2007, 164 minutes plus extras
Director: Joachim Kessef
With: Cindy Dollar, Vera Golden, Kyra Banks, Domenika Pink, Candy Cat; Richard Langin, Marcel, Rudy Strong, Joachim Kessef
"Certified Big White Butts" reads a stamp of approval on the cover of "Apple Bottom Snow Bunnies #2." Wide-load lovelies are indeed the order of the day here, though two of the European beauties on view have butts that are not especially large. Lots of anal intrusion is also on tap. There's no sign of snow, in case you're looking for the cold fluffy stuff to go with your nastiness.
This long video program, directed by African-French performer Joachim Kessef, features five attractive, energetic women in five boy-girl scenes. There's no plot, and virtually no dialogue except for a few heavily accented cries of "Fuck my ass!" Each scene starts with the girl entering a room or a hallway, looking at the camera and posing, sometimes masturbating (including asshole fingering). Then a guy enters the scene, leading to the usual complement of blow jobs, cunnilingus and fucking in all possible positions.
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Cindy Dollar is a very pretty blonde with very wide hips (in a good way). After lots of gaping asshole action, she receives the guy's cum load in her cornhole then squeezes the butter out onto the floor. Vera Golden, a zaftig look-alike for "The Hills" queen bitch Lauren Conrad, has a huge cottage cheese butt, which she seems quite proud of. DVD box cover girl Kyra Banks, another blonde, is a hot performer, receiving man spit, as well as "four feengerz" in her willing butthole. Her scene has some nice proctological close-ups. When cum drips out of her poop shoot, she licks it up. Domenika Pink, who resembles Carmen Electra, right down to the great calves, takes on director Joachim Kessef, whose big black anaconda probes pussy and mouth but, sadly, not ass. Young brunette cutie Candy Cat finishes up the program with a very anal-heavy sequence, featuring repeated ass-to-mouth occurrences.
This is a merely decent presentation. The video picture is presented in full frame (square picture, black bars on the sides on widescreen TVs), and the serviceable sound is stereo. There is some soundtrack music at the start of each scene, but that quickly disappears, letting the oohs and aahs take over.
The main menu is a still frame offering Play Movie, Scene Selection and Special Features. The scene menu, however, is full-motion hardcore and there are a total of 48 chapter breaks on the two-hour-44-minute feature. The only decent extra is a 14-minute behind-the-scenes featurette, with director Kessef preparing and shooting scenes, and the performers often freezing mid-ass-pump so that the still photographer can grab some shots (such pros, these porn players). The other supplementary material is a cumshot recap, a photo gallery and website access.
THE LAST WORD
Lots of anal sex is the chief selling point of this otherwise by-the-numbers performance. There's no dialogue or any attempt at a scenario, just horny Europeans getting it on, one-on-one. The action is well photographed and things get a bit nasty after the man cum flies. Weak on extras, this rates as a rental at best.