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Advice: Highly Recommended
Date of Production: 2008
Director: Dirk Yates
Sean Summers, David, Sasha, Larry, Dean, David Hans, Jason, Phillip,
Cadence Allen, Austin, Collin Jennings, T.J. Davis, Kenny, Yoel,
Stewart, Luke Savage, Donovan, Jacob, Rick Coletrain, Lance Landers,
Body Types: military guys, guys with tattoos, young guys
Things to see: solos, threesomes, couples, facials, oral cumshots
Plot: no plot
have gradually developed an appreciation for amateur porn. In the
past, I would have dismissed the notion of amateur porn because of some
bad experiences I had while watching cheaply shot titles. In these
films, it was almost a given that poor lighting would keep me from
making out all of the details of the unattractive couple having sex.
Nowadays, amateur porn has made leaps and bounds in terms of quality,
though it continues to hold onto it's unscripted and raw nature.
Utilizing fresh faces, non-choreographed sex, and minimal editing,
amateur porn is often hotter than anything you will find with a
Top Brass is a fine example of amateur porn done right. First, and perhaps most
importantly, all of the models are very hot. Most of the models have a
similar military look to them, but each guy has his own unique
feature(s); whether it's his straight boy tattoo or his thick Wisconsin
cock. Secondly, the sex is quite erotic. The majority of the scenes
are solos with the military men. These scenes include the director
asking the guys questions about their sexual fantasies, when they
started masturbating, etc. All of the solos start out with the model
sitting on a chair and ultimately stroking their dick. Eventually, the
guys make their way to the nearby bed so that they can show off their
asshole and stroke their dicks to completion. However one guy didn't
make it to the bed in time since he shot his load after only a few
minutes of stroking (I'm guessing he had been saving up for too long!).
throughout the 3 and 1/2 hours of quality amateur action, are a few
scenes involving couples and threesomes. Seeing the military guys
having sex is a treat because of their interactions with each other.
Some of the straight boys are painfully obvious that they don't want to
suck another guy's cock, though they certainly don't mind having
another guy suck them off. Other guys don't have any hang-ups with
sucking on a guy's dick, and a few of them even ask to be fucked. What
I personally found to be both hilarious and erotic is that these guys
often talk about pussy and tits (and even watch straight porn) while
they suck on each other's cocks.
are plenty of hot scenes worth mentioning, though I will describe only
a few so that you experience the magic yourself. The DVD is divided
into the "new recruits" section and the "active duty" portion which
features models from former Dirk Yates titles. The new recruits are
composed mainly of hot, young military studs with creamy complexions,
sculpted chests, and dicks that are ready to blast off. Three of the
new recruits star in a hot threesome: Sasha, Larry, and Dean. Larry
serves as the bottom, and could be described as a goofball since he has
a silly personality and easily distracts himself talking to the other
guys. Both Dean and Sasha take their turns with Larry's tight little
hole. This scene is a scorcher because of how darn hot Larry looks as
he straddles the big cocks. Another new recruit favorite is the model
David. He has blond hair, a mostly smooth chest, and a really thick
cock. As the camera moves around him stroking his shaft, he shows off
his girth and length for our enjoyment. Never have I so wanted a film
to be an interactive experience because Dave's cock looks ripe for some
good old fashioned dick sucking.
active duty group also showcases some hot models. The solo scene with
the model Lance features a particularly hot moment. After the tattooed
stud masturbates for several minutes, the director asks him if he wants
some help to finish him off. Lance shrugs his shoulders as if to
convey that he doesn't care. An anonymous model is then brought in to
stroke on Lance's thick cock. Eventually, the stranger's hands drift
southward until his fingers probe Lance's hole. The hole stimulation
results in Lance quickly oozing out a juicy load onto the anonymous
hand. Perhaps straight boys should try anal stimulation more often!
Another sexy scene stars two military grunts: T.J. and Kenny. T.J.
appears to be straight, though he doesn't refuse Kenny's marvelous oral
skills. After some fucking on the bed, Kenny tells him that he wants
cum on his face. T.J. strokes his big cock in front of him, teasing
him until he blasts it off into Kenny's eager mouth. Oral cumshot fans
will love this scene!
Overall there are plenty of great scenes spread throughout Top Brass.
The models are cute and sex is hot; what more could you ask for?
Well, perhaps there is one more thing that people didn't expect to see
on this DVD. You see, although this is a gay title, this DVD features
gratuitous shots of a pussy; actually a four legged pussy cat that
is. The adorable cat, probably belonging to the director, purrs and
meows in almost every scene, and even jumps on the bed with the models
stroking their cocks, from time to time. I found this little rascal to
be a hilarious addition to these scenes. Several of the models also
pet the cat or move it out of the way, when they are fucking or
stroking. Adding a bit of humor to this amateur porn, the cat is a
welcome addition that livens up the scenes, even though it's
(thankfully) not used for sexual purposes.
fullscreen, the image varies from scene to scene. Most of the scenes
are clear and detailed, though they lack the proper lighting of the
more expensive companies. A few of the shorts come from an older
source, so the print is over-saturated and less detailed. However, all
of the action can be seen.
sound is surprisingly good for an amateur title. The models are easy
to hear and the straight porn can be heard playing in the background.
The occasional cat meow can be jarring, though. I'm a cat owner
myself, so I had to pause the DVD a few times, thinking that my cat
needed something, only to find that the cat was actually in the film.
Extras include chapter selections, "pop-shot on demand," and a safe sex commercial.
Top Brass Military Issue 2 is a wonderful amateur collection. The
military models are hot and the sex and solos will have you standing up
and saluting to your TV screen. There is a whole lot of good material
here (3.5 hours worth) so be prepared to chew on this title for a
while, savoring all of the cute military brats and their
experimentation with other military men. Therefore, this title easily
comes with a highly recommended rating.
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