dark hair, toned/smooth body, and plenty of cool tatts. He's 5'9" tall, weighs 180 pounds, and wears a 12 inch shoe.  Jason likes to play football and hockey, has a full dark bush, plump balls, and a clipped prick. As he jerks off using his right hand to work the shaft and purple knob, Jason confides that he digs heavily tattooed gals and would like to have a three-way at a tattoo parlor in Los Angeles called High Voltage while people are being inked in the background. Jason kindly bends over, spread his cheeks, and show off his tight hairy bunghole. Grunting loudly, he shoots a large thick cum-load on his stomach.

Cadence Allen, Chris Canyon, & Kendall Klark:

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Cadence, a cute Air Force dude with dark buzz cut and tall/average/smooth body, chows down on his his buddy Kendall Klark's (cute with short brown hair, husky/smooth body) hard cut cock giving excellent head as he slides his hungry mouth up 'n down the shaft and goes to town licking and sucking salty nuts. Kendall obviously digs a good blowjob as he fills the air with loud moans and heavy breathing. Returning the favor, Kendall sucks Cadence's stiff clipped prick working his hot wet mouth up 'n down while jacking the flesh tube and workin' that purple knob. The dudes soon find themselves in a traditional sixty-nine with Cadence on top as Kendall munches down on that tight bunghole. Cadence loves having his ass eaten and it's too bad that we cannot see any of it.

Chris Canyon (good-looking with dark buzz cut, toned/lightly hairy body with tatts) joins in allowing Cadence to get down on his hard cut dick as Kendall licks 'n sucks his full balls. The dudes are totally into each other and the action while Kendall rubs Kris' tight shaved hole and Cadence continues to feast on that tasty pork. When Kendall munches down on Kris' asshole, we once again cannot see any of the action. Too bad. Kendall fucks Cadence from behind using fast 'n smooth strokes and while the action is shot from above, there are no good penetration shots. The guys lay side-by-side giving their turgid tube steaks mighty pulls leading Kendall to shoot a thick load on Cadence's stomach, Kris dumps thick jizz on Cadence's stomach, and Cadence squirts a large thick load.


Ash is a very cute dude with dark spiked hair and toned/smooth body with tattoos. He likes to party, play hockey, basketball, baseball, and has been watching porn for a "long time" thinking it would be "neat" to show all for the camera. Ash's plump balls bounce as he lies back in bed watching straight porn and yanks on his big 'n stiff cut dick. He bends over spreading his butt cheeks and exposes his tight hairy touchhole in mouth-watering close-up. Dude works himself into a sexual frenzy cutting loose with thick love juice on his toned stomach and sexy "goody" trail.


Good-looking Max has short dark hair and a muscular/hairy body who considers himself "kind of an exhibitionist" and digs turning people on. He jacks that hard long clipped dong using his right fist to work the flared purple knob and then begins switching back 'n forth between hands. Max confides that he would love to have a three-way with two gals in front of a captive audience. He shows off his hot tight hairy asshole it nice close-ups as he rubs the pouting pucker and pretends to fuck humping up 'n down. Hot stuff! Max reaches the point of no return and dumps a thick load on his full dark pubes and hairy stomach.

Lark Larson & Remik:

Horny Marine Lark Larson (very cute with short dark hair parted in the middle, toned/smooth body) hails from Twenty-Nine Palms California and is definitely ready for some man-on-action and his new Navy buddy Remik (cute with short brown hair, slender/smooth body) is more than willing to help him out. Remik chows down on Lark's stiff 'n chubby cut cock cramming his gullet full as he slides his hungry mouth up 'n down giving one heck of a jaw job. In return, Lark takes Remik's hard fat uncut meat down his throat giving some very good head and stretching his mouth nice 'n wide. The dudes soon find themselves in a traditional sixty-nine with Lark on top as both dudes really gobble up that tasty military pork and Remik rubs Lark's tight hairy bunghole.

Remik fucks his buddy doggy-style using long 'n full strokes as he slides his chubby dong in 'n out of that tight manhole making him moan loudly and fill the room with heavy breathing. Out of his mind with lust, Lark plays a wild game of the ol' sink/bounce on that big uncut meat humping up 'n down cramming his chute full with some nice penetration shots from behind. Remik jacks his pal's hard cock as he rides making Lark shoot a large thick load on Remiks stomach. Lark pulls Remik's rigid dick working the foreskin back 'n forth over the knob making his cut loose with thick jizz on his stomach and dark pubes. Hot dudes!


Nineteen year old West is a cute college dude with short bleached hair and lightly hairy/toned body who digs skateboarding.  Wow! West has some of the plumpest balls I've ever seen and they are definitely mouth-watering. Lying back in bed, dude pulls his hard fat cut cock using his right fist with an over-handed technique. There are plenty of hot close-ups of that big dick and those succulent nuts as well as some tasty camera shots of that tight hairy bunghole as West rubs his pucker for us. Fisting that hard dick fast 'n lubed, West dumps a small thick load on his stomach.


