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Once Upon A Crime

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 5/30/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Director: David Stanley            

Distributor: Wicked Pictures

Producer: Faraway Film

Videographer: Francois Clousot

BTS: Red Ezra

Length: 1 hrs. 27 mins.    

Category: Feature

Release Date: 4/9/2008

Production Year: 11/06/2007

Genre:  Letterboxed, Straight, Anamorphic 16:9, Couples

Condoms: Yes

Synopsis: When storybook author Samantha (Kirsten Price) begins to have fantasies about getting rid of her useless husband and running away with her maid, the story starts to appear on the pages of her latest children's book. In this magical kingdom she becomes a Queen Bee and disposes of her unfaithful King in favor of her loyal worker drones. It's not long before Samantha's life imitates her art and she gives her husband a pink slip out of her life, finally ending her troubled marriage. Now the Queen Bee and the workers have the kingdom all to themselves...but will there be a happy ending? The workers may have plans of their own...

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Trailer for Once Upon a Crime, Bonus Scene,Behind the Scenes, Slide Shows, Star Stats, Trailers, Promo Reel, DVD-ROM Content, Int. Tel. Sex, Parental Lock.

Performers:  August, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, Kirsten Price, Lindsey Meadows, Nautica Thorn, Randy Spears, Ryder Skye.

Audio/Video: Once Upon A Crime is presented in 1.85:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color, shot in HD, directed by David Stanley, and distributed by Wicked Pictures. The picture was very clear and crisp with very little distortion with the flesh tones being almost near to perfect. The audio was presented in Wicked's usual 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English and in Spanish 2.0 which  didn't  test my  speakers nor did it  come off as  too loud making it easy to listen  too.

BTS Moniter for the Bedroom Scene w/ Kristen & Blade

Extras: Wicked Pictures always has a nice selection of trailers and previews when it comes to their Feature Adult titles. Included in this DVD are as follows: Previews The Artist, Bad Girls, Rapture in Blue, Happy?, Yours Truly, Candelabra, Melt, Cresendo2012, Mouth, Pleasure Principal.

David Stanley & Randy Spears

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Behind The Scenes: Kristen opens the BTS with her silly antics with the cameraman then being choked by Mark for not knowing the name of the movie she's working in. Kristen shows off her Queen Bee costume flubbing her lines a few times. Director David Stanley briefs us on the ins and outs of his ideas behind "Once Upon A Crime". Randy gets teased for his role as a pool boy and then snuggles with August as drone bees.

Kristen as The Queen Bee

OverView: Director David Stanley has an interesting way of making porn. He adds a lot of reality, complex ideas, and theories to the majority of his work. I have had the pleasure of reviewing several of his titles and enjoyed each of them. This time he brings to life children's story written by Kristen with an adult twist and devilish plots.With David Stanley and Sasha Grey sharing the narration the story makes for a very interesting watch especially when the hired help is up to no good. There isn't  a lot of  sex in this  flick because of the plot behind it  but everything seems to  blends in together very nicely.

Barrett Blade as The King Bee

Bonus Scene: Bad Girls w/ Kristen Price, Nautica Thorn,Eric Masterson

Nautica Thorn and Kirsten Price were up first as car thieves when caught by a police sergeant played by Eric Masterson in a parking garage. The glamoured up gals used their powers of seduction to reward his diligent efforts initially with a blowjob but soon turning it to a bone fest where he hammered away at the ladies; both of whom were active riders. The oral efforts of the two fine ladies were the best thing about the scene though and did not stop with the opening blowjob, some lesbian antics added in for good measure along the way. I enjoyed how the gals assisted each other too with Nautica the better of the two overall; the scene eventually ending when the ladies shared his population pudding hitting their faces. Reviewed by Don Houston.

Randy looks like he is up to No Good..

Scene 1:Barrett Blade, Kirsten Price

Kristen is in bed with her laptop typing away at her story when hubby decides to join her. At first he teases her about her writing children's story then he teases her with his mouth as he devours her clit. Kristen does a nice job sucking him off finishing him off with a foot job.

Scene 2: Lindsey Meadows, Eric Masterson

As  Kristen is typing away , her  story comes to life with Lindsey and  Eric as the two  royal bees that even  though they  do not  get  along  or  share the  same  ideas and  values, the  sex is  incredible between them. Lindsey opens the scene writing on a parchment with a quill. After doing some serious thinking about her relationship with Eric she decides that it's worth staying.She turns to Eric and mounts up to ride his cock.Eric then takes her in several different positions before he unloads onto her face.

Scene 3: Barrett Blade, Ryder Skye

Blade makes his way to a strip club where he hooks up with Ryder. At first she resists fearing she would lose her job but then gives in after Blade changes her mind .Ryder does a nice job sucking him off. Blade then takes control of the situation taking Ryder in several different positions then gives Ryder a facial.

Scene 4: August, Kirsten Price, Randy Spears

Once again Kristen takes us inside her story book world in which she is the Queen Bee and her husband is the King. King Victor is very cruel to his servants and the Queen consoles them. Kristen and August share a few kisses and licks while Randy is getting his knob polished by both ladies. August at time seemed reluctant in going down on Kristen which you can see several times through out the scene. The ladies do take turn with Randy and end up sharing a facial and do  a  bit  of kissing and cum swapping.

Scene 5: August, Kristen Price

By  now  Kristen has  already found out that her  husband  Victor is  and has  been  cheating  on her with  a stripper played  by Ryder Skye on a regular basis. Kristen turns to August for some TLC that only another female can provide. Kristen and August look good together but I wonder why August tends to  hold  back.

Randy & August

Final Thoughts:What happens when you cross a children's story and porn.. You get the   zany and wacky antics you will enjoy in Once Upon A Crime. Wicked and David Stanley have gone down a different route this time. David Stanley steals the show in the very beginning as the Narrator and Sasha Grey  joins in to lend her  voice as well.With the King Bee mistreating his humble servants its up to the Queen to show him right from wrong up until the very end. You have Randy Spears  playing the pool guy with a  few  screws loose, August who plays  Natta  plays a dual role of  both the maid and  the  cook  always seem to have  something up her  sleeve. Kristen who plays Samantha feels thwarted by her husband who ends up cheating on her, uses his indiscretions to base her stories on. What more can you ask for from Wicked and David Stanley.. More Sex?. Once Upon A Crime is a couples flix for those who want a plot based adult title that is fun to watch without a lot of sex to it. 

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