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40 Inch Plus #5

Studio: Vivid » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 5/24/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Thick Chicks Taking Dick

Condoms: None

Length: 100 Minutes

Date Of Production: 1/09/08

Cast: Ashley Marie, Kandy Kream, Olivia Winters, Mitchelle, Sydney Capri, Jay Huntington, Derrick Pierce, Victoria and James Deen

Special Features:

  • Full Motion Chapter Search
  • DVD-ROM Compatible
  • Playable Worldwide
  • Previews

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in a 4:3 format with strong video quality. The lighting seemed off, as everything had this otherworldly glow. Still, it sounded good and the video didn't go all weird on me. It was pretty solid in hindsight.

Scene 1 - Ashley Marie. Ashley Marie is in the kitchen with James Deen. Deen gets the typical porn star shit to spout off, while Ashley models that ass for the camera. Eventually, the break out of the mold and start to fuck. Well, that's still a porn mold, but a different kind. That's when the measuring tape comes out.

A brief chat about Asian girls with bubble butts is held, then it's straight on to the good stuff. The good stuff being the position swaps and the eventual money shot. All of it was boring, as Deen and Ashley Marie didn't know how to work with the camera. The work felt amazingly amateur with no sense of real direction.

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Scene 2 - Kandy Kream and Sydnee Capri. Kandy and Sydnee share the second scene with male performer Jay Huntington. The measuring tape comes out and then we get the action. I'm already a little tired of the film's central conceit. I get that they have large asses. Wonderful! I don't need a certificate of authenticity.


Just move onto the goods or get the fuck out. Sadly, no one got the fuck out. They humped and sucked, it's just that nothing come of it. Awkward fucking is still awkward fucking. That's why I wasn't a fan of this scene or half of the film. Get it together next time, ladies.

Scene 3 - Victoria. Victoria has quite the body on her. It's just a shame that Derrick Pierce didn't know how to work with it. I didn't really care for the fishnet outfit, but Victoria found a way to work it. That's a sign of quality. A porn star that doesn't let the outfits or the setting get in her way.

Sure, Derrick fell flat, but Victoria helped his ass out. She knew where to put herself and how to work with the director and DP to get the shots for the sex to work. Well-blocked porn is a rarity, but we have it here. Truly a wonderful sight. It almost saves the film.

Scene 4 - Mitchelle. Mitchelle needs a new porn name. For some reason, I thought I was going to have to deal with a tranny's fatass in this scene. Luckily, that wasn't the case. Mitchelle enters the scene with Jay Huntington and neither party syncs well with the other.

Mitchelle is way too tiny for Jay and the mis-match creates an awkward image on film. No one likes to see a woman on the verge of getting split like a piece of wood unless it's a Blackzilla film. Throw in Mitchelle's unmanicured box and her real-lack of enthusiasm and everything falls flat. Fuck the sex and get this chick a mirror. Look into it every night and practice acting with your face. 

Scene 5 - Naomi. Naomi gets to finish the film with that workhorse Derrick Pierce. I'm warming up to Derrick as the new male face of Vivid Porn. It's just that he seems to be trying for that Bang Brothers redshirt thing where he gets the control of the scene and overpowers the girl. Naomi is a Vivid Girl and these ladies should always be the ones in charge.


But, if the style is to change, then so be it. I just can't get behind a scene where a star like Naomi is constantly getting slammed like an old piece of wood. Set up the shots, throw in some style or use some proper coverage. The scenes are collection of missed shots and horrible build-up.

Final Thoughts: Thick Chicks need loving in their fat asses. I'm glad that there are more men out there willing to fill those holes. Holes need to be filled and this film addressed that pressing concern. I believe such an issue is the call of our time. That's why I would recommend renting this flick over something like "Darfur Now".

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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