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Star Fuckers

Studio: VCX » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 6/4/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Yet another recent compilation or 'greatest hits' package from VCX's sizeable library of classic filth, Star Fuckers doesn't really have a recurring theme like other recent releases in this line like Forbidden Lolitas or Sex Slaves Of Satan. Instead, it's simply a collection of high quality scenes from the days or porno past starring some of the era's biggest stars. Here's a look:

Scene 1 - Sweet Alice (John Holmes, Seka, Desiree Cousteau): Seka's been out skiing. She returns to her chalet and strips down to her black stockings. She hops into bed and John and Desiree show up. The girls get naked and make out and suck John's cock, and then he fucks Desiree missionary style while Seka sits on her face and wiggles. John pulls out and the girls lie on front of him so he can come on their faces.

Scene 2 - Deep Rub (Desiree Cousteau, Paul Thomas): These two lovebirds are wandering around the shore when the mood hits them. They lie on the ground and make out and Paul eats her out before fucking her missionary style. She gives him head and they move into a sixty-nine. He stands up and she gets on her knees in front of him and sucks him to a finish all over her lovely tits.

Scene 3 - Daughters Of Emmanuelle (Rhonda Jo Petty, Ron Jeremy): Rhonda throws Ron onto the bed and strips for him. She rides him cowgirl style and then blows him and then he gets her on all fours and fucks her doggy style. He pulls out and comes on the top of her ass.

Scene 4 - Ultimate Lover (Amber Lynn, Eric Edwards): Eric strips Amber down and lies her on the bed so that he can eat her out. He fucks her missionary style and then they trade places so that she can ride him cowgirl style. She pulls off of him and finishes him with a blowjob resulting in a hefty facial.

Scene 5 - Inside Desiree Cousteau (Desiree Cousteau, Serena, Aaron Stuart, John Holmes): The girls are giving John head when this scene starts but soon they split up into teams with Serena riding Aaron and Desiree taking care of John by licking his balls while he jerks off. Aaron fucks Serena missionary style and then doggy style before blowing his load on her back while John strokes himself to a finish inside Desiree's mouth.

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Scene 6 - Ultra Flesh (Seka, Piper Smith, Laurie Smith, John Leslie): The three ladies are in bed with the Smith's servicing Seka by sucking her breasts and licking her pussy. The girls move into a lovely daisy chain and John moves in. He fingers Seka as they kiss and then he fucks her missionary style. She rolls him over and rides him cowgirl style, and then he pulls out and strokes off onto her face and into her mouth.

Scene 7 - Taxi Girls (John Holmes, Nanci Suiter): After a bit of chit-chat these two start making out. He eats her pussy and then fucks her missionary style, cowgirl style, and then doggy style. She rolls over and sucks him off and he plops a big wad onto her tits to finish the scene.

Scene 8 - Inside Desiree Cousteau (Desiree Cousteau, Jesse Adams): After checking out some dildos and rad Swedish Erotica 8mm loops on sale at a porno store, Jesse drops his pants and Desiree gives him head. She bends over and he fucks her from behind before they hit the floor and he gives it to her missionary style. He rolls over and it's time to ride him cowgirl style, then jumps off and takes him into her mouth to finish him.

Scene 9 - On White Satin (Seka, Paul Thomas, Tami Thomas): These three friends are on a drive out in the country. They hop into the back of Paul's pick up truck Seka gives him a blowjob. The girls take turns giving him head and then he fucks Seka from behind while Tami tongues her clit. Tami gets down on all fours and Paul fucks her from behind, and then he gives it back to Seka, missionary style. The girls finish him with a lovely double blowjob.

Scene 10 - Corporate Assets (Amber Lynn, Paul Thomas): When this scene starts, Paul's fucking Amber doggy style in the back of a limousine. He rolls her over and gives it to her missionary style, and then reverse cowgirl style. She pulls off of him and jerks him off into her mouth, licking the spillage off of his stomach.

Scene 11 - Little American Maid (Ron Jeremy, Deirdra Hopkins): After Deirdra feeds the farm animals she spies handyman Ron who needs some help fixing the windmill. Once that's taken care of they start making out and he takes her maid's outfit off and sucks her tits. She masturbates for him and he eats her out while he slips a finger into her snatch. He fucks her missionary style and then she blows him and he finishes into her mouth and onto her cheeks.

Scene 12 - Heavenly Desire (Seka, Johnny Hardin): Seka and Johnny are in bed and after about thirty seconds of pillow talk she gives him head. He responds in kind and eats her out before fucking her missionary style. He jackhammers her a bit and then pulls out and fucks her tits before shooting onto her cleavage and neck.

Scene 13 - Summertime Blue (Serena, John Holmes): Serena wanders around a boat yard for a few minutes while John takes some pictures of her. They go below the deck of a boat and strip, and John starts the action off by eating her pussy. She gives him head and then he fucks her missionary style. He pulls out and she takes him into her mouth and sucks him to a finish.

Most of the scenes in this collection are pretty brief and to the point, making an ideal option for those who want to get off themselves as there's really very little build up and whatever plots may have lead to these encounters in their respective features have been completely excised. In a sense, this vintage material has been revamped and re-released in a more modern style, making this little more than a gonzo collection. That said, the sex is just as hot now as it must have been back then. These scenes are solid through and through and everyone seems into it (not like a few scenes starring some of the cast members here where they seem zonked out on dope). While some of the scenes may be too short for those into modern fare, the majority of this material still holds its own.



As is common with compilations of older material, the video quality varies from one scene to the next. For the most part, things look pretty good but you have to keep in mind that VCX was obviously working with old tape masters here so expect to see some roll here and there as well as some constant softness. The image is interlaced, unfortunately, so sawtooth artifacts will be present for those with progressive scan setups. Color depth and accuracy varies with a few scenes looking a little too red and a little too dark but this compilation at least looks as good, if not better, than your average seventies porno release.


The clips on this compilation are presented in Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound, surprisingly enough. Really, though, mono would have been fine as the rear channels make a weird sort of reverb noise and all VCX has done here has spread the single channel recording out to all five channels of your home theater setup. It doesn't make anything sound any better, in fact, it makes it sound a little worse. That said, reverb aside, the dialogue is clear and the levels are properly balanced from scene to scene even if the menu screen is a little louder than the feature content.


Aside from some animated menus and a scene selection option, VCX has supplied trailers for Angel Face, Legendary Scenes and White Dick, Latina Pussy. A brief still gallery, a web-link, and a video on demand link are also included.

Final Thoughts:

A surprisingly hot collection of vintage clips, Star Fuckers is a worthy addition to anyone interested in seventies porn or anyone just looking for some good, hot sex scenes. Recommended.

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