Cast:Eva Angelina, Carmen McCarthy, Brooke Belle, Mykal Rain, Daisy Marie, Justice Young, Jack Venice, Danny Wylde, Will Powers, Alex Gonz
The Main Event What man doesn't enjoy being woken up by the feel of a woman's mouth
on his member? Hell, if the time and place are right, a man's mouth
wouldn't hurt either (just keep the eyes closed, right?) It's fantastic
to go from the bliss of Morpheus' embrace to the wet warmth of a sloppy
knob job. This collection of sexy bits is built loosely on this
concept, as each lucky lad gets an early morning cock kiss before using
that freshly lubricated lovelog to pummel some poon.
Scene 1: Punk chick Mykel, with her multicolored hair and small pierced-nippled breasts, wakes to see Justice has a raging boner, and decides to take care of it while he snoozes, sucking on his rather sizable tool. He quickly wakes though, and soon they're both getting oral treats, though we only really get to see her work. Prepped for an attack, Justice proceeds to batter her pussy up, down, left and right. They are obviously enjoying themselves, moving from position to position with ease (thanks to several between-move cock pitstops in her mouth) before settling in for a hard, fast screw in the good-old missionary position. Many thrusts later, she's coated with his cum and happily exhausted. It's a straightforward scene, but it's got a nice enrgy and some impressive oral technique on the part of Mykal.
Mykel Rain, Justice Young | Oral (F/M), Vaginal
69, Cowgirl, Doggie, Spoons, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No |
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Dressed in a French maid outfit complete with garters, sexy Daisy Marie (who's reminiscent of Catalina from "My Name is Earl") is cooking breakfast when Jack sneaks in, hiding in the closet with his morning wood. Daisy takes her cue to swallow his man meat, giving it an enthusiastic and very wet visit to the back of her throat. I could watch her suck cock all day, especially when she's deep-throating like a champ, but why put those beautiful big breasts and that hairless dripping snatch to waste? Jack bends her over and plows her puss before working her over throughout the kitchen, including a counter-top ride, a hot standing screw and Jack's trademark piston power from underneath (which Daisy manages to handle with steamy hip gyrations.) Unfortunately, the tits don't move as much as might be desired as she loudly rides Jack's pole, but when he devastates her slit against a counter, he makes her pussy explode like a broken faucet.
Daisy Marie, Jack Venice | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Masturbation
Doggy, Standing Side Entry, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No |
Scene 3: Big-titted blonde Brooke is pissed at Alex for leaving the house a mess until she spots his tented boxers, and dives in for some breakfast sausage. Nice deep-throat action gets things started, with Alex returning the favor, before they get down to business.
There's something about this scene that just didn't do it for me, likely the need for Alex to keep choking Brooke, but it also could have been the way she looked like a different aging Hollywood star depending on what position she was in. The fucking is hard and fast here, as Alex's low-hanging nuts smack the shit out her clit and asshole, but again, there's something wrong.
It's as if her head is pasted on from an older body, though somehow all the biker-chick tattoos made the transfer also. If she wasn't on the same disc as beauties like Daisy and Eva, maybe it wouldn't be so noticeable, but she is, and it is.
Credit to Alex though for going animal style on her, flipping her upside down at one point to get a better angle.
Brooke Belle, Alex Gonz | Oral (M/F), Vaginal
Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: No |
Scene 4: Unlike the other guys, the first thing Will wants when he wakes up is a cup of coffee, so he sends Carmen to get some. When she comes back, he's passed back out, but his junk is up and ready, so she gets to work on getting him off, stroking and sucking his pud. Carmen's an adorable Italian-looking girl with a nice pair of tear-drop titties, and she knows her way around a man's lap.
Watching her take on Will's tool in a reverse ride is really hot, as her weighty busoms bounce lazily, in a way that makes her feel like the girl next door. Just one complaint here, as the ride that leads to the money shot is long and monotonous, with no camera angle changes and no real adjustments by the two lovers.
Carmen McCarthy, Will Powers | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary, Spoons, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No |
Scene 5: This time, the girl gets the enjoyment first, as Eva wakes and gets right down to it, frigging away at her love canal. Of course, it's not long before her mouth is stuffed with meat and those bodacious tatas are freed for us to drool over. Danny seems to be doing all the work, pounding home his lengthy rod,
though when Eva gets on top, she works her hips and ample backside quite well (perhaps too well, since he keeps falling out.) Watching him thrust away from beneath is very sexy, but when you notice he's got his hand wrapped around her throat, it suddenly loses some heat. The reverse ride is also disappointing, as her fake breasts barely move with all the banging.
Eva Angelina, Danny Wilde | Masturbation, Oral (M/F), Tit Fucking, Vaginal |
Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl , Spoons, | Condoms: No |
Audio/Video The anamorphic widescreen video looks good, though it's not uniformly good, as there are some issues with focus during close-ups. The camera work is quality, getting right into the action, but something odd happened during the third scene, where the cameraman either tripped or lost his spot twice, wrecking the flow. Otherwise, it's a good-looking DVD, and there's nothing obviously wrong.
There's no music on the Dolby Digital 2.0 track, but the voices and sounds of sex are crystal in their presentation, with every moan, gag and thrust clearly heard.
Extras The big extra here is a bonus scene from "MILF Invaders 5," starring Priya Rae, who is as sexy as anyone else on the DVD. Sure, the set-up is super lame, but the performance from this busty Indian chick is way hot. The rest of the bonus features include a still gallery, trailers and commercials.
Concluding Words The theme is a silly one, and it doesn't result in any kind of interesting moments, leaving the girls to carry the weight here. Some, like Daisy and Eva, are up to the task, but the others are less impressive, especially compared to the bonus scene with Priya. It's never a good thing when you remember an extra more than the feature, so maybe you should look up that DVD instead.