This hunk hails from Virginia and has a nice deep Southern accent. Sporting a dark buzz cut and a hot toned/smooth body, Scott is a real hottie!  He strokes his large cut cock with legs spread wide showing off his plump balls and sliding his right fist up 'n down the shaft while filling the room with heavy breathing and loud lusty moans. Scott bends over exposing his tight hairy bunghole and delicious nuts as he pulls the heck outta his pork and ends up shooting a thick load on his full dark pubes and stomach. Hot dude!


Good-looking with short dark hair, twenty-eight year old Billy stands 5'9" tall, weighs 160 pounds, and wears a size 9 shoe. Hailing from Mississippi with the Southern accent to prove it, Billy has a toned/lightly hairy body with a few tatts and claims to be an exhibitionist. He lays back in bed with legs spread yanking on his hard clipped prick while claiming that we could like a gal to fuck his asshole with a strap-on dildo while another chick sucks his stiff dick. He rubs his tight hairy bunghole spreading his butt cheeks so that we get a nice close-up look at his most intimate area. Hot! Jacking to the point of no return, Billy shoots a large thick load on his full dark pubes while pinching his hard nipple.

Ryan Sladge, Jacob, & Matt Ryder:

Ryan (cute with short dark hair, toned/smooth body), Jacob (cute with short brown hair, toned/smooth body), and Matt Ryder (cute with dark hair, toned/hairy body) lay in bed next to one another pulling their hard cut dongs. Matt chows down on Ryan's stiff dick giving a good blowjob and sliding his mouth up 'n down the shaft when Jacob takes over cramming that meat down his gullet with some fantastic oral delights as Ryan chows down on Matt. The dudes are totally into the action filling the room with loud sucking noises, moans, and heavy breathing.

Jacob fucks Matt's tight hairy hole in the missionary position using nice full strokes as Matt pulls his stiff prick. There's a nice camera shot from behind of Jacob's hot butt crack and plump balls as he screws his buddy. There are also some nice penetration shots offered up here. Matt rides Ryan's tool fast 'n hard while sucking Jacob's dong. In the end, the dudes lay back and pull pork with Ryan shooting a thick load on his fist, Jacob dumping thick jizz on his stomach, and Matt shooting a nice thick load of love juice on his hairy stomach.


Nineteen year old George is a good-looking college student with a toned/smooth body. He stands at 5'1", weighs 175 pounds, and digs basketball and soccer. Undressing, George reveals his beautiful body, dark pubes, and big uncut cock with long foreskin. Lying in bed with legs spread, he pulls that unclipped pork using his right fist working the foreskin and rubbing his plump balls. Pulling for all he's worth, George shoots a nice thick load on his stomach and then pulls on his foreskin. Hot dude!


Cute college guy Sledge is originally from Louisiana, has short reddish-brown hair, has a toned/smooth body, and stand 6'3" tall. He's a talkative and friendly dude who obviously enjoys showing off his hot red pubes, large cut cock, and plump balls. He's relaxing in bed with his legs spread wide as he yanks on that hard cock using his left fist for all sorts of pleasure. He exposes this tight hairy hole and then bends over allowing us another hot look as he spreads his butt cheeks and really shows that mouth-watering pucker in tasty close-up. To finish up, Sledge jerks off busting a thick nut on his stomach.


Paul is a very eighteen year old dude with short dark hair and toned/lightly hairy body. He's originally from Northern California and really digs the San Diego beaches. Stripping down, Paul reveals his shortly trimmed dark pubes, hangy balls, and large clipped member.  Lying in bed, he pulls that hard tool using his left fist, rubs those low-hangers and begins rubbing his purple cock knob against his arm! Now that is an interesting self-love technique I've never seen before. Paul confides that he has sexual fantasies about Pam Anderson and Britney Spears and then bends over, spreads his butt cheeks, and exposes his tasty tight hairy touchhole. He gets back down rubbing that knob against his arm and shoots a thick load on his stomach.


"Top Brass Military Issue #1" is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. For the most part, the videography is strong with plenty of close-ups of the dudes' cocks as they beat off, tight hairy bungholes, and some nice penetration shots. There's a problem in one scene where the ass eating has absolutely no close-ups. The picture quality is nice 'n clean but could be just a little more sharp.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear as the dudes shoot the breeze with Dirk Yates and there are plenty of hot lusty deep breathes, moans, and groans.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, PopShot-On-Demand, and the safe sex PSA "Wrap It Up" starring Chi Chi La Rue.


If you are into straight and bisexual military dudes then this is the movie for you. Director Dirk Yates knows what his viewers want and supplies plenty of cock, tight hairy bunghole, and butt sex penetration close-ups. The dudes are all very appealing with sexy short military haircuts and have no problems pounding their puds to climax in front of the camera. I liked all the guys here so I don't have any personal favorites this time. They are all hotties! My one complaint is the lack of ass eating close-ups in one scene but since there are sixteen scenes and the rest of that one scene is still damn hot, I'll overlook it this time. I Highly Recommend for fans of hot military dudes.

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