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Twins Do Science

Studio: Vivid » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 6/16/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Twins / Couples / All-Sex

Director: D. Paul Thomas

Condoms: None

Length: 72 Minutes

Date Of Production: 03/12/06

Cast: Lyndsey Love, Lacey Love, Taryn Thomas, Cassie Courtland, Nick Manning, Evan Stone, TJ Cummings, and Marcus London

Special Features: Behind the Scenes, Positions Room, Bonus Scenes and random crap

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. There were very few video problems, but nothing really stood out. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice range during the constant scene changes.

Scene 1 - The Love Twins. The Love Twins have been hit with the recent death of their dad. They can only claim their inheritance, if they dedicate themselves to science. So, the girls throw on some labcoats and head out to collect sperm samples. The scene opens on the girls playing around with a guy that has an assplay fetish. Hilarious results happens and then we're onto the plot details and first fucking.

Problem is that was the teaser for the film and I'm an idiot. I'm loving the sitcom style acting and opening theme. There's an intro fuck with some guy that looks like the assplay guy. The girl have fun sucking him off and he does good work himself. It's just that the Love twins dominate him. Especially, Lacey. But, Lacey is the most dynamic when you look at their prior work.

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Scene 2 - The Love Twins and The Mechanic.

The second scene features The Love Twins dealing with the news that they have to spend a year dedicating themselves to science. They lose out on their allowance and they've got to take a little pink VW. The thing craps out and they end up a body shop. A mechanic shows up and the Love Twins decided to pay him for parts and labor.

The Love Twins work well with porn cliches. I love their tan blonde look and their piss-poor attempts at acting. It works well at creating this camp aesthetic that makes the porn so much fun. Good job here.

Scene 3 - Clothes Shopping.

The Love Twins are back to shopping. The problem is that they are broke and need new underwear. So, they cut a deal with a greasy old guy in the parking lot. They'll give him the underwear that they're wearing, if he watches their sperm samples while they're inside trying on clothes. The scene is a basic montage of lingerie and tits. At this point, I was almost convinced that the main plot of the film had been forgotten.

Scene 4 - Collecting the Samples.

The Love Twins still aren't sure how they're going to get all the sperm samples in the course of a year. So, they invite their pals Taryn and Cassie over to the lab to help out. They notice a bunch of yahoos protesting and they decide to borrow them. Four girls that are horny as hell and a hundred guys ready to pump the cum.

It's a great scene, but one that feels rushed. We never get enough facial closeups of the girls, as they react to each and every guy. I wanted more time spent, but the overall feel of these films seem to be to keep them moving. I guess that works, but it left me a little flat. The scene ends with a humorous add-on that shows the girls getting the last samples at a farm.

Scene 5 - A legal matter. The last scene deals with an attorney being sent to the girls to settle the lab incident. He wants to make sure that what they did qualifies as part of the terms of the inheritance. They don't care and the twins fuck him. It's a nice pounding that improves upon the tempo of the first scene.

I love how the scene worked on one girl, but kept the other girl in the background doing something. Mixing the foreground and background, the scene comes across as something fierce. I just didn't like abrupt ending after the money shot. Sure, they get what they had coming, but I needed a little more resolution.

Final Thoughts:
The Love Twins are amazing. I love their flicks and I wish to see more of them. Their goofy style of acting coupled with their performance makes them superstars. Hopefully, I'll get to view more of their work in the future. Good work, ladies.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